Being a genius isn’t like in the movies. Real geniuses often have boring lives spent in offices, laboratories etc while other people are going out having fun and enjoying the sunny weather.
I miss being a Teen in the early 2000s used to have sleep overs at my house in my basement room, we had a finished basement it was all open I had a big king sized bed and a large leather couch in front of a large tv, my friends would come over and then late at night we stripped naked and watched pornos be like 3 or 4 of us on my couch masterbating and see who cums the fastest.
„Lola rennt“ im Kino bis 9:50pm heute
TV Programmm 📺
I feel like crying this summer. Been treated so badly by people. it hurts. Im angry. at them. at myself. I never want to see or talk to certain people ever again.
I jacked off with a black dude on snap chat last night.
My wife let me take some t****** and n*** photo’s of her while on vacation, After some time I showed them to a guy we see from time to time. I told him when he see’s her in person, not to say anything. My wife has no idea.
I deserve to win. I deserve money and all I want. so f*** off you!
I was pooping and I tasted a boiled chicken, then wanted to become a rat… what do I do?
Earlier tonight, I had a bunch of friends to drink and hang out. One of these friends brought another friend I hadn’t met before. She was super cute, and we ended up having s** by the end of the night. They all just left a few minutes ago.
Tomorrow...
My Name is Jason, I am a white bisexual white boy, I have black hair, blue eyes ,a slim body, I am 19 years old and I am more into girls than boys.
Now I have this Navel Fetish so I post videos of me f******** and rubbing my belly...
I’m a guy, and I bought myself a v******* to m********* with. No, I don’t put it up my a**. I just turn it on and rub it against the underside of my c***, right near the tip.
The orgasms produced this way are absolutely mind-blowing. I’d say the...
I’m leaving the table I’m out of the game I don’t know the people In your picture frame If I ever loved you, oh no, no It’s a crying shame If I ever loved you If I knew your name
You don’t need...
That feeling when your professor smells like s** and you have to pretend not to notice. Yall, I smell that s*** from a mile away and it isn’t cute (imo). I mean he got that a** but my nostrils also got a** blasted by that chlorine smell. win lose situation!...
Depression can only be healed from the inside in the present moment. Try find the reasons, heal and let the past in the past. Start again.
Imagine a lithe sweaty track star raven haired girl who works at subway grating cheese, ordering several margherita pizzas then defiling them ever so slowly with a cheese grater and her poop, since she eats like a horse and is constantly touching cloth in her athleisure wear, in front of...
I am afraid to say it. But sensual love that happens over time while in your prime and youth is lovely when it grows on you like the vines and ivy leaves clinging to the walls and trellis. Whatever happened to old fashioned sensual s***** love between good friends as...
I was 14 when my cousin popped my cherry and it made me a maniac ever since. He was 18 and I was a curious virgin on a hot summer day. We were at home and our parents were on a trip. I went inside his room and caught him...
My husband choked me so much during s** today I blacked out. It was the most amazing feeling. Now I’m worried I’m going to get addicted to it
I “accidentally” let an envelope of naked photos fall out of my coat pocket into closet at dentist office, and the female dentist and all the hygienists saw them! My confession is that I intentionally let the envelope of photos fall into the coat closet but what happened was way...
Once again ufo’s seen and this time many around the sun (harvesting energy?) And the news create fake news to avoid people reach such important topics. FBI shut the New Mexico observatory ?
I had pictures of me in my underwear on my phone and I thought I deleted them and when I was showing my family pictures of my trip to Italy I accidentally clicked on that photo and my whole family saw it. I’m super embarrassed and I hope they’ve forgotten....
I took naked photos of myself to a photocopy place (Kinkos) and had them make copies. I told them it was a “dare”. They were close-ups of my g*******, my face wasn’t in them. They were so close-up that when they enlarged each pic to fill an 8.5 x 11...
I “accidentally” left naked photos on copy machine at library – and watched as the women found them! I took a 4 photos of my g*******, close-ups, and put them on copy machine at library. I left them there, and sat at a nearby table and waited. My heart was...
Once again ufo’s seen and this time many around the sun (harvesting energy?) And the news create fake news to avoid people reach such important topics.
I have an uncle that has been in a relationship with a woman for over 20 or 30 years, but they never been married. They are not married but this woman has two daughters. One was in her mid to late twenties and the other one was in her 30’s....
again ladies would you like to f*** your brother? tell me.
2am still playing FORTNITE ?
Yea so me and my I sis got drunk and well I went down on her. she tasted great. I want to f*** her, What the s*** we have men f****** each other and woman pleasing each other why cannot bring my adult sister to organism? I want to f***...
Years ago, I let me neighbor watch a video of me m***********!
About 3 months after getting married, a good friend and I went out to a club and my wife wanted to go as well. Which she normaly doesnt. After a few drinks she was totally flirting with him . i asked if she wanted to f*** him. And i told...
I took my wife out for some drinks. I challenged her to pick any guy and let him f*** her. It was our first t********. We both loved it. After he fucked her she let me s*** him clean off. It was my first time blowing a dude. He finished...
My first date included my mom supervising it by being a third wheel, and getting mugged by my sister’s psycho ex-girlfriend
13m and my parents make me go to Church. Last week they were lay helpers so I was on a pew on my own. I masturbated in Church. Oops haha. At the Peace I had pre c** on my hands when I shook hands LOL. Afterward I went in to...
When I was 12 I would watch my mother through the window while she showered and I would m*********
WTF? Why the hell does my arm pit smell like a p****?
I am a new mother who just started Brest feeding is it normal to be aroused when your baby is breast feeding
Humans don’t realize they live on a planet. We are the best alien beings. We have such inferiority complex. . .
my best friend (male) once let me (also male) f*** their friend that was a girl and she was f****** hot, with or without clothes. at first we were all smoking weed together and the weed made her h**** and she started grinding on me. i asked my friend if...
When I was in high school, one of my best friends was gay, and I was straight. He had told me he found me attractive and we had talked about boundaries. But one day hanging out in his room he proposed to me this “I know you’ve never had a...
Zander I love so much youre all I think about. Ive tried so hard to forget you I cant. I love you so much. Im pretty sure you don’t return the feelings. Its so hard seeing you, when I hear your voice its like im swallowing glass.
Religious people think god is the only thing.
Atheist think humans are the only thing.
None sees reality as the vast expansion it is. Utter nonsense is thinking humans know the secrets of the vast universe
Jesused Christed
I had s** in women’s prison
