I s*** my pants. Not really, just thought it would be funny to post that here.

GIMME BACK MAH COMMENTS

BREED my BACKSNATCH TONITE!

Orlando International Airport Hyatt Regency, Room 612
free parking in garage C & shuttle train right to hotel atrium

My sissyhole is GREAZED & SLEAZED gaped ready for your jizzle stick to flood my guts with that steamy cream manmilk shake! Fresh poppers available JUNGLE...

What I don’t like about my long nails, is that when I take a s*** and wipe my a**, the s*** gets stuck in my nails.

Mmm.. men are so sultry…… My man is a big beautiful man. He’s 6’4 I’m 5’2 his wide shouldered arms squeeze my tiny little so waist so tight when he goes to pick me up for a kiss & hug. He digs his immaculate face into my breasts everytime &...

Hey clown person. Go f— yourself.

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As a virgin who is EXTREMELY jealous right now 🤡

1. I would spray it on all of his body and slowly lick, kiss, and s*** the cream off SLOWLY–enticing him to the breaking point!!
-Barbara, 34

2. First, I would use it on her eyebrows and lids to...

I am a teenager with a crazy belly ahs navel fetish. My mom knows about it and she leaves no opportunity to torture me there. Am her slave and she hurts, tortures and teases me both verbally and physically. I love her so much but she hates me. She says...

gotta free night before the storm any Orlando travellers want to ride my Rusty Rump? my BACKSNATCH is GREAZED & SLEAZED grind my prostate til the jizzle juice sprays down the walls

STD free and PrEP daily I want some tasty Texas barbecue get my CHOCHON while it’s steamy &...

My best friend morphed into my lover. The big issue is we are both women and I am happily married to a man and I have three children. Do I love her? Yes, no question there. Have I harbored ‘feelings’ for her? That one is hard to answer, we met...

I just had s** with a married man for like the 600th time (guesstimate). I c** easier on his face thinking about the fact that his tongue is meant to be in his wife’s (of 18 years) c*** but it’s draining my jizzle stick. I know that’s bad/naughty but it’s...

I let a neighbor and her friends take pics and video me m***********! Not only that, they spread my b*** cheeks and fingered me! I feel a combination of guilt and excitement thinking back on it. I won’t do it again but am glad I did it. I hope they...

I miss my childhood. It was the worst of times, it was the best of times. On one hand I was abused by my stepfather, but on the other hand I got to play sports which I loved. I miss Making people regret underestimating me. Being a rather porky kid,...

One of my most mind blowing orgasms was when I jerked off to Dean and Sam Winchester from Supernatural. I shouldn’t view them as fap material, since the actors come on TV to get paid and act, not to be p*** for some h**** 17 year old guy.
They’re...

some things you should not record bring up ask etc

i killed Jonbenet Ramsey and i liked it. they never caught me. they never will. i will kill again tomorrow. ha ha ha.

I love episode now that I’ve hacked the game hehe I do t got to pay for their stupid gems ☺️

why are you paying so much attention to me etc

I s*** my boyfriend’s d*** and it was my first time…..it was amazing 10 out of 10 will do again and again. I loved the feeling so much.

I think my husband wants to be a cuck , he has been encouraging me to be flirty specially with his friends and for the first time he let me wear a bikini to the beach

Guys, I finally made my girl c**! Her c****** on my c*** stayed on my mind all day. I failed both my quizzes.

Okay, for starters, i’m a junior in my tech theatre class, and because i’m the oldest, I was tasked with showing the kids around the theatre. Back stage, scene shop, fly system, prop shop, costuming closet, and my favorite spot in the school (as aspiring light manager): The Catwalk (capitalized...

I really am sorry for your pain both physical and psychological and just everything you’ve been through. No matter what please Always remember that your life really truly does have value and that you are very much loved. I mean that so sincerely. I am not afraid of you I...

Witnessing: Son and mother verbally argue

Son: they will come and take him away!
Mother: *physically expressess doubt*
Son: don’t make Turtle faces at me.

I am 25 year old man living with my single mom. She is beautiful and s*** but very strict with me. I love her very much and I know she desires my belly and navel. I am crazy for her touch and torture.

When we are home she insists...

Me: Da da
Daddy: No say Ma ma
Me: Ma ma
Daddy: Say da da fucks ma ma in bed
Me: MAMA!

it’s midnight, my backsnatch is gaped and greazed here by Disney Magical Express c** stick your tongue in or more

– Corvallus

I’m a young gay man. I was in a committed monogamous relationship for several years. At one point I grew bored and started having dark impulses to offer my body to random men behind my lover’s back. I fought these urges for a long time until I discovered that Craigslist...

im a teen girl and i love reading the s***** stuff people write on here ☺️

One of my customers is the Zoo. I fix some of their equipment and get to see what goes on behind the scenes. Almost every woman working there is hot. I would nail every one of them. This morning, I went there to fix some equipment and went into the...

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I fell in love with someone while I was on a family vacation, I also had a boyfriend back at home at the same time. I slept with my vacation love and it’s all I can think about even though I’m home now. I just want to be with my...

i just had diarrhoea 😔

I wanna wrap bacon around the door handles of a mosque. 🐷🕌🐖 Who’s with me?

I am addicted to m*********** while watching horses defecate. As a teen I found myself behind a young steed. It’s tall lifted, and it’s sphincter widened. Suddenly a cannon-like appendage emerged, pumping filthy horse s*** by the gallon. Aroused, I quickly retreated to the cabin to m*********.

Some 30 years...

bruh i just cuddled with my homie for 6 hours straight. full on waist touching, head on chests, legs intertwined cuddling while watching movies. we even did the faces squished together playful teasing about which of us was worse at a video game we play. i can’t tell if its...

I have never felt real fear

I just gave my husband such a great f*** that he came so hard his o***** made him pass out mid c** <3

About 4 weeks ago on here, under “A Wild Experience” I wrote:

In the coming weeks you may notice that a few people disappear or die.

That’s what I do. That’s my job. I remove problem people. My work is sanctioned because I work for the government. So I...