I can’t get enough of my girlfriend. She said she’ll dump me if I keep pestering her. Yes ma’am. I love her so much …
I want to s*** on Grace Mclaughlins t*** and n******
Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”
I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!
Your friend,
Corvallus Bronson Winslow III
