I want that n***** Prestonian out of here! Tired of his cheapskate a** talking about assaulting whites and waiters. He’s ruining this group! Your Pal, Corvallus

Had met a co-worker to celebrate an in work thing, he is very gay but not fem just obviously gay we go grab drinks, now he knows I’m bi but he doesn’t really know how much is talk and real we jerked off once but I was super drunk and...

Hey there ladies, here’s a tip for some of you who want to give that man in your life a real thrill. Something a little different. Either use spit or a good lubricant smeared between your b*********. Lay on your stomach and let that guy slide his h**** d*** up...

Wobbly sausage!!!

In third grade I attempted to frame someone for a crime they did not commit. Picture it, it’s the year 2000. Pokémon is exploding. There’s the show, the games the cards all the memorabilia, it’s poppin for Nintendo. And everyone is in on it. Except for me. Because my parents...

I tuck my nuts back and cluck like a gunt, got no shame, got no game, a sac with 2 dried out nuts.

Very, very disturbing…..

Like, this morning I was there in the back of the van, Like, having scoob lick the peanut butter off my jinkies as I always am then but when I zoinked I just kept zoinking.

Had one of the healthiest shits in months. Feels good.

Shut up ghetto b****. Be a lady for Christ sake, shut up. Please.

I’ve also asked my cousin, the older one because he is little bit smarter, how come when the dog is home, and enter the little brothers bathroom while he is in it, it becomes a thing where younger screams that he saw his bottie but the older one keeps it...

Simplyconfess is BEYOND TOXIC.

Reading you monsters gave me schizophrenia

I tried spanking hubby with a riding crop but his behaviour stayed the same.

Today I have a spiked steel chastity bracelet for him. Expensive and beautiful. It is lined with spines on the inside. There are forty eight of them and I have sharpened them so they are...

Well I’m looking for a lover who will come on in and cover me

Tananana na

Allahu akbar!

<3

To the biguy who wants to go to Pattaya Thailand and get creamed by Ladyboys: get on PrEP at least a month before you go, get all you vaccines, and have at it, you will be fine. Plenty of beautiful Ladyboys will fullfil you Sissy bottom fantasy and breed your...

i’m in love with my cousin and he’s in love with me.

Last night as usual, my autistic son was not sleeping and was hyperactive, some how I put him to sleep by 2 am. We live in a gated community and security doesn’t allow outsiders unless the residents issue a ticket in the app for guests and delivery boys. So all...

When me and my sister were kids we saw my parents having s** and when we went to our room we tried to copy them. We got naked and had s** for so long under the covers. I still remember how much we were sweating. We later got into our...

Yo my n***** and niggarettes Prestonian® be drunk off my a**. Earlier I met some white boy 19 years off age on a so called gay site and I went to his apartment. When I go inside he says you’re cute but maybe a little old. I grabbed him, yanked...

I just like to say don’t get your p****** in a dither. It sounds really great. Let’s turn this completely around. What do you have to offer besides the tantalysing details of your naked loins? Because I have a lot to offer for someone like you and I think you...

In February I joined a company and fell in with a group of women. We met this guy who wanted more than one girlfriend and now he has three women currently expecting, including me.

The best s** of my life was when I fucked Corvallus in the bathroom at Orlando International Airport last January

I had s** with this hella rich dude and it was the best s** of my life. While he was f****** me he told me he was gonna f*** me again tomorrow. Instead of that he blocked me on everything and ghosted me when I sent him a simple “hi”...

Actually embarrassing. I am helping Grandma move after Grandpa’s passing, packing, sorting, tossing, keeping, mementos, and some ‘stuff’ she just wants to keep. One of those was Christmas card box with a rubber band. She put it beside her and I kept pestering her as to what it was. With...

i am amazed how open my gay boyfriends roommate is about his s********. this morning he was giving me a*** s** over their kitchen counter both of us completly n*** and i think we woke them up but they got up and sat in the living room him in his...

To: I was f****** my girlfriend pile driver style: break up with her and find a woman who doesn’t s***. How long was the turd? If it was like a 7 inch log followed by a 3 inch loglet I’m not sure you could ever be attracted to her again...

I was f****** my girlfriend pile driver style and I had her legs up and I pounded it once really hard and she s*** a poo out on my bed followed by a fart then a small poo. It all happened so fast. She ran into the bathroom crying saying...

I get a free pizza delivered if I let the pizza man f*** me in front of my two little kids. Only if they are eating at the table while my t*** rub on top of the pizza as he fucks me from behind. And if I give him a...

i bring my laptop to the washroom and take a dump while doing my assignments

B****.

Having little fun time today. Lubed up the girls , Squeezed his d*** between them . And he shot his load all over my chin . We both laughed

Nothing beats a good w***! I w*** every day. I’ve also wanked my mates’ c****. My next plan is for us to f*** each others’ arses, and to fill them with each other’ c*** cream. Then lick the arses and swallow the c*** cream. F****** lovely!

I got fingered in town yesterday

I am not suicidal

You know something too, I think if you have depression, if you don’t go seek help for it and you just tough it out like I did, in my early 20’s and on, by the time you hit 40, if you are still a sniveling b****...

Da other day I went to my ex girls house and snuck in da window.. Den I took a hair clipper and shaved her dog while she was sleeping. I go in there every couple a days n f*** s*** up. One time I went in and dissolved heroin in...

On a few occasions I have fucked and creamed my 20 holer black Docmarten boots. F****** awesome! I can recommend. Really good to cover the boots with hot, fresh s****. Good to feel my c*** rubbing against the leather on the boots!

I(16m) just witnessed my dad(44) and my black ex girlfriend (15)having s** in my bed. Idk if i should call the cops or what..

Hello. Vietnamese girl here. How is everyone today?

I stopped by to say a quick hello and hope you are doing well.

It is quiet today. Not many here?

When I was 16 my mum found a stash of her clothes and a book about my fem fantasies she took the book away and said is this really what you want I said yes ,at the weekend my aunt came over to the house and told me to strip...