This decade has been a rollercoaster, Hope 2020 is just as great and better! I don’t even care who you are reading this I just wish you have an amazing New Year and know that someone out there loves you and cares about you. I want to help everyone who...

I wish you all a year of surrealism and creativity ! Mine is going to be a rollercoaster.
I can’t wait ! I wish you all love and creativity ! A Wilde Rose.

Ok I need advice–
so I’m 17 and I’m a virgin (but also confusing sideline, I’m in college because I graduated early, so take that into consideration through this story) I have almost had s** with 2 guys, but wound up just messing around every time. I’m still talking...

I’m a male, I went for a walk in the woods at night with my female neighbor and 2 of her friends from out of town. We were coming home from a nearby party. We had flashlights. They joked about r***** me. it was all in fun. But then, they...

Did not think my new Years resolution would be seen over 1000+ times- wtf XD

I swear everyone hates me and it’s starting to affect me negatively

Everyone that I crossed with hurt me beyond explanation. Humans must be demons and this must be hell. God, my imaginary friend, kill me.

I ended up in a circle jerk with these three brothers in my neighborhood when I and the oldest brother were both about thirteen. Puberty had already hit me like a truck, I had this gawky six foot frame I have now, and the same five and a half inch...

Yesterday, I was returning a few Christmas gifts. Few clothing that I didn’t like. While Looking the neighbors son was making his way through the women’s clothing area. He smiled at me and giggled you need help changing? I replied back with I’m game if you are? Stopped him in...

I went to the bookstore and I met a guy that was dressing up. I went and sat by him and we started talking. I leaned over and I started kissing him and I started playing with his c***. We kept making out and I was jacking him off. He...

This just happened around Christmas so im still excited. My 65 year old Asian mother in law caught me jacking off in bed after my wife went to work. She laughed and said “doesn’t (wife’s name) take care of that for you?”

I immediately blurted out, NO. she doesn’t. Not...

Convicted murderer Daniel Wozniak and I, an African American man in my 40s, had a*** s** on several occasions in Santa Ana California.

Daniel is usually described as a Powerbottom or a bitchy bottom so it was a real surprise to find out He’s a killer. He was very active...

Recently divorced
1st ever tinder date
He is in to B*** I have never done anything like that. Plain old married s** for 13 years.
I loved it! I don’t know if it’s because he is the first guy since my husband but I love how he...

I stole a pair of my girlfriends p****** and i c** on them and lick it off

I hooked up with a trans woman I met on Tinder yesterday. It was the hottest s** I’ve ever had. My girlfriend can never know.

I’m putting together a g******* of my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH by a plethora of she-p****. My favorite tgals are going to spend a weekend using my hairy hole this February, Camila Mattoli, Jessy Dubai, Lesly in Miami. Looking for about three more big shooters, real heavy CUMMERS. HMU LADIES

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So i was on vacation with my girlfriends family. We stay at a huge hotel. My girlfriends cousin is a 18 years old girl with a thich a** and large t***. I have a hard time not looking at her thong, clearly showing through her thin pants.

So at...

Okay… soo I joined a dating app. Met this guy. We met up once. It was great and all. He had a brand new car so I was kind of digging him. We were texting about meeting up. So the next day he picked me up and I went over...

Back in high school I took the bus to and from school. I lived an hour away without traffic, so the bus rides home would take twice as long. One morning I woke up especially h**** and decided to get one off before I got ready for school. As I...

Corvallus checking in to say tonight I met a team of n****** at a down low hip hop club and I walked by and shook my booty at them and one said “damn son where you going with dat?” And I said “hopefully wherever you hung n****** will be!”

This...

The Liver is the detoxing organ. Make sure to detox from alcohol if you intake any.

i sent gore to a child i didnt like

I’ve been in a committed relationship for the last 9 months with the person that I want to eventually marry, BUT… a couple months ago now, I met this guy online and the chemistry was there straight away. Instead of telling him that I have a boyfriend, I gave him...

Heaven can turn to hell in a split second. Me and my gf were making love , we were in a 69 , i was working her sweet spot with my tong and had my hands around her beautiful hips and she was sucking me and it was just amazing,...

So I am a straight guy. One day in college I was m*********** in my class and a guy saw me. He kept on staring until I came. After the clg was over. We sucked each other’s dicks. It was amazing. His p**** was big and tasty. He came in...

call me 6038178144

A fantasy, a dream, wishful thinking, a plan into reality to make it happen for NYE

(like the old days)- 50% joke/50% serious

-glam up w da girls (this is a whole day process): Nails check, hair check, beat on fleek, brows done, power heels, badass outfit, leather jacket, and...

Leo Man Leo Woman

– a decade of fire

I love sucking teensy tiny c****, the smaller the better. Most of it is, smaller dicked guys are so appreciative, but also I just find little c**** beautiful. I think I might be a closeted p********.

my v***** just farting and I’m laughing my a** off

I watched a friend of mine kissing my wife today. They were both going at it in front of me. What a turn on.

rejoice haters & trolls, I have left for greener pastures. hope u all had a wonderful holiday filled with love, & I always love u all.

– Corvallus

We did it b******! #TeamTrees received $20,000,000 and planted 20 Million trees in under 2 Months! There’s another thing you can add to a compilation of people restoring hope in Humanity haha!

People that like teens or even younger are disgusting and would f*** a pig.

Most don’t even brush their teeth well and just plain stupid because they haven’t grown a third eye yet unless they are a genius.

There’s a recent documentary explaining how AMAZON third party sellers actually go to the dumpster to sell trash as new goods and that includes foods or anything.

Garbage.. just become a minimalist

There’s also RECYCLE companies that don’t do anything other than sell trash to third world countries...

I spent the Holidays with my best friend and we got into it and I am not going to say we made love, we had s**. I love being naked with her and feeling her against me. We have kissed many times and gotten naked many times but this time...

Prestonian® here hell no I didn’t cheated that cracker b** out of $50, I cheated him out of $60! I’m trying to make up for white privilege slavery and crackers thinking they s*** don’t stink! I love everyone and ain’t got no damn problem as long as everyone follows my...

Yo it’s that big donkey d*** n***** the Prestonian® back to my old ways. Went to the shelter to get a free Christmas dinner (I ain’t homeless just don’t like paying for s***). I sat down next to this f***** and in the middle of my meal I said “hey...

For Christmas I gave my wife a pair of slippers and a d****. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*** herself.

I kind of ran from the police this one time, I felt absolutely terrible but I got spotted fighting some drunk pissant who tried to hit me and I really didn’t want to get arrested so I booked it in the opposite direction. This was a few months ago and...