Male. I was recently at the hospital and although the surgery didn’t involve my g*******, they still shaved me. Well, not with a razor, but the nurse lifted my gown and used a trimmer, removing all my pubic hair, grabbed the handful of my light brown “soft and curlies” and...

Do you still live in Hamel Springs?
How did you end up back with them when you
Had your own place ? Bc of school district ?

return to sender beken

“Las drogas “no molan nada”, dice para sí e intenta una explicación: “pero aun así las seguimos promocionando a todo trapo: en series de televisión, en películas… Ser traficante es emocionante, además de que vives de puta madre: cochazos, yates y chicas estupendas. Todo lo que envuelve a ese mundo...

Learn how to keep your girl happy and satisfied or stfu when she goes to other men to get what’s rightfully hers.

Corvallis you pay those tgirls or they enjoy f****** you outright? I ain’t never dipped the old wick in a t***** but might let them polish my pencil if you catch my drift!

Gabe Athouse

GETTING NAKED AT DERMATOLOGIST I confess – I think the note/survey I responded to from my dermatologist sort of intentionally got her to examine me “more thoroughly.” And I enjoyed it! I’m a male, I go to female dermatologist once a year for what they call “full body skin cancer...

its been a while but i have actually been craving it. i told a lie to my wife about when i started work and left my house around 12:30 am to meet a man in a wooded area for s**.i did not even know his name but he showed up...

This is Corvallis and when I visited the Prestonian in Alabama he shook my hand and said “come in”.

There in the backyard was a 10 foot painting ladder with a pillow underneath it. He said “lay down corvallis” so I did. He got on the tall ladder and...

Lexington Steele also topped three of our celebrity homosexuals here on SC: Corvallis, Prestonio and Creamer Jean!

He had them stacked three high and would pull out of ones a****** and right into the next one. They were moaning and carrying on like a pile of jelly.

These...

preorder KING S***, the sleazy memoir by Corvallus! Learn how he got his start as a ball boy on Key Biscayne, and not just tennis balls, but man nuts. Stefan Edberg, Michael Chang, Paul Haarhuis all worked his boy mouth and birthed in him an insatiable lust for Jizzle Juice....

Tech giants are getting even bigger
The global economy is reeling from a pandemic-induced recession, but tech’s largest companies — providing ever more essential online services — are wildly profitable and flush with billions of dollars.
So Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google and Microsoft are aggressively placing new bets...

Lexington Steele had g****** with the following hollywood celebrities for pay according to his new book LEXINGTON’S STEELE: HOLLYWOOD HUSTLER:

Michael Richards
Wil Wheaton
Sean Penn
Howard Stern
Seth Rogan
John C Reilly
Charlie Sheen
Harvey Weinstein
Kevin Spacey
Eddie Murphy

I intentionally stepped on the neck of a chinese and like all of them being made in china he was so sh** quality that with the funniest cracking noise immediately that yellow shorta** neck got shattered right away and instead of blood PISS came out! He was so sh** that...

Today is Donald Trump’s birthday. A day when I cover my dartboard with his picture, and throw darts at it all day.

getting a much needed rim job by another married man in an hourly cheap motel. s*** this has to be one of the most e***** feelings in the world. i love getting oral from my wife but having a mans tounge inside me and i am about to c**. this...

Michael Richards from the show Seinfeld once recognized me at a restaurant. “no I’m sure that man has eaten my a****** before!” He bellowed while gesturing at the table with me and my wife. My wife looked humiliated, she knew I sometimes liked fooling around with guys but we never...

I read someone talking about me the Prestonian and I want to mention politely that I no longer engage in depraved and unclean homosexual acts so you can take me off your list, but otherwise have a wonderful day! I’m going to the beach to look at some beautiful buxom...

Prestonian: tonguepunch my shitbox you skinflint black b******!

Cordially,
John Gulbunni

return to sender you little bastards who you know what you did.

PRESTONIAN! I just saw u getting creamed by Big D*** B**** Madison in her video OBEY ME! It’s on all the s****** p*** sites right now!

Yaasss b****! Exactly, 365 days, b**** that s*** was diabolical. And that yacht scene b**** yes b****. I felt like he was f****** me! I watch that s*** like 4xs. B**** I need a n**** to come kidnap this phat p**** & destroy my insides like he did ok gworl....

365 Days 😍

procrastinating won’t solve this hurry up kill yourself p****

TGIF from the Prestonian! Hope your weekends are righteous and wonderful everyone! To one person here who signs their name John Gulbunni, yes I get the joke, John Gulbunni= Jungle Bunny, real funny pal, anyways I don’t have time for racist haters I’m at my community park eating an ice...

We have to find the cure and root of cancer.

It’s easy to criticize capitalism with a full belly.

Hey Prestonian can I meet you at a rest area so you can eat a bag of big bufords from Rally’s then flatulate in my face after slamming my lily white cheeks? Come out of retirement you skinflint black b******!!!!

John Gulbunni

I’m going to meet up with Transgal Vanessa Darling tomorrow and drain her dry of that sweet & salty syrup! I hope she will cream my boy p**** too!

Clark Hallisey

just had s** with my widowed 60yr old neighbor again. my wife is at work and this all started a few months ago when i caught her m***********. a few night later after my wife went to work at 1am my neighbors lights were on and we had s** for...

hi, I’m Laura, i have many being inside of me, angels, demons, God, fairies, aliens, dead souls, souls, etc. A demon is angry and impatient : the demon hurts me because he says people hurt me and i need to retaliate and i told the demon I’m looking for wiser...

hi, I’m Laura, i have many being inside of me, angels, demons, God, fairies, aliens, dead souls, souls, etc. A demon is angry and impatient : the demon hurts me because he says people hurt me and i need to retaliate and i told the demon I’m looking for wiser...

i have many being inside of me, angels, demons, God, fairies, aliens, dead souls, souls, etc. A demon is angry and impatient : the demon hurts me because he says people hurt me and i need to retaliate and i told the demon I’m looking for wiser beings to help...

Hey, Corvallis is mine, F off .

Something is different about the Prestonian but I can’t put my finger on it…

John Gulbunni

My boyfriend ate me last night while I was in my period it felt so good I had the best o***** of my life just blood rushing in his mouth looking like a vampire

there will be no s** actions on the podcast but lots of sleazy tales and takes and some guests from time to time

we’re gonna have fun

– CORVALLUS

||so you are not the person calling Laura Torres psycho, Alan? ||I’m scared now, who are this strangers, i only trust you Alan Waller; not them||

The CORVALLUS podcast is C****** soon, get your poppers ready!!!

As apology to bats we’re going to take flesh of those chinese commie piss skin retard schizophrenics to them to see if they would be interested in using those filthy stinky flesh as their toilet decorations. :))))))))))))