I’ve come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog’s a b**** a** m***********, he pissed on my f****** wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly d*** out and he pissed on my f****** wife, and he said his d*** was “This big” and I said that’s disgusting, so I’m making a callout post on my twitter d** com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small d***, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I’m gonna f*** the Earth. THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher. I’M P****** ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE F****** EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.