Camila Mattoli will make any man fall in love with a transgender woman.

On a walk in the woods with my girlfriend when we were both was really h****, asks if we can have s** in a secluded spot. She’s wearing a pretty short skirt so it’s quite easy to start. We are having s** for a bit, both really turned on and...

my hot podiatrist just held my foot against her b***.
is that normal?

In the past two days I have had s** with two married men. One happened in the driveway of a vacant home and the other in the parking lot of a church in front of the priests house.

Tomorrow, I’m going to really start quitting drugs (mostly oxycodone and valium) in a taper. I am beginning to hate the way I’m feeling from them. And myabe my life will be better. Wish me luck!

IN those days I looked and beheld the troubles of ruination for man had cursed himself. AND they cried out, cries without ceasing so I took pity on them.

I stretched out my hand upon the void and the ether and brought time to a halt and all things...

So some context (plz don’t judge). I a female who is gender-fluid i.e some days i feel a lot more manly and actually have phantom p**** where i can feel a d*** right there where there isn’t one. i know crazy and unbelievable but true soooo.
Anyway! My boyfriend...

I’m getting married in October, but I just secretly fell in lust with another man. He came in to my work, we had so much fun talking, and I nabbed his email address off the database. I sent him an anonymous message last week, with a picture of my t***,...

Muslims banned from Finnish schools and daycare centers after multiple child r*** cases! What a shocker!

The Finnish municipality of Oulu announced that migrants are no longer allowed to visit schools and daycare centers. Parents have complained about so-called “integration visits” and are worried about their children after the...

I work at a Holiday Inn that is behind a Home Depot near the Highway. At night, after everything is closed, the parking lot behind the Home Depot is where gay men meet and go and have s**. They cruise around the street, into the parking lot, flash their lights,...

My hole is feeling much better I need more JIZZLE jammed in my SISSYHOLE! C** BREED MY BACKSNATCH Orlando! My PIG SWEAT poppers have me wild for SEED now!

I mean, I’m off all weekend and my a** is Gaped lubed and ready to be filled with leche, but it’s just past noon on Saturday and it’s already starting to hurt. I don’t like using numbing creams bc they can cover up an actual problem like an a*** fissure....

I was mastubating in the boys bathroom at school during lunch break and I got caught by a boy. I’m 16 and he is 17.
He heard me moaning really loudly but I first didn’t know he was here. Then he told me behind the door if he could...

Why do white people say n****? I grew up around in the ghetto full of blacks and had plenty of black friends but I rarely use n**** even though I’m allowed to. So why do white people want to say it?

Are There Buildings On Mars?
Why Does NASA Always Blank Out The Horizon on photos of Mars?
NASA colors it a drab orange. In fact the atmosphere makes it a
light blue, similar to Earth. Mars is more than you know!!!!

Yesterday, after another argument with my wife, my co-worker, whom I supervise, went out to lunch. After a ton of margaritas and rum and cokes, we ended up kissing at the restaurant. She was in no condition to drive, so I took her home. We made out in the car...

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Hello, my name is Heather Lily and I’m 14 years old from south England, UK.

I was born with polymastia. When I was born, I had these two spots on my ribcage below my n******. We didn’t think much of them, and just though they were moles....

I really had to pee while at a Starbucks after being stuck in traffic for like 4 hours, and there were two bathrooms right next to each other. Both were occupied; one was marked “employees only.” That door opened and a young guy with a green apron emerged. “Dude, I...

I get really h**** when I study for some reason. One time I was home studying and my friend texted me telling me that she’s at the library studying and she keeps having to go to the bathroom to m********* because she gets really h**** studying lol I told her...

The m*********** didn’t give me an o*****, not even this time, but I think I squirted in my p****** on my own. F*** you 🖕🏿

There’s nothing hotter than giving tall skinny teenage boys (18 and over of course) blow jobs and rim jobs and paying them of course.. Sometimes as much as $500 a session. I love the flavor of teenage boy c**

Once in Blackpool Pleasure beach I tripped over and my facewent into a girls a** and it felt amazing but we both fell over and because i was in a rush I quickly got up and not realising I put my hand straight into her v***** which was very awkward....

I’m a yogurt shop w****. My 7 male coworkers have all figured out that I’m a total s*** and get at least 1 b******* out of me during a shift together. The manager fondles me in the back constantly and it gets me so f****** wet. He basically greets me...

My wife joked one day that I should try on her dress. It got me curious so I tried, but I didn’t fit, so I broke the zip.I hid the dress, but she found it and asked what happened. I was embarrassed but told her and told her I would...

So why’d you tell your mother? This could’ve been handled in like two seconds, by you being honest with me, but no, you had to tell your mother you’re “overwhelmed” and now we’re on a “break” or whatever the hell that means. I didn’t cry today though! I think I’m...

So it turns out Im lucky I still have two eyes. When I was a toddler my dad was working on a computer. He left the computer case open and I was still bumbling around learning to walk. I fell on the case and it cut the corner of my...

I love women with small b**** who don’t wear a bra. I just met my new co worker and she is a hippy chick who has beautiful small b**** and wasn’t wearing a bra. she looked amazing. I don’t know how ill be able to concentrate around her

I’m swallowing s**** tonight! Orlando travellers c** feed CORVALLUS your neglected juicemaker anytime from now till 5am at OIA, just page me at an information desk then head to the family bathroom in terminal b first floor by disney magical express, where it’s my mouth that will perform magic on...

My mother has a collection of self-written Christmas themed erotica she made when she was twenty. She let me read them because I’m an adult now and I??? I was very horrified??

The worst one was “Elf in the M***”. The image of an morbidly obese woman f****** a tiny...

All started a few nights ago when my gorgeous young girl (friend) admitted she’s had a s** fantasy about me when we were playing Never Have I Ever with a bunch of friends. She was tipsy and laughing embarrassed when she said it. Been friends with her for months and...

Several years ago, when I was 21, I went to a big party at a friend’s house. It was the kind of party where it was safe to assume that everyone there was over 21, or at least over 18. I met this super cute girl there, we hit it...

Never been into Asian girls before but my new neighbour who’s half Asian is insanely hot. Petite, round a**, big full breasts and gorgeous smile/face. Cheeky little thing too, always flirting and c***-teasing but very sweet. I know she has a major thing for me but I visited her yesterday...

My boyfriend cheated on me through out our relationship. He has a micro p****. Here is his snap @awestern40

😂😂😂😂😂

I got chatting to an older man at the pub and for some reason I said yes to going back to his for a couple of drinks. As I get there another man walks in front of me and out says hello and takes his clothes off, then the other...

When I was in college I often couldn’t sleep so I’d walk around town at night. I’d stop by the bar or just explore different parts of town. One night I wandered behind a hotel and caught glimpse of someone taking their shirt off. It was a beautiful blonde woman...

I was hanging out with my girl friends who are basically a bunch of crazy party animals and do pranks on each other all the time and I messed up and got black out drunk and passed out. They shaved my v***** and put a fake tattoo on it of...

I was going into my moms room. I opened the door a little and she was f****** a d****. She didn’t know I was watching her. I went to my room and got a pair of p****** and went back to her door. I pulled my thong to the side...

Haha, this is quite embarrassing but I guess I’ll share it. I recently got on a new birth control pill that made me really h****. So, I called my boyfriend last night and I didn’t know he had is mic on in cod. Long story short a bunch of guys...

I got drunk with some of my friends and played truth or dare and I got dared to strip and walk through my front garden. Today now I’m sober I feel really embarrassed, my friends all saw me completely naked. I’d never even flashed my b**** to someone before.

Lol so this is a really weird dream I had last night, ITS NOT REAL OK. so i’m a single teenage girl and I had a dream where the admins at my school artificially implanted embryos into all the girls in my age group at school including me. it was...