$1: A naughty pic
$5: A personalized naughty pic
$10: Access to my full collection of X-rated pics
$20: A 10-second X-rated video
$30: A 30-second X-rated video
$100: A ten-minute X-rated video
$200: A personalized feature-length X-video
$300: A video chat with me
$500: A naughty video chat with me
$1000: An actual s***** meetup with me
Free: A reminder that TAXATION IS THEFT