The year was 1939. I came home from school so happy cause I got a gold star from my teacher. My mom looked kind of horrified, maybe cause she was expecting more gold stars. Either way, TAXATION IS THEFT

GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME OR ILL STAB MYSEKF TO DEAATH AND ITASA ALL YOUR F****** DOINGESHTYT

One time I tucked my hair under a hat and wore a jacket, then walked through the men’s locker room at the Y in a different city. It was a dare, and I saw three dicks.

F****** hate meeting you. Meeting you was a MASSIVE mistake.

I know you f*** Lisa from Blackpink but sending me a virus with her name is a whole new level of betrayal

Corvallus i’m going to rip your head off and s*** down your neck! Posting my damn address if you ain’t coming over to service my damn crank! You da most racist m*********** I ever met. One day my c*** WILL be in your a******!

The Prestonian

I used to cut sigils into my thighs and my left shoulder. By now they are quite noticeable scars and most people who’ve seen them asked if it was religious/ if I’m a cultist. Nah fam, just teenage me bein’ edgy.

I’m glad i was able to expose the mindset of the contemporary musicians. They are full of s*** in a nutshell. Disgusting music, lyrics, brainwashing people to be disgusting. It’s all about showing their money and nothing about spiritual enlightenment. They are obscene bullies that can’t handle opinions. Imagine. Crazy...

I like to stick forks up my b**

I am inlove with one amazing woman, and she is inlove with me, but the thing is, that she is married and have one child… And that S****.
I hope someday that we will live together 🙂

Just saw a black person with cheap piss beer in hand throwing regular trash to the recycling bin that has clear rules on what is recyclable. Who will make them change?

Damn you Robert Hamburger and Corvallus don’t be impersonating the Alabama Slammer, the one and only Prestonian on this damn site. Since this damn s*** going on I been aching for some white cheeks to slam. Come to Alabama and get your asses served up right by that big d***...

I ain’t CORVALLUS I’m the damn Prestonian black and proud large and in charge my n****. Corvallus is a b**** a** n****, I am the damn boss!

Corvallus is a pantywaist c*** smoker c** guzzler but I be the strongest damn n***** around, except for Robert Hamburger he’s the baddest...

Still water, no chaos.
Make a wave, you become the chaos creator.

my cat is training for the cat Olympics. She’s a runner!

my wife left me a year ago. I have a couple of girls that usee but I’m not really attracted to either. the past 6 months or so I have taken masterbation to a whole nother level. edging for like an hour and f****** myself with a huge d****. I...

I hit a low point in horniness during quarantine and went on a video chat site. I’m 21 years old and other than some small insecurities am comfortable in my body. I only showed my chest and fondled it for a few guys, did my best not to show my...

Please God , Please flat the curve of the symptomatics

Guys, going out and need a mask? Use your gf’s p****** over your head, crotch over nose. Lol.

1. You’re a false friend
2. I don’t love you
3. Stop stealing from me my ideas of spam

Lovely and sunny here in UK yesterday so I went out in my little back garden with tea and a book. It’s a semi-detached little house with a sunny garden and a patio, next door is the same and the people are nice. A mum and dad and two teenage...

Last night there was a knock on my door . Unexpectedly there was my son , daughter n law and one of their friends. Been about about 6 months since their last visit .Of course I let them in . And cooked dinner for everyone. Afterwards we sat and talked...

Is there anything I can do to make this right by you ? I understand why you’re hurt and angry and why you did that… I don’t mean right that you have to be friends with me I mean right just for why you’re hurt and angry ? I’m sorry...

Corvallis Met me on a site for mentally ill people And invited me to his house And gave me a birthday party and I watched him f*** a donkey up the a**

I had learned to m*********, I’m a girl btw. I was 13 and wanted our dog to lick my v*****. I waited till everyone else went out one Saturday night I was home alone. I put honey and peanut butter all over my v***** and called our dog . She...

Corvallus is a real person. I once met him at the Orlando airport, in a bathroom near the Disney World jamboree shuttle. He was in the handicapped stall with a homemade sling he had set up in there and when I walked in he directed the gentleman in front of...

Corvallus you ratsoup eating racist h***** dont be writing no messages here about me, I don’t know no Roger and I ain’t never on the damn bottom! If I see you in Orlando I’m gonna break your damn a******!

I’m a 26 year old female plotting on 18 year c***. He’s a virgin too.

I be da Prestonian and yesternight I experienced a strong but sensitive white man working my mancunt. I have never thought of myself as gay until Roger hit my prostate repeatedly with that big mushroom head c*** of his causing me to c** like a woman. Thank you Roger and...

Coronavirus and disease ticking bomb

“WET MARKETS” Animal Abuse

Besmirch

to say bad things about someone to influence other people’s opinion of them:
His accusations were false, but they served to besmirch her reputation.
Synonym
defame formal
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slander verb

The damn Prestonian is here looking for a SUCKOFF from one of you racist motherfuckers! Yesterday I went to pickup takeout and I tried to return the food for a refund after eating 75% of it but they wasn’t having it. I said “you racist calling me a skinflint n*****!?”...

Hahaha, chill ladies and gentz. I don’t get stimulated from this pathos websites. Simplycon-fest here’s your review: trash 1/100

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME WHEN I DON’T USE THIS WEBSITE FOR A F****** REASON. DON’T TRUST THIS SITE.

Stop pretending to be a hater version of me. This is Abuse. Hope you get jailed. A Sockpuppet 49 year old immature hag pretended to be the boy a girl that was not friends with her daughter like. THE GIRL KILLED HERSELF. STOP SPREADING LIES JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN AND...

I’m a homosexual, I’ve also never had an o*****.

TAXATION IS THEFT

Warning: Don’t use this website for your own good.

Prestonian here and I have found da cure for covid19 and it is by sucking my c*** or licking my asshoe! First 10 patients is free! If you be a racist in order to cure you dis n***** c*** gotta go ⬆️ your lily white a**!

The motherfucking doctor is...

I just spent an hour completing a JOI
I do not even know

I’m looking for a gentleman name of Corvallus B Winslow who according to vbs board posts is famous in the central florida “powerbottom” and “chocolate eaters” clubs (chocolate= poo poo). Im writing a story for Der Spiegel and would like to include this Corvallus fellow in my story about eating...