I am well endowed and can s*** my own c***. I give myself a sloppy b******* at least twice a day.

There is this guy, Chuck, married with kids. He sneaks n*** bathroom videos and pics of his wife and I jerkoff to them. She’s skinny and has nice b****. I like to have s** with her in a carnal way, unleashing full thrusting and drool! Thank you my brother from...

I went to Amsterdam for a week. Between the women in the windows in the Red Light District and the brothels, I had s** with about 20 women.

I see no purpose in being on this site anymore. It’s just a bunch of morons now and it’s a waste of time. Some of these posts, I don’t trust. Someone says something and another person thinks it’s dishonest people and I agree. Anyone can say anything and people who...

I’ve been thinking about you SC. 😋

I went camping this weekend with my best friend and her BF and her parents. The secong nigh, I woke up in the middle of the night and my firend’s BF was sliding his hand up my shorts. I didn’t stop him, I just pretended like I was sleeping the...

I slept with my best friends Dad when I was fourteen. He was in his late thirties. We had s** about a dozen times before we were almost caught, and were too scared to continue. We have talked about it as adults, and agree that if it had been socially...

I wrote a country song fools (to the post about ‘country music is terrible. Yes all of it’)

Here’s it goes
Hold on to your cowboy hats

🎶Heyyy heyyy heyyy y’all
Get your crown on y’all
Jump up on a pile of hay
And country...

I’ve having lap band surgery in July, and between now and then I am stuffing myself with treats daily. Since April I’ve gained 11 pounds. I want to see how fat I can get before the surgery slims me down to a size 2. I am 5’3 and as of...

His hands. I love them. He’s got above average sized hands. They’re very thick. He’s a wild man so his knuckles are often calloused with the soft skin inbetween. His arms are scared here & there from roughhousing as a child. I love when he has a freshly scabbed wound....

So, I became friends with one of my coworkers. She is very nice and sweet. We hang out a lot. Our husbands hang out with each other. We go on vacations together. Once, I saw my friend’s husband, I thought he was very fuckable. My husband goes out of town...

I was at a bachelorette party that had the super buff male strippers. The kind that you can give oral to. I was sitting in a half circle booth on the end with 4 of my girlfriends. The stripper comes over to our table and stands in front of me...

When my lab goes into heat, it’s my favorite time of the month. I lock her in the bathroom, with food, water and a few dildos suction cupped to the walls so she can get herself off if she needs, open all the ventilation so her scent is all over...

My gf & I have quiet s**. We have roommates & the walls are quite thin. It also doesn’t help that my bed is horribly squeaky. However, we’ve mastered the art of silence. We move excruciatingly slow & prevent any sound from coming out of our mouths. It takes much...

Would you eat fox meat if it was cooked and seasoned properly? 🍖🐺🍖

I’m getting married and I love my fiancé, but I can’t stop having s** with my new coworker. I find my coworker’s personality so boring and annoying, but she is so hot, that she makes my d*** so hard every time I think about her. When I first met I...

$1: A naughty pic
$5: A personalized naughty pic
$10: Access to my full collection of X-rated pics
$20: A 10-second X-rated video
$30: A 30-second X-rated video
$100: A ten-minute X-rated video
$200: A personalized feature-length X-video
$300: A video chat with...

My favorite are the suicidal confessions so I can ask them if I can have their things while they’re gone. I’ve arranged a drop off from a suicidal person once before so I’m eager to do it again & get some things I can use that they clearly won’t be...

Love to have a s*** buddy self serve is getting old

I had s** with my sister last night. We were just sitting around getting high, watching a movie together. My sister was wearing the sexiest crop top that I’ve ever seen, and very short shorts. I couldn’t help looking at her, and she caught me. She just smiled and moved...

When I gave birth last year it lasted nearly three hours. The contractions gave me waves of pleasure and an o***** which lasted throughout the whole birth. Nobody told me about birth orgasms. It was the most intense orgasmic experience I have had in my whole life. I know some...

Tie Domi ex professional hockey player for the toronto Maple leafs spotted sitting front row at the Toronto raptors vs Milwaukee Bucks game .

-Celebspotter.

Fucked a hot small 16 year old girl today and made her take my c** and she ended up liking it

I’m dead boy.. it’s night and I was bored so I started watching p*** and it came on loud that I think my family heard it … -_-

That “ten year old girl” is just such a mouthy, entitled little brat– I just want her to put me in my place!

I guess it’s adults dirty night confessions. O_O

One fabulous six packed abs 34 y/o analfabeto, a 166 y/o c*** and a 99 y/o vampire from Chile were seeing nowhere doing nothing.

He took his big thick hands, grabbed my face & gently pressed me into his crotch. He howled as I did my work on his d***. He threw his head back & howled. Literally. Like a wolf. He knows I like it. His torso stretch out & I run my...

I am an older man looking for a much younger lady, preferably under 25 years of age who wants a life of leisure and everything is taken care of for her. In return, depending on the size or amount of each gift I’d want her to submit to my s*****...

When I was 15 my sister had a bf who was 19 and he noticed I kept looking at him a lot I guess. I came home one day and he was there waiting for my sister to get off work and we talked and he asked if I liked...

No beer and no tv make Homer go something….. Crazy Marge? Don’t mind if I do!

-Homer Simpsons.

I am pregnant, by a married man. I had a hot weekend with him in Greece. He was there with his wife for their 30th anniversary, I was there with a work friend. Two days of forbidden s** with a man who left his wife to have s** with me....

One lucky night I went into a gas stations to pump gas. While pumping gas an older lady pulls up on the pump on the other side I didn’t think much of it but she started staring at me from the moment she pulled up . She got out the...

I love wearing p****** during the summer. Exercising, washing car, sleeping, 24/7. Doing so makes my d*** so hard.

yo so i be at mcdonalds wit my gf smell burnd meat an see my sis an she be bein feeled up by da cook so i beet him wit a spatchewla be still hot so he got burnd an he cry liek a lil bich

I wish I could talk about s** change stuff without being constantly s******* objectified or judged or having people take what I say out of context and abusing it. There is so much peoplke don’t understand or assume including people who should know better and its really frustrating at times....

Watch @klrhodes0 on snap chat thotty thot lets her dog lick her t***

I’m a dirty little hoe. – Nat

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For the record: since a TSA agent committed suicide at work, my job became a little more involved and I don’t really have the long time to have my little parties at work, whether in the supply room in the bathroom or a room at the Hyatt. I still hook...

Hells hot devil’s crotch!

-Demon Kane.