I would love to leave the Earth.

It would be great to go visit other planets and tour the Galaxy, and then the universe. It would be a joy to be away from the sick, depraved, vicious people that infect the Earth.

They do nothing to help each other despite...

A young girl lives next door. I guess she is about 14 or 15. Her bedroom is on the side of the house. I was on my porch and I noticed her u********* in front of her window. The blinds were open and the lights on. What a view!

I...

This gorgeous young girl in her twenties is completely infatuated with me and I’m not sure what to do. When she sees me she ignores her boyfriend and spends the whole night with me, standing close, smiling, and looking at me as if I’m the greatest thing to ever walk...

I have $300 in refunds owed to me finally coming from 2 places

One of those places is car insurance. My broker found another a cheaper rate with another company after the old company already took their first payment for this coming term. Technically they should not have, I paid...

My brother doesn’t have his own bed. He sleeps on the couch in the living room. Yesterday, my boyfriend and I had s** in the living on the couch my brother sleeps on. It gave me such a rush. And I knew my bf felt it too. F*** yeah.

I creamed my jeans while I was draining a hot Indian c***, my face buried in his mound of p****, taking a big whiff of his curry scent put me over the edge and I soaked myself all the way through that my c** was dripping out through the denim

I was at my friends house and we decided to go swimming at the beach, she said I could borrow a swimsuit and in a rush I grabbed what I thought was a regular white swimsuit but when I went to put it on at the beach I realized that...

I exposed myself to Becky Bourne when she stood at the corner on her way to school. I know that she saw it because she told a girl at school that she got a good look at it.

I think that Becky was turned on by watching me rub my...

About 99% of all the confessions on here concern s**. Doesn’t anybody ever think about anything else? Is s** all that you have going or in some cases not going? Is there nothing else in life?

I’m tired of all you homophobic haters on here who are not sure of your own s******** and so you attack us lovely gay people because you are jealous of our freedom and happiness. You are a bunch of jealous, sick, homophobes and haters!!

I sucked my sister-in-law off whilst my wife lay asleep next to her … we wrote it off as s silly drunken moment but, I loved it and recently she said she thought about it a lot and m********* about sucking my c***, she knows it so much bigger than...

I just absolutely love to scare and mess with people. Everyone gets so worried and scared so easily!!! God just something about it is just so thrilling!!! I always loved to do this. I used to be known as the scariest kid at my school. Some people tried to bully...

I was so close to getting laid. Literally seconds away from nice puss. But then the school shooter tapped me on the shoulder and said to leave his corpses alone.

I just found a bunch of n*** selfies of a really hot girl from my class on a p*** site. And it’s definitely her. Same glasses, same mole on her neck, same necklace. Holy f***.

YES. 🙂

Alright so I have a friend who I’ll call Mario and I’ve been friends with Mario for about two years now and Mario is really pervy and I’m the complete opposite. And one really weird time we were talking about random things and then she was joking about how no...

At school there are two brothers who are mean and vicious bullies. They beat up people and everyone tries to avoid them. I used the downstairs restroom to try to keep away from them, but they came in while I was there. I was alone with only them. They started...

Why are homosexuals so queer? They talk so oddly with the queer way they pronounce words. Then they wave a limp wrist all over. If that isn’t enough, they come right out and announce that they are gay, as if everyone wanted to know.

Everyone doesn’t want to know. Everyone...

I gave my older brother’s friend a b******* because I was bored and wanted to f*** we did it on my brother’s bed no regrets I hope he enjoys that c** on his bed 🙂

IDIDITAAAALLLFORTHENOOOKIEEEEEEEEEE

I’m a f***** middle aged man and I’ve never had a homo experience. But today I’m f***** thinking about it.

I stopped to take a piss at a rest stop on the way home and was taking a much needed piss when this kid came in and stood beside me....

every night I alway have vivid dreams of me being pregnant with twin and or having children’s and a husband but everytime I try to look at him I can’t see his face at all. And very s***** vivid Dream of me having s** with pretty hot body guys but...

I’m a 20 year old girl and I’m straight, but when my cousins and I were younger like 8-12 we would all kiss and make out, mostly me and my other girl cousin we would kiss in the closet and once or twice we would hump each other, she rubbed...

I went to a coffee shop in a skirt with no underwear and sat facing the window so people walking by in the street could see my p**** up my skirt.

So I have a dog named Cookie and I decided that I was gonna make a water balloon out of a glove and give it a face and name him Biscuit and say he is my other son, and not even 5 minutes after I made Biscuit my older brother...

I fucked my husband’s best friend while his wife slept in the next room. He came in my a** and it felt so f****** good. No one can know this.

I once got drunk and took a giant s*** on my friend’s parent’s lawn. He said he thought that was his dog.

I- Think there is a ghost in my room.. i know i know i sound crazy but my door keeps closing and opening at random times and it feels cold- i’m lowkey scared sorta
i guess i gotta call ghostbusters

I cheated on my bf with two guys on a carpark after a concert.

I finally had s** with my girlfriend’s brother and it was the best experience of my life. I’ve always had a thing for my girlfriend’s brother. He’s so cute and he’s such a little hoe when no one’s looking. I’ve been kissing him behind my girlfriend’s back for weeks. And...

I’m a 20 year old girl but when my cousins and I were younger like 8-12 we would all kiss and make out, mostly me and my other girl cousin we would kiss in the closet and once or twice we would hump each other, she rubbed my p**** a...

It’s Corvallus, and it’s on tonight, same place, same time. You bring your c***, I’ll provide the hairy backsnatches for you to breed. Fresh poppers on deck. You ready to slam and seed my sleazy sissyhole?

why do people not understand body language and reality

A week ago I did something dirty with my little step brother that I kind of regret but also dont. I’m a year older than him and we share the same bed. Sometimes he lays on top of me and accidentally rubs a spot near my d*** or breathes against...

Just listened to cal’s curse

I had s** with a stranger in the toilet on a train without a condom and he came inside my p****.

I love to completely dress like a woman from makeup to bra p****** stockings and a dress and heels. I run my p**** through all the silky lingerie and cu m on the crotch of my sister’s clean p****** and put them back in her drawer.

I am a straight male who fingers his own b******* when I m*********.My obsession is gaping my b*******,I rammed it in and out until my hole stayed open

I’m babysitting a friend’s house for the weekend. She’ll be back tonight.
So I made a b********* to a guy I know (hey, I had the house to myself, plus, I do have a boyfriend so I cannot do it back home).
He obliged and we started some...

i am a 28 year old male. I’ve been having an intimate relationship with my aunt(39 years) since 6 years. We’ve been enjoying it to the most as her hubby stays away most of the times.

Last night I dry humped an 18 year old boy until he came in his pants.. it was the hottest thing I’ve done in a while.