My uncle and aunt and a couple of her friends came down here to visit. My uncle and the two lady’s that came with them and my brother when on a day trip. My aunt stayed here with me. She took a shower in the other bathroom and I after...

The sensation a man has when the blow their load is the Apex of a man’s ecstasy. For a man, he cannot achieve a higher high.

So TONIGHT, come by and shoot your JIZZLE JUICE wherever you damn well please! Corvallus and Enrique are hosting again, same place, same...

I just ate a three-day-old curried egg sandwich out of the fridge at work because I don’t have the energy or money to go into town and get something of my own. If I throw up, oh well. Win-win situation.

In my office safe is over 100K plus valuables. The combination is 28463597. I am laughing my a** off knowing nobody will find it.

A was mercy fucked for 6 months several times a week by the cutiest little s*** you can imagine. Then she found a boyfriend more in her league 🙁

I’m in college and live with my divorced dad. Some nights I sneak into his room to take his pocket p**** into the bathroom with me and drink it dry and lick it all over, then put it back.

Tonight I finally got to f*** this really attractive girl I’ve been after for a while.
Overall, I’d rate the experience as average.

Her p**** was really tight…but she was lazy in bed. She didn’t make me use a rubber…but I couldn’t c** in her because she’s not...

smth weird happened to me today. i (male, 28) was riding the bus back home from uni as i noticed this guy (around 20yrs old) sitting a few seats away from me. i was listening to music on my headphones, he was talking on the phone. i kept looking at...

I haven’t confessed this to anybody but a couple months ago I cheated in my marriage with a guy that’s over 20 years older. I had this school girl crush on him from the minute I met him. He was so masculine, deep voice, broad shoulders and the eye contact...

TNT just went up over 60% but ethereum went down 10% at the same time and it freaked me out so I literally lost 4 dollars instead of making 500.

fml, I’ll get the next one in a century.

An update on the Ritalin yes I’m that guy holy s*** it keeps you up and very distracted but I’m having fun

Shutdown Exposes Another Reason To Abolish TSA. The airports function without the TSA! We don’t need TSA.

TSA employees are traitors to the American public with their unconstitutional search and seizure. Our founding fathers are rolling in their graves. Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.

The...

I want to talk to a stranger about my wife and our s***** life. Anyone? Put you email address in comments.

Bibi Confirms Latest Israeli Attack On Damascus.

‘We struck thousands of targets In Syria, says IDF Chief on Israel’s “near-daily” strikes in Syria.

Netanyahu praised the Israeli air force after reckless Christmas raids on Syria. But the Jews despise Christmas. On Christmas Day, yes on CHRISTMAS DAY, Israeli jets used...

Okay so one time I was walking down the street, minding my own business when some guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to see something cool so I said sure and this man recited the first 500 digits of pi and I was like cool bye...

Today I opened twitter and saw a video of a man f****** a quasarito and im f****** scarred.

I’m married and had s** with this pretty little thing I’ve been crazy about for the past year. She’s young enough to be my daughter. We were in the pool and she was wearing a string bikini splashing me and then jumped onto my back and bit my neck. Her...

‘Apartheid Road’ opens in West Bank, with one side for settlers & the other for Palestinians.

Israel opened a segregated road in the West Bank divided by an 26 foot high wall, with one side for Israeli settlers and another for Palestinians.

The east side of the road is...

‘Jewish Terror’ – Settler attacks on Palestinians TRIPLED last year

500 incidents reported ranging from racist graffiti, to assault, to the destruction of olive trees. These politically motivated crimes carried out by Jewish settlers in the West Bank include assaults and racist, nationalistic, and anti-Muslim graffiti spray painted in Palestinian...

I’m a black girl in college and I’d love to punish a white boy. I’d tie him spread out on my bed, face down and naked. I’d pull his c*** and balls out from under him so I could see them. I’d tie a string around the head of his...

I remember one time I had a black trans fuckbuddy with a 13′ c***. One day I was in the restroom and told her I’m not f****** her anymore.. she walked up and started kissing my neck ever so gentle so my body was tricked.. I’m saying no.. s..stop.. but...

I’ve never, EVER told anyone about this, so I might as well confess now. F*** it.

I’m a guy in my early 40s. Many years ago, probably around 2002 or so, I had a female roommate for a while named Ivy. I had known her for a few years...

I m********* to videos of women swallowing mice alive

i don’t know how to describe why i keep thinking that i’m a very strong person but sometimes i want to lose it and stop being so serious. but when i tried to lose control is too much that i let go so i made a lot of mistakes, even...

Muslim stabs pregnant woman at German hospital, victim loses her unborn child.
The frenzied attack happened on Friday at a hospital in the town of Bad Kreuznach, near the city of Mainz.

Another Muslim spreading the peace and love that is the Muslim way.

I got a bit too drunk at a party and fell asleep before everyone else and when I woke up a girl I’m friends with was touching me, I didnt know what to do so I pretended I was still asleep until she stopped. She felt my b**** and put...

When i was 15 i ran away from home because of abuse issues. I walked aimlessly until i stumbled upon my cousins friends. His friend had a house by a lake and he said i could stay. He also invited this homeless guy to stay in the same room as...

I flashed an old guy today. Probably made his week.

I went on holiday with a friend and we went to this crazy s********* that had a room with gloryholes. A guy stuck his d*** through one of them and my friend sucked it a bit then dared me to put it in my p**** so I did and I...

I have a friend who punishes her son for m***********. She doesn’t allow it. He does to it a lot. So she restrains his hands behind his back and rubs his bird with BenGay. That makes him do the BenGay dance as he promises to be good and not abuse...

Today I went to the gym. It’s the first time I went in a few years. I went to the gym that’s probably the most popular near my house. I’m 19 years old and fairly skinny, Except for my a**. I think my a** is big compared to the rest...

I have great luck. I have always been a tomboy. My tomboy style makes me look butch, but yet I’m very pretty and attractive. I work out and I’m in great physical shape. I’m independent and ahead of the crowd. When I was 15, I lied about my age and...

Once I took my then gf home. She was a freak and a n***** to say the least. As soon as we reached, she started becoming h****. She was a petite and pretty brunette. I picked her up and carried her to my bed. She was wearing a green dress...

My most recent ex has been performing in Avant garde feminist pornographic videos, and I just spent the past hour watching them while huffing Jungle Juice, jerkin’, and busting nuts!

I am a 17 year old guy and still in high school. I live with my mom and its just the two of us. I’d say we have a pretty good relationship between us. I love to wear thong underwear. I think I might be obsessed. When I was 12...

President G. W. Bush Signed The 2006 Secure Fence Act For
A Border Wall – Where’s The $50 Billion? Where’s The Fence?

So where is the $50 Billion set aside for the 2006 Secure Fence Act?

Bush signed it and Obama was to oversee its construction.

Where is the...

Norway Rules ‘F**k Jews’ Remark by Muslim Rapper is Not Hate Speech

The way it was framed, it falls within the artistic freedom of speech which artists and performers enjoy in making provocative or satirical statements,” the police ruled.

After visiting the spa I was showering off in the locker room showers and used the removable shower head to o*****.

Back when we lived in the country we were given a just weaned female pony and a male calf. They grew up to-gather, played chase games, were always by each others side. Then one day when they were both just over 3 years old and grown, the bull started screwing...

Okay, I need to get this off my chest. When I was 17 back in 2005, I seduced my math teacher. He was hot and I was failing math, so being the s*** I was – I seduced him. Got him between my legs and giving me grades I didn’t...