Some people call me the Prestonian, yeah
Some call me the Alabama Slammer
Some people call me more beef
‘Cause I d*** those asscheeks bright red
People talk about me, Corvallus
Say I’m doin’ your backsnatch, doin’ your Mom
Well, don’t you worry, Corvy, don’t worry
‘Cause I’m right here, right queer, right beer can d***, right here at the rest area bathroom