My name is David. When I was a teenager I once house-sat for a woman for some money. When I was done all the chores I would go into her room and go through her underwear drawer and take a pair of her p****** and wear them. The zebra print...

A few minutes ago I farted and s*** my pants. The fart was 10 seconds and the first 5 we’re air and the last 5 were chocolate milk diarrhea. Thank you for your attention.

I’m Prestonian the Manzoneer and I need a c*** up my a****** NOW!

Daddy Prestonian checking in. I just had some married white dad over, he reminded me of Corvallus that ratsoup eating jew.

He walks in and says “I’m new to this, please go easy” and I said “ok cracker, on your knees now!”

He was scared about what I...

My best work: “I’m a recently widowed middle aged guy. My wife, my high school sweetheart, was taken by cancer early this year after 28 years together. This will be my first Christmas without her. We have two adult children, my son and daughter. I couldn’t bear having holidays at...

Me and four of my friends raped and killed 6 men in college. After r***** them we didn’t know what else to do so we killed all of them. Not going to lie, we still talk about it with honor until today. I think we want to do it again...

When my wife had her baby I was so stressed out that I got hemorrhoids. I was with her through the whole thing. She had no pain medicine and she was screaming same her mom was there. Her mom was screaming too. It was very stressful. Unnaturally stressful. There was...

Yo stop calling me Preston I am the Prestonian, the Alabama Slammer or the Manzoneer (I like that one, thanks).

Cream Gene here, I’m not an expert on rap but it’s pretty obvious Prestonian won and humiliated Corvallus in here. It wouldn’t surprise me if we never saw Corvallus again. I sure am glad I don’t have to fight for hard hobo hardons and fragrant musky b** bushes with Corvy...

And I just fucked your boyfriend up the a**. He’s gay…

Oh damn PRESTONIAN dropped a bomb on Corvallus. I think Prestonian is the champion! Sorry Corvallus

Robert Hamburger

Prestonian is back and black, lick my sack, been too long I’m glad to be back, yes I’ll let loose, on your crack, slam those lily white cheeks til the chickens come back. Corvallus is a bottom, but he ain’t no problem, getting his a** fucked by every hobo around,...

For a couple of months now i have been having s** with my older widowed neighbor secretly. we have a perfect set up i go over to do “yardwork” and even though i have tried to stay away from her during the crap in the world i just can’t. she...

I saw Corvallus at a grocery store in Orlando yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was...

Last night, I engaged in a experiment to find out how long I could keep myself s******* aroused with video clips and photos of hot women, stripping, and s***** activity. In the past, I often felt ashamed and shun in keeping my s***** hunger under wraps, but after watching TED...

I just had the most *Amazing* cam2cam sexperience with a girl from Colombia. Quarantine may not be so bad after all.

I gave my boyfriend a b****** in our friends house, he isn’t super mormon but his parents were and we almost got caught. We are just super stupid.

YOU’RE NOT GAY.YOU’RE MARRIED AND CHEAT ON YOUR RICH WIFE WITH LISA MANOBAN THE KPOP E*****. MANY OTHER WOMEN TOO. STOP HARASSING ME. I’LL EXPOSE YOU. YOU ACTUALLY HAD FUN “GHOSTING” ME, HACKING ME, AND PRETENDING TO BE MANY HATERS WHITE CYBERABUSING ME TO SUICIDE. TO A L A N.

YOU’RE NOT GAY.YOU’RE MARRIED AND CHEAT ON YOUR RICH WIFE WITH LISA MANOBAN THE KPOP E*****. MANY OTHER WOMEN TOO. STOP HARASSING ME. I’LL EXPOSE YOU. YOU ACTUALLY HAD FUN “GHOSTING” ME, HACKING ME, AND PRETENDING TO BE MANY HATERS WHITE CYBERABUSING ME TO SUICIDE. A L A N

FEED FROM MY MISERY NOW BUT I’LL EXPOSE THAT B****** THAT BROKE MY HEART AND TOLD ME HE WAS GAY WHILE SLEEPING WITH MANY CELEBRITY ESCORTS (L I S A) AND BEING MARRIED. THANK GOD I DISCOVERED IT.

I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU HATE ME AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU, i just broke my hand thanks to you, happy now? WILL YOU LEAVE.?!

I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU HATE ME AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU, i just broke my hand thanks to you, happy now? WILL YOU LEAVE.?!

I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU HATE ME AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU, i just broke my hand thanks to you, happy now? WILL YOU LEAVE.?!

I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU HATE ME AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU, i just broke my hand thanks to you, happy now? WILL YOU LEAVE.?!

I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU HATE ME AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU, i just broke my hand thanks to you, happy now? WILL YOU LEAVE.?!

For my 21st birthday, I was involved in a g******* with 21 men.

When I was 19 I started working as a live in nanny to a nice family with 3 kids
He has since contacted me via Facebook do I respond?
Me: This is about you, nobody else. What do you want for yourself, do you want to reply to...

Corvallus here and I hate n****** in general but especially the Prestonian! This n***** has been a thorn in my side for a year now. I think he’s a biavian from the planet of Tan here to harass me and block the biggest blackest boners from entering my cosmic, um...

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

you’re suffocating me. get out of my private life!

Last night, I stayed experimenting ways to s******* stimulate myself using images, music, and random video clip of s***** fantasy. However, I feel unbalanced with what approach I’m going with this and I feel confused and lost as to what stimulates me during s***** arousal. I need to get a...

Prestonian “Big sambo lips on Steve Sarkissians c***” lol. Nice burn on the Prestonian, Corvallus.

Robert Hamburger