This was something I witnessed when I was in high school. It was very sad but scary at the same time. This whole thing happened so fast.

So, whenever I head over to my classroom,I always have to pass by this room for special ed kids. One day i...

Within 24 hours before committing a crime, every criminal has been shown to have been in contact with this substance. No matter the crime, – murder, theft, assault, r***, – they all were in contact with ……….

WATER!

We must ban water now! Save the children. BAN WATER!!!

one day I realized TAXATION IS THEFT

I peed into a condom and them masturbated in my own pee. Then i watched the c** float to the top.

I’m making myself h**** just by drawing an attractive woman. She’s not even naked, but her cleavage is getting me going.
As an artist I experiment a lot, especially with me finally embracing my real s********. I don’t even know if I’ll be able to finish this piece before...

Me: “Alexa! Play Blue
Song by Eiffel 65 on repeat”
Alexa: how long?
Me: “10 hours straight boi”

Yo listen up, here’s the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees...

In school, our class(6th grade)is reading Number the Stars. Today, this girl in my class said, “So, was Hitler, like, a bad guy?” I mean, come on! That is common knowledge!

why do ugly people trick themselves into they are good looking?

And did I mention a man’s smile? The most dangeroussss.. part of a man. It can shatter dreams I supposed, but I’ve always known what’s behind that grin. And when men approach, it’s validation. And then a blush is stuck on my face the entire night because of some man....

So I was lazy today. I felt tired and hungry and went out for a takeaway. I wore whatI wore to the shops. A jacket over a low cut tight top and fancy skirt with spangly jewelery. The Young slim guy darkskinned guy on the counter knocked off the change...

I love men. They’re Kings! They’re Gods! I love how good my man treats me. I worship him. I love how happy I am. I love how free my mind is. I love how pure my heart is. I love how I haven’t been corrupted into hatred of men like...

The first thing I do every morning is put on my tightie whities, go in the bathroom, lay in the tub, and piss myself. Morning piss, where it’s dark yellow and bitter and perfect. Then I take off my drenched undies, stuff them in my mouth and s*** on them...

I’ve had a crush on my eldest sister for the longest time, because she looks like a centerfold model and she wears the slinkiest clothes when I’m around her. The only recent activity I did with with my sister was a nice long kiss and I was feeling her a**...

Carspotter, – we are waiting for you. Resistance is futile.

We are the Borg.

OMG tomorrow I meet up with the woman of my dreams, who I let here. We have only been talking for a few days but we are so insanely in to one another. 4hr road trip and she will be MINE!!

My brother told me once that he was pulled over by the cops. The cop asked to check his license and registration. My brother gave it to him and the cop said the registration was expired. My dad got a new registration card for the car but forgot to put...

Currently, I am 28, and male. 5 years ago, my girlfriend said she had a surprise for me in our car. As I walked to the car, I blacked out. I wake back up later on the ground, somewhere near a desert (I found out later I was in California,...

There is this guy that I majorly fancy his style and talent. Never met him upclose, he’s famous and he will be a judge at a contest event kinda near my place. I’m thinking of traveling a bit in order to meet him. He loves hanging out with people interested...

really wild

my boyfriend fingered new for the first time and i came. she rubbed my c*** a lot and i came a lot.

people confuse my thinking because their thoughts are so disoriented

So, I became friends with one of my coworkers. She is very nice and sweet. We hang out a lot. Our husbands hang out with each other. We go on vacations together. Once, I saw my friend’s husband, I thought he was very fuckable. My husband goes out of town...

I hooked up with one of my university lecturers via Grindr, had the best s** marathon I’ve ever had, and now I’ll have to go and take my sore a****** his class tomorrow morning.

I successfully ruined a wedding shower and a friendship because I’m mad that my bf’s friends invited my bf but didn’t invite me to their wedding. The woman getting married is my bf’s ex-girlfriend and she’s marrying to my bf’s best friend (haha wtf?). Anyways, the ex-girlfriend doesn’t like me...

Huh interesting site y’all got here. I guess this is as good a place as any to share something I did that I can’t even tell my husband or best friend. Several years ago I was this young, tight slutty thing that found herself “dating” and older wealthy rich man....

I love men who are vocal and groan during s** with a womam, it is some of the most sexiest accolades a man can give a woman. It’s better than a 100 roses. I love the possesiveness that overcomes men, evident in their private dialogue. It’s you, all you &...

Okay, new trend. Pedophiles. Let’s go!

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You like sucky sucky? Let me sucky sucky. I want to do some sucky sucky. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m taking a dump on the toilet again and yes I’m that same girl.. 🙆‍♀️

The Gallup Poll just announced that 69% of our great citizens expect their finances to improve next year, a 16 year high. Nice!

You don’t know what assholes men can be until you’re a woman. I don’t regret it and will never never ever go back to being a guy but f*** being a woman has its s*** side. It’s so weird. I have tried to tell guys what its like looking at...

For all the new people, I’m CORVALLUS and I get my BACKSNATCH BRED, cream dripping out my SISSYHOLE. Sometimes I host at my job, but less often since a guy jumped to his death in the atrium. More love, less hate here, this is a place to let it out,...

I work in public safety but also secretly dance at an establishment where wild women come in every night and throw money at us. This place is about an hour drive from the city I work in so I never thought much about anyone I know coming in. That changed...

Today i feel like a boss cause I fucked the girl who bullied me in high school and middle school .I remember she used to say that i’m a fat s*** who can’t do anything and will end up alone so during my years of high school i started to...

I for the first time shoved my finger up my a** and enjoyed it

If you are a man and want to know if another man you have only just met is a closet gay look into his eyes. As soon as he looks at your eyes in return widen your eyes quickly like a woman flirting. If his eyes automatically widen in response...

they look so gay!

So I’m the Anthropology major who was talking to the older woman yesterday, when sparks flew. So it turns out we live about 4hrs from each other and we spent about 4hrs talking on kik and then moved to Skype for another 4.5hrs. We cammed for that whole Skype time...

I was diagnosed with dyslexia in middle school. Now I’m starting college and asked my parents for the form basically confirming from the doctor that, yes I am dyslexic, for the disability services for my university. My father refused to give it to me, saying mental illnesses aren’t real and...