Ok so I know my roommate is straight and she has a boyfriend but we’ve been cooped up together at uni during this whole covid riddled term and while I might not have succeeded in turning her fully lesbian I’m pleased to say we’ve just had s** so I think...

I tippy toe. Tippy toe. Tap tap ….toot toot!!!

Texas wants to be independent??? GREAT!!! Get the f*** out!!!! Shitehole of a place full of absolute cunts. (Republicans…)

Also, jussa’ quickie, since having my vasectomy, my spunking is just a sad little squirt of an almost clear-like, viscous liquid instead of the luscious, pouring ball-fulls of shampoo-esque texture like...

he nutted in me like 100 times this week. He must have attachment issues.

It was a lot easier for my sister Lynn to get her friends interested in fooling around than we thought. They were all 12 almost 13. Lynn and I began fooling around a couple weeks into the covid s***. Then a couple weeks later we were having full s** almost...

Ah Michael Moore, Corvallus and I slammed that fatboy’s white cheeks until they were cherry red! What a loud bitchy bottom MM is. Then Donkey D*** Darnell joined us and Michael Moore proclaimed he was the property of every African American man in the united states, and beyond! After we...

Schools shut down again so my sister had a little sleep over last night with two of her friends. They are all 12 almost 13 and pretty cute. Very desirable to me. As soon as mom left for work they about mobbed me for the wine coolers and vodka I...

Life is really short.

I beat on Corvallus prostate like a damn speedbag.

I like croutons.

I’m a s** c******, watch me s*** at girl4.cam/laura

Went with my friends to Costa Rica on a girls thing we’ve planed for years and finally all saved up for it and it was a blast surfing snorkeling and boat riding. When on the beach we met a group of guys from Columbia very good looking guys nice toned...

Sorry Racist HIV+ Presto Breedo tiny.cc/prestoaidso I went to town with my thrusting backdoor vibe and tickled my prostate til I gushed JIZZLE JUICE all over my chest then my lady wiped it up with we fingers and fed it to me DELICIOSO

STOP THE RACIST NAMES CUMDUMP PRESTON THE...

I was in my neighbors kitchen near 1 am getting ice for my water, ready to go to sleep. I was a little surprised when Carley said “Hey.” She must have heard me and walked on cats paws to find me because I hadn’t heard her coming. “Can’t sleep?” She...

I wake up in the dead of dawn, completely frozen and unable to move. My door slowly creaks open and i hear footsteps head towards my bed, aproaching closer and closer. My heart sinks to the pit of my stomach and i wonder if im still dreaming. All of a...

I boofed some oxycodone & stuffed my BROLIC BACKSNATCH with my thrusting 9″ vibe & I even stuffed the vibrating c*** stim up my b** too while huffing PIG SWEAT poppers and baiting to hot hirsute daddies creaming hairy holes like mine, POPPERPIGGIN’ Tonite! idk if I even shot a...

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🚨🚨🚨RAP BATTLE ALERT🚨🚨🚨
Yo Corvo Breedo yo a****** flaming hot like a cheeto, you see b******** c**** yo cracker a** says “Neato!”, so come fold my burrito then stick it in your meathole, then when you’re crying on the floor and yo bootyhole is leaking j*** you’ll know you...

STOP USING THIS S*** WEBSITE FULL OF HACKERS

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Not liking someone and obsessing over them is like being on a diet of binge eating.

I MADE SEVERAL WAR CRIMES IN RWANDA, UKRAINE AND YUGOSLAVIA!
THATS POG!!!!!

people are so disgusting online.

Yeah #BLM and we appreciate you white male allys but we be feeling like you need to take it a step further. If u crackers truly feel bad for the evil racism and bigotry we royal brothers and sisters have had to endure then you will do the liberal thing...

Your mother’s ghost visited us last night. My friend saw her reflection walking around in a mirror. Not sure what she wants. My ma said she’s worried her spirit might be trapped here. I think the ghost is just trying to intimidate me. I’m useless when it comes to spirits....

Maybe I was him … are you 19? m? watched me c**?

My girlfriends little sister is a terrible flirt when my girl isn’t around. I honestly wouldn’t mind doing her even if she is only 12. She is a very pretty brunette with little budding breasts and a plump little b*** that is just beginning to get some curve in her...

CORVALLUS I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAP BATTLE. WHOEVER WINS GETS TO TOP DA OTHER IN REAL LIFE! IM CALLING YOU OUT DAMN TWO BIT PUSSYASS JEW CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW!

YOU GO FIRST

Corvallus is a damn racist dragging my good name through the damn mud! Eat my s*** and keep my name outta yo mouth Corvallus!

my lady is not in the healthcare field dumbass

plus, a nurse? we have graduate degrees thank you.

– CORVALLUS

I sip syrup
Keep ballin’
I sip so much codeine I’m ’bout to S*** A D***

Corvallus here eating a Big Buford burger from Rally’s with extra cheese and bacon while I’m getting my backsnatch blown out by Bung Blaster Byron, my favorite African American lover!

I’ve got N***** Nuts Nick on deck to wash me up my jizzhole with his firehose of jism!

If...

Whose p****** are these?

Mother said clean your room and use sanitizer

The correct answer to give to Jehova’s witnesses when they knock on your door and ask if you have a moment to talk about Jesus is to ask them if they’re aware that you’re an apostate. The reaction is priceless.

I jerked off for about 20 minutes then snuck up on my sister and shot my c** in her hair. She had no idea and was walking around with it dripping down her head. Her friend came over and noticed and told her there was something in her hair. They...

PLAY THE GAME LOLLIPOP IT IS AN AMAZING HORROR PLAYED WITH OTHERS!!!

i solved the rubiks you HOE

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To offset this manhater I’m offering a 2 for 1 deal for ALL men here. For a limited time only you get my BACKSNATCH and my COCKPOLISHER absolutely free! Sit back and relax and let Corvallus go to work on your unappreciated jizzlestick! Your j*** is my biz!

Corvallus B...