This is Corvallis and when I visited the Prestonian in Alabama he shook my hand and said "come in". There in the backyard was a 10 foot painting ladder

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This is Corvallis and when I visited the Prestonian in Alabama he shook my hand and said “come in”.

There in the backyard was a 10 foot painting ladder with a pillow underneath it. He said “lay down corvallis” so I did. He got on the tall ladder and took a s*** from 10 feet up, it landed, the log slapping my face like a pimp. Then out came his friend John Gulbunni who said “hey Corvallus allow me to wash you up” and he began p****** all over my face.

My friend Clark Hallisey witnessed all of this and after everything died down he said two simple words: “my turn”.

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