I drew a picture of Vegeta jacking his fat meat.

My best friend keeps making me all flustered and it’s making me so confused. We do voice acting together as a fun hobby and he does joke impressions but I’m more serious about it. He recently learned how to do a voice we both knew would turn me on, and...

I’m new to this university and I asked an older gentleman where the washroom was, he gave me the directions and insisted on coming with me. He asked with his old cracky voice “yOu a pRetTY bOi, u WaNna do soMethinG?”

I replied with a simple “WHAT THE F***?”...

Me and another friend watched 4 17 and 18 year old black boys slip into a friends tent one night on a hike. They spent most of the night in there, while packing to leave next morning this one hike guide said, if that b**** comes back in heat after...

I was wearing gym leggings and my friend leaned in close to me and said you have cameltoe and ran her finger along my slit, it felt pretty hot and I dont know I kinda want her to touch me again.

my stepdad tried to make me wrestle my younger stepbrother but I love him too much to hurt him so when the match started, we just kept circling each other around the mat and we kept circling and circling and circling until we were laughing and full on chasing eachother...

I was depressed after my best friend dumped me for someone who harrassed me a full year and both of them bullied me all 2018 year long even to fake conversations about me to spread them

After that I met this korean lady who asked me if I could...

Imagine if the wanky s*** demon was real and he secretly made 0.1% of all the pizzas in the world. Do you like those odds? 😂🤢

Last winter, I took the bus home from school one day and as I was walking down the sidewalk, I saw my crush walking up the same path as me except he was going in the opposite direction since his house is at the top of the street and mine’s...

I just had s** with someone 20 years younger than me and it was the best s** of my life

Any tips for cheating and not getting caught. Such as timing, place, the basics I suppose from those who do it regularly

turns out jussie smollett faked the hate crime

so many people called me a racist when i doubted him

now i get to laugh in their faces

Today in my English class the guy I have a crush on decided to steal my pencil and put it in his pocket and when I reached for it he started fake moaning. Also when we were standing he stood behind me and was like touching this balloon we all...

I am a married Mum. I wandered around our local park after a night out looking for s**. I saw a man sitting on a bench and went and sat next to him. We chatted for about half an hour and cuddled up. We started to walk home and ended...

I like to pee in places I shouldn’t especially when knowing someone innocent is going to have to clean up my piss

I encountered a black wizard in the forest.

I saw him meditating on a tree stump. A huge bald headed black man standing 8 feet tall with a huge gut and a beard that reached all the way down to the ground. He had a pack of wolves surround me...

I love going to the dog park down the road from my house. I don’t own a dog, but I get off on watching large, male dogs shitting. My next door neighbors Rottweiler mix squeezes out turds bigger than most pornstar c****, and he’s not very particular about cleaning up,...

So I recently united with my long lost sister, we’re both 22. She’s a cute, perky blonde with a voluptuous figure, much like her mother’s. Our first night out together we got super drunk and she began giving me these suggestive looks on our ride home. Well, we get back...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, our new Congresswoman in the House of Representatives likes circumcision. I hear that she plans to promote a law making circumcision mandatory for all boys before starting third grade.

I think that’s a good idea. It is healthier, cleaner, looks much nicer, and women prefer it. They all...

RUN!

I am from the planet Cfron. We will annihilate all humans. We will cleanse the Earth and make it a paradise. The Earth is ours.

You have 1 solar day to evacuate. Leave! All humans remaining will be destroyed.

This is your notice to vacate, quit, evacuate, some...

So the roommates daughter (20 yo) was in the kitchen again with her fat amazing a** so juicy in those yoga pants. She’s bending over getting stuff from cabinets and reaching into the refrigerator and I’m rock hard for the millionth time, but this time my cell phone whispers to...

Did you ever have a friend who was of a different race or religion and you go to their house after school and you’re surprised their family is black or whatever their race is? 🙂 I just had that experience with FB, I have a black friend and i just...

Boys and their ball sac. —

Mother always has a firm grip on my brother’s balls to keep him from squirming away, when he gets a bare bottom spanking,

First she makes him take his pants down and then his underwear too. How embarrassing that he has to stand there...

I got these pills from a friend of mine.They are priceless . I would not sell them . I’m going to use them on hot girls.I go to bar in a town near a big collage find a hot girl ,buy her a drink and slip one in . It...

My big sister set me up. I guess she suspected I went in her room without permission. She set up a hidden camera and caught me in her room. She has me on video naked, rubbing my c*** in her p****** and wiping up the mess I made with her...

So I was getting ready to go out to a club tonight with a couple of acquaintances I just made from the UK. The girl was hot and I thought maybe we’d end up hooking up. They came to my apartment and they had Molly so we took it and...

Been m*********** over this one guy so compulsively the last 10 months my p**** has finally checked out and I can’t make myself c** anymore.

22 yr old female here with a weird problem I wouldn’t admit to anybody irl. So I woke up last night in some kind of adrenaline shock. It was like my whole body just reacted and catapulted me out of bed. I transformed into a werewolf on the spot and...

i just rubbed my s*** on my p**** for no reason and im kinda regretting it.
huh.

Your Main Man Cream Gene here, lemme tell ya sumthin just met a wonderful older black vet Winston, he was hungry looking for 35 cents to get a candy bar. I told him lemme get a taste of your candy and I’ll hook you up with a load of goodies...

CORVALUS

Is it weird if your boyfriend calls another girl half his age just to chat? And she does it back and sends messages to him saying ‘just calling to say hi, will try again later xx’

My 54 year old boyfriend of a year has NEVER texted xx before...

I’m a 22 year old black woman & my s** slave is a 17 year old white boy with mommy issues. He’s such a cutie & deep, deeeep down kind of sweet but he’d probably become the next school shooter if I don’t f*** his brains out every Thursday bc...

Every Christmas i wake up ROCK HARD, because i have wet dreams of being strapped to the front of Santas sleigh being whipped hard by his big fat Santa c*** instead of a leather whip, forced to pull the heavy sleigh all night until I’m RELIEVED my big fat daddy...

Aaaaaaaaaaa yyyyeesssz I JUST BUSTED A NUT my hands are sticky I’m licking them clean good thing my phone is liquid resistant, though my jizzle is more like a thick gel ahhhhhh relax

Your pal Corvallus

Once at work I watched my colleague apply lipstick and that made me so h**** I immediately went and jerked off to her in the washroom

I’ve come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog’s a b**** a** m***********, he pissed on my f****** wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly d*** out and he pissed on my f****** wife, and he said his d*** was “This big” and I said that’s disgusting, so I’m...

Last night i finished a huge homemade milkshake and i was so stuffed from all my food and that shake. I wobbled upstairs and sat on my chair and the button from my pants popped off and my belly just like poured out and hung over my lap!!

What...

In 2004, a little boy named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with blond hair on the laundry room window ledge. He glared at the doll and screamed, “W****! S***! The sandwich...

I got bored this weekend and ended up going on a date with a self-described incel. I posted about considering seeing what it was like and you all warned me against it, but I did it anyway. You were all correct, it was an unpleasant experience and he was an...