S1E1 CORVALLUS PODCAST: CHOO CHOO! Clark Hallisey will be the first guest on the Corvallus podcast discussing the time he was the caboose in a soul train at Cleo’s on a Wednesday night! Poppers, pink lemonade alizé shots and big purple mule peckers splitting lily white cheeks!

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C****** NEXT WEEKEND

THE CORVALLUS PODCAST

TO: The shy girl, Such a major load. You have gotten all the nasty hard f****** and bad treatment and c** from your boy friends and boy toys and one nighters, threesomes and what ever and now you want the good guy? I am the good guy and out of...

I agree.—- To the nice guys. (A geek or a quiet soul). Many of us girls see your value as a man. Please don’t give up on us girls. some of us might be a little slow. But we get smarter with age. We love you men among men. Do...

321 SLAMMER HAS REOPENED!

GENTLEMEN, get your holes GREAZED & SLEAZED for the most Spunktacular Seed Soiree you’ve ever seen! ALL RAW LOADS to be had, BACKSNATCHES WILL BE BRED! REJOICE! it has returned!

321 Sunrise Blvd
Ft Lauderdale FL
7pm-1am Fri-Sun

tell Jay that CORVALLUS sent ya!

I once went to an adult bookstore and brought 2 pairs of little cotton p****** into the gloryhole booth with me. I stuck my d*** thru the hole and got sucked off but I forgot the p****** when I left. Every now and then I think about another guy using...

THIS SATURDAY, JANUARY 9th – Strip down, and get ready to blow a load all over your webcam at CumUnion’s weekly VIRTUAL ONLINE PARTY held via Zoom and sponsored by BarebackRT.***.

We have decided to keep the online parties FREE for now so we invite everyone to join us! Come...

My stepmother is a very active alcoholic . I normally get home from work 2 to 3 hours before my dad . One night she was so blisted from drinking she thought when I gotten home it was my father . And said lets f*** before junior gets home ....

T**** Tuesdays where we love their KAM approved boyholes full of jism we pour holy jism down their throats until the 2am curfew free one hour table rental bois 18-20 call for more information

Cleo’s Lounge
11 S Court Ave
Orlando
407-841-4545

Cleophus, proprietor

holy s*** LUSTY LYCURGUS rofl Are you related to Sonny Lycurgus Mumbauer or fam from Lakeland Florida?

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Shhhh, Hush, We whisper this now. “As I wish?”, OK, Leave the gun, Take the Cannoli.

Take that!!! I slap thee in the face with my glove…..You You You…..scoundrel. You you Wench. You Knave. Arrrrr Ayeeee. Take your “Treachery Abounds” and bounce yourself to the plank. Arrrrrrrr….Ayeeeeee….

“Treachery Abounds” wow that sounds VERY dramatic. You sound like an actor or writer. lol Duhhhh duhhhh duhhhhh Bada Bada Bada 🙂

***You have entered the TWLIGHT ZONE***…fasten your seat belt. this plane is gonna soar and fly like an eagle. 🙂

I pulled into a combination gas station, convenience store and it also had a package store beside it; to fill up my tank, when these two girls pulled up to the pump beside me. They were both pretty cute, around 16 or 17 since the blonde was driving, but no...

The best was getting spitroasted by the Marks Brothers while Dwight Stephenson, The Kooch Bob Kuenchenberg, and now-judge Ed Newman hooped and hollered while stroking and glazing me, but all that was just the warmup for the BBC of Mr Hangtime Reggie Roby, he would be timing how long he...

I’m a c******, watch me s*** at site girl4.cam/laura

oh s*** Cindy Too Much (cindydecuba on twitter she has s*** videos and photos) looks like an amazing time! i would love to meet up with her, she’s got everything a man desires and her rates are low. I’m going to hit her up now, you fellas wanna have a...

I used Listerine. (and scope) Whoooo Weeee is it HOT HOT HOT

If you’re looking for fun give Cindy Too Much a call or text 786-227-1421 I’ll be over there milking her sweet latin jizzle.

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Fruitcakes Felching Fruitcakes Fridays tomorrow @ Cleo’s Lounge on court street in Orlando! S*** an O-Ring in O-Town MAÑANA!

World famous Miami Hurricanehead Corvallus Winslow will be there showing everyone how to f**** a load out of fellow fruitcakes hairy hole like a tropical storm! Don’t waste the holy jism,...

my ex-boyfriend tried to s******* assault me. I was fifteen and so was he. We were alone at his house and he pinned me down and forcefully unbuttoned my pants and tried to take off my shirt. he touched me in places I didn’t want to be touched. I pushed...

come on by to Cleo’s Lounge for THICK D*** THURSDAY big c**** and tight holes welcome If you ever wanted to get bent over one of our world famous pool tables come on thru regulars Coke Can C*** Chris and Long Dong Luther will be here to please

Cleo’s Lounge

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You’re not my T. You’re just pretending to be her. Otherwise tell me what happened at 4:30 am last night.

I once serviced 50 men orally (25 anally) at an REO Speedwagon concert—CORVALLUS

Psychopath

you are an a** and a f****** lunatic

a Wild and a First for the both of us. I went to a friends house knowing that his sister would be home alone. We had been kind of flirty the past few times we had seen each other. Nothing over the top, but it was obvious that Vanessa, who...

hey if you want some Donkey D*** this is the place for you! there are all kinds of backsnatch breeders, cumcoozie creamers, and sissyhole spunkers here! Where are ya boi, and one of the dookie dunkers are sure to hit you up

DDD isn’t real. NNN is a real dude who coined that name for himself while we were wylin’ out one day a few years ago, after a run in with David Sanguesa, where NNN knocked him out inside a CVS for calling him an N repeated. and yes, Clark knows...

There is only one way to make sure no more felonies and no more fucked up stuff will ever happen and that’s by KILLING ALL MEN AND ABORTING ALL MALE FETUSES!! YEAH BABY! KILL ALL MEN AND ABORT ALL MALE FETUSES! Just look at the revolting s*** men leave...

I just farted in my wife’s face while she was sleeping.

that stuff was going on well before me, the Greeks built temples to Priapus and they WORSHIP THE HOLY JISM

– CORVALLUS

I’m a c******, watch me s*** at site girl4.cam/laura

If you for one moment think that you’re going to legally force someone to give YOU THEIR PROPERTY just so that you can sponsor your man back into the states, you’ve lost your goddamned mind. You owe alimony. And also, telling your kids that their father isn’t their father and...

Jizzle my jampony jubilantly jizzlestick jammer! Nothing more macho and manly than f****** another man’s a****** and dominating him. I offer myself up as a tribute!

CBW3

LICK MY DAMN A***!

I love jerking my c*** for women on Omegle’s unmoderated section .. they’re fun and curious and s*** just watching. Turns me on

What a way to start the new year !! New Years Day afternoon I stopped by to see one of my friends, He wasn’t home but his Mom was. She’s a very attractive petite divorced 40’ish lady. It was apparent she had been celebrating then she offered me a drink....