The best was getting spitroasted by the Marks Brothers while Dwight Stephenson, The Kooch Bob Kuenchenberg, and now-judge Ed Newman hooped and hollered while stroking and glazing me, but all that was just the warmup for the BBC of Mr Hangtime Reggie Roby, he would be timing how long he could last pounding me, each time going for longer and breaking his previous record. One time after a post-game pooter rooter, he rode my boycunt all the way til Monday’s practice. Now tell me how is that man not in the hall of fame?
Clark Thomas Hallisey, Professional Cumdumpster