I got spitroasted in the Orlando Arena parking lot by Bam Bam Bigelow and The Honky Tonk Man following the Royal Rumble in 1990. I had gotten the tickets from my parents for Christmas. Triple B was a big cummer and he had a nice unit. Honky Tonk Man was...

Keith Hernandez and Darryl Strawberry spitroasted me in the parking lot of Shea Stadium in 1989. It was the first time I had a black or a Hispanic in my backsnatch. The guy who plays Mr Met with the big baseball head came by after and blew his load in...

The movie house re-opened for two days before they closed it again, fucken virus. The first night I took a girlfriend. Had dinner, had some good s**, and took her home with a kiss goodnight. The next night I sat at distance and they enjoyed watching me m********* my big...

i masturbated during online class and im 13

I began jacking off my nephew when he was 11, i was 28. He was still to young to produce sperm, but he did o*****. I just loved to feel his c*** jerking in my hand as it spasmed. I began to show him my breasts and p**** about a...

Guess who just got caught m*********** with clothing pins as makeshift “n***** clamps” 🤣🤣🤣

She’s worried sick that I’m gonna repost the hundreds of n*** photos I obtained of her.. I’m not gonna post em but she definitely thinks I am. God is it funny watching her freak the f*** out waiting for the hammer to drop. Either way its clearly bothering her that...

democrats are dirty scoundrels. they think I’m black so i’m scared of ~racism~ and won’t vote trump. But I’m voting trump. covid bs is their entire election strategy.

I got so high tonight I went I knocked up this beautiful black trans woman and she f***** me really good

On an official trip to another State, at the Hotel I found a lost memory card and found some young honeymoon couple’s candid s** videos, s** in bed, bathroom and in all possible ways, closeups and blowjobs, all naughty things recorded. Had a good time viewing and enjoying such a...

Homicide is therapeutic.

Show me your g******* or I’m gonna burn your house down next time you’re at Disneyland.

I had been waiting for almost 20 minutes when I saw her coming along the path. It was right in her usual time frame, so I prepped the rag I carried with chloroform. As she passed within 15 feet and not seeing me, I got behind her quietly. I half...

Cream Gene is guzzling j*** and sniffing truckers hairy wet filthy b*** holes.

I am going to wake up my sister in a few minutes to have s** and then sleep. My sister is a gorgeous 13 year old that has been my lover and subservient for almost 2 years. I have another like her for our s***** pleasure. She has been with...

I fucked three guys in one night, ended up pregnant and got an abortion ✌🏻

Isn’t it hilarious when the dude who reposted your nudes is policing your body on social media and somehow hasn’t committed a single crime? Praise the patriarchy. F*** them thottss. Maybe Ill report you to the IRS for tax evasion on those modeling gigs.

i know i should feel guilty i am a married man and i just had s** with another married man in his home and his wife is at work. i came in we talked for a bit then i took off my clothes and sucked his b********* and then i...

My sister was on a terror. Mom and dad left and it was up to me. Thanks guys. A whole weekend of this s***. She’s 12. I’m 16 and stuck with this s***. Alone. After I had had E FREEKEN NUFF I smacked her. She fell and I straddled her...

Well….

To victor goea the spoiled

I had no idea who she was except she was an attractive brunette with a fine petite figure, and her nametag said Teri. She was in her eairly 20’s. I was her age. I asked for some help with the display of jeans in the Kohls store she was working...

I wonder what it would be like to be caught in her web for just a night ?

Tell me why I had to tell a guy who has been with multiple women before that in order to have s** with them there actually needs to be foreplay. I don’t know if he assumed foreplay was just kissing but, apparently even though he has been with numerous women...

Have you guys ever seen a horse’s c***?! It’s like a fire hose, it’s f****** huge!

Checkout Cindy Too Much’s new hairdo! I f****** hate it! Do any of you still find her attractive with her new hairstyle??

One time my sister called me a b**** and told me to die, and did the same to my mom. We were in a car. My mom was yelling so loudly at her as she should have. She tried to jump out of the car but she didn’t because she...

I have decided to unleash him on me 🙂
The last 2 months I have been telling him he could play with me anytime he wanted, one day when he was getting ready to go to some ware I said too bad you have to go and can’t stay...

Which b**** can’t even wear diapers because her pee is too toxic?

Corvallus here greazed and sleazed ready for your loads! I’m at the McDonalds on Delaney getting my backsnatch blown out by the morning coffee crew, mostly senior citizens and homeless. Senior graybushes are the most fragrant pubic hair! Delicioso!

This weekend having undergone a lot of stress from the month, I came down to the obvious notion that I needed to relieve myself not through masterbation or meditation, but rather feeling liberated. I spent the first day streaming movie s** scenes while beating off to get an excitement going,...

Also, Im pregnant .

Sorry hon, I think we had
a little too much fun last time when you knocked me flat ….

Twister and Kam have tied the knot in Vegas.
Everyone is invited to the reception next month .

You’re poison but god I want you . Please come kill—-er I mean “visit” me

Corvallus are you really bumming?

Just after 8 this evening I went through a Wendy’s drive thru half way home, so I wouldn’t have to cook tonight, or even make a sand which. The strawberry blonde working the window, I thought was stunning. Absolutely beautiful. We were as smiling and as friendly as can be...

Prestonian is gonna run wild on your a** racist! Pucker that balloon knot boy I’m gonna spit on it and then jam my Alabama black snake in! My balls will be slapping against yours like a damn speedbag! You’ll be wearing a diaper for a week racist!

Rules for whites:
1. Drain my balls
2. Fill my belly
3. Don’t ask me for s*** (especially not tips at a restrant!)

Spread your white buns for Presto and renounce racism cracker!! Yes I will drop my load in your bootyhole, guaranteed. Accept it, you just...

I was drinking at my friends’ apartment and they both went to bed in their rooms and I was on the couch. They locked the doors to their rooms. I had to use the bathroom, and they only have bathrooms in their rooms, so I didn’t have anywhere to pee....

Don’t forget s** magic. S** magic is an endless supply of magical energy just waiting to be harnessed for enchantments and charms. But without a willing s** partner, I’ve had to resort to using my own solo s** magic as a weapon to cut you down. We coulda had boundless...

I recently moved into an apartment and met my neighbors next door. A younger couple (mid/late 20’s) Bob & Mary. I am in my 50’s. We seem to run into to each other a lot and say hello to each along with sometimes sharing brief conversation. The other day Mary...