Who the f***? What the f***? How the f***?

Yo I don’t care what kind of lies you be spreadin about me on here but don’t forget to tell people that if I meet them they better gimme a damn buford!

I met two cocksuckers this week who didn’t bring no bufords. I can’t pass no gas without...

I was doing my Rodney Dangerfield impression while smacking my wife across the face! She cut off my balls and shoved them up my a** to teach me a lesson. I get no respect!

Suicide is NOT the answer.

believe me.

here’s my story:

Long ago I was institutionalized for attempting suicide by eating large amounts of f**** matter. It only made matters worse. Now I have coprophagia(feces eating disorder)

Joel Osteen is a Spitroast King! I’ve seen him riding the spit of Rick Majerus and Willie Ames back in 2000, at the hotel next to Disney Wide World of Sports, there was a tournament going on and Osteen was up and c****** out of his fathers shadow and worked...

this: Maybe the reason no girl wants to f*** you is because you’re a creep that ruins women’s lives by cyberstalking them when they reject you. You only get away with it because you’re attractive, polite, and nonthreatening in person. But I know the REAL you. The fragile little boy...

Sooooooo edgy. Oh my. Hanging n******? No. That’s never been done! How do you come up with such unheard of things! You are edgy indeed.

im going to be at river park west el paso in about an hour come f*** me bring condoms- little sixteen year old cuntboy dont be weird dont f*** around itll be in your car

Ever since Chris Weidman broke his leg I’ve been spontaneously crapping liquid poo, which runs down my leg and into my shoe, without warning. It’s embarrassing because I stink.

The sheer popularity of CharonBoat.*** is staggering.

I had been going to a certain bathhouse for a while and was getting very bored there. It seemed that either I was just too picky or the guys there were just too old for me. But this particular night was different. I went after finishing my finals at school....

Tonight I (23 F) had s** with my boyfriend (27 M). I was on my period but we still did it in his car. There was lots of foreplay. He rubbed my c******* with the head of his d***; it felt incredible. At first he was reluctant to do i**********,...

A few years ago I made my first visit to Club Orlando, a place to get a taste of what I wanted, but I gave myself two simple rules: first, I wouldn’t allow anyone f*** me b*******, and second, if I found myself so frustrated that I was on the...

He said he got raped in the b******* by a mob of homeless people led by Jesus Christ?

That’s terrible.

I was in Houston Texas for work in 2009 for several weeks throughout the year. I used to frequent the adult theaters being a good little c*** w**** allowing anyone to breed me. The filthier the place the better. The filthier the men the better. Then came the day.

I...

Are there any women who’d like to see photos of my g*******, a***, ears, eyes, and basically every orifice! haha Respond by posting something with “IDO 2021” and I’ll search that.

“No HOLES Barred” is also the theme at CLEO’S LOUNGE tonight!

No HOLES barred. I think it would be cool to get with a woman (I’m a guy) and we could each take pics of each other, with “no holes barred.” Take pics of all her “holes” – from her eyes, ears, nose to her n******, g*******, and a***!!

If...

I have a confession but I won’t tell you people because you aren’t going to know my secrets. You wouldn’t appreciate me anyway. You wouldn’t understand. I’m not crazy like you people.

CUMEAR I’d like to c** in a woman’s ear or nose. It’s not a “must” thing, but think it would be exciting/fun.

Do any women think that would be fun/exciting? Respond by starting your post with CUMEAR. See, that’s one way we can get around the host not allowing...

Prestonian and Big Herc used to be booty brothers in San Quentin, busting each others cheeks after making that days goulash. They spitroasted Clark Hallisey on the yard and made him their cleanup boy sucking the s**** out of other mens booty holes.

Back in the day I used to visit a buddy for Sunday afternoon football games. One Sunday I showed up . Poor Greg was still passed out from Saturday night . Karen said meet useless. Then looked at me and smiled . She turned the TV volume up . Then...

I have never felt so aroused in my life as today.Turns out having a full bladder heightens the experience very much.

You ain’t macho unless you’ve been triple penetrated with only a small amount of lube and no poppers! ### macho mark ###

To that Homophobe Guy on here you ain’t macho unless you’ve gotten deep dicked by a team of brothers at Cleos on Thirteen Incher Thursdays! If you can’t handle a thick chococock between your cheeks you ain’t rough tough or macho! You’re a wimp!

Clark Hallisey,
the most...

It always amazes me though especially at this point in time how there are still a few people who think I care in a positive way about her. I don’t know why people would think that. It makes me wonder if they really know what that relationship was and how...

JUST THIS ONCE! I once had a neighbor, we were both in our 40’s, never been married, not dating anyone. We were talking about how “kids” these days take d*** pics and sext each other and all kinds of things we never did. So we agreed, just this once, one...

I just learned that the YouTuber ShoeOnHead has a ton of n*** photos leaked, and they’re all very easily found with a quick Google search. Guess I know what I’ll be jacking off to tonight.

She may be stupid, but she looks really f*****’ good naked.

I dare you to do this. I did it. Take a printed photo of your p**** or c*** and slip it in between some dollar bills, then when the cashier goes to count it, she’ll find it and you can act all embarrassed! Take a close-up so the photo is...

So this old lady comes into my work all the time to buy cigarettes, and sometimes she has her granddaughter tagging along. She looks to be maybe 13 or 14, just a typical teenager who rarely looks up from her phone. Today they came in, and the girl was wearing...

Ahhhh the crackle of fresh stinking s*** from the a******!

I confess, a few years ago, I took a naked picture of myself, printed it out 5 x 7, and then drew a sketch on an 18 x 24 sketch pad. THEN I SLIPPED IT INTO THE SHOWCASE IN THE ART BUILDING AT LOCAL COLLEGE! I visited it every day...

thank you LAURA for c****** over to the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE and BREEDING MY BACKSNATCH! to bad these brand new poppers were so weak, I didn’t o***** or c** when she loaded my mancunt. Gotta tell Steve this new batch of Amsterdam poppers are no good.

GET FUCKED TODAY!

Simply,

Corvallus

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Superstar DJ Keoki will be spinning for all the party monsters in here, 2 for 1 Killian’s Irish Red and Sparks all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool...

Travelled all the way from the north pole to take a look at you’re AID’S. The lady that chopped her d*** off gave me you’re name after you layed her

I showed them my c***. They all stared and giggled and then stared some more! One girl pulled out her iphone but so I quickly put on my cap with drop down face covering. They won’t be able to identify me.

The school girls walk home down this road and...

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Superstar DJ Keoki will be spinning for all the party monsters in here, 2 for 1 Killian’s Irish Red and Sparks all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool...

I dated a pretty girl but after I got her pants down I found she had tattoos on both legs and up under her p******. It’s just so trashy. Why do pretty women ruin their body that way. I have to wonder who was tattooing under her p******. Was she...

I abuse my birdie. When I get caught Mother punishes me. Lucky I don’t get caught most times. Last night Mother took me out to the barn and whipped me for exposing my birdie and abusing it. Mother says I’m going to sent away for treatment. I don’t care.

My a*** smells like stinky rotten fish and dirty poop. It has flies all over it. My coochie smells like fishy poop and smelly piss. It also has flies all over it. My armpits smell like dirty rotten sweat and my teeth are all yellow like piss. If you walk...