Wherever you want from me
I’ll be your fantasy
I’m your CUMDUMP tonight!

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE AHORA

If you’re a white your job is to service my joint, fill my damn belly and don’t ask me for s***! Blacks up whites down! Especially that ratsoup eating white jew Corvallus Winslow! I’m that big d*** n***** at the picnic 🍉🍗🥗🥪

White guy’s are always the first pin cushions for the b******** men lol hopefully the skin heads take in queer Irish he’d be to stupid to know whose killing the queen after the monkeys go ape s***.

By the age of 12 i could take a hard boiled egg
i was getting off by the age 0f 10
by the age of 14 i could f*** c*** and never got pregnant

I take and give loads

B*******!

Ahora CUMMIN AT YA LIVE from the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE

I am SLEAZED and getting GREAZED for our delights!

park behind La Carreta and look for my sign fresh poppers lube and a sampler sent over by my friends at Wynwood Brewing, long time...

Maybe if you didn’t allow jealousy and anger to turn you into such a monster, you wouldn’t be so lonely and miserable. What kind of life is this, shouting into the void like you’re a ferocious lion because it’s the only thing your impotent ego can do at this point....

Corvallus got 4 way spitroasted by Bill Cosby, Donald Rumsfeld, Dan Le Batard and former wide receiver Louis Lipps.

You probably think Cosby and Rumsfeld were DPing him but actually it was Rumsfeld and Lipps. Lipps and Cosby did the Eiffel tower high five over Corvallus’ used carcass.

Corvallus/ Nagerzman/ Dookie Dunker/ Prestinian/ Cream Gene/ Backsnatch Barry/ Clark Hallisey are all the same guy who has multiple personalities. I know this because they all use the term backsnatch and become manic when talking about gay a*** s******** and “the holy jism”.

She has a lot more fat on her a** than me

I once shoved a stick up a kids a** because they skippied me in the line for ice cream- it was hot that day i was 11

God Bless America. Greatest country on Earth.
Happy 4th of July!

Alright Im having a real bad anxiety attack and an attack of the guilty consience for some weird reason, so I’m giving you the weekend off. I hope I’m not regrowing my heart, gross.

Speaking of divorce white bread who’s the girl daddy’s gettin all dressed in white like Mr.Clean4?

Tonight I found out what a Great Potoo is and it is absolutely horrifying!!!

Still mad about the s** with your cats a***/7 in. v*******

i just used a v******* and it made me o***** so good i was drooling all over my squishmallow

🚨🚨WEE EWW WEE EWW WEEE EWW🚨🚨

WIGGER WEDNESDAY ALERT! ALL WHIGGERS AND WIGGER LOVERS REPORT TO CLEOS LOUNGE TONIGHT FOR 💎💎WIGGER WEDNESDAYS💎💎!! BLACK BONERS WORKING WIGGER WEENIEHOLES, WHO WILL WIN? DOOR PRIZES AND A CONTEST TO SEE WHICH WIGGER TALKS THE MOST BLACK WHILE GETTING HIS CHEEKS SPLIT BY A...

TOtoTOto………’hey you sick mother fuckers… no man or woman’. Oh honey it’s FOR THE CHILDREN. I go to the local library every week to read to the children dressed as a Drag Queen.

Of course sometimes a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ happens. Gee they just slip out and dangle there! The children...

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Choo-choo! C** by Cleo’s and hop aboard the Midnight Train to Georgia where black men give white butts what they all secretly desire.
Earlier one slim Hispanic boy disappeared to the bathroom with all the pool chalk, then came out to the dance floor and started to twerk, where...

Any females here like me into fetishes and wanna try mines? It’s a little risky just a heads up

I’ve been training myself to c** without touching my p**** for months and I’ve finally started having orgasms that way but now I can’t c** without it.

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Legend Carl Cox is closing out PRIDE, $8 buckets of Landshark and Tecate all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find out how far...

Love my husband . He got what I wanted for my birthday . Took me out to dinner , movie back home . There was card on the kitchen table . Which I opened and read . Your present is waiting for you in our bedroom . Looked at my...

Who you calling n***** boy? I’m gonna spread those cheeks and jackhammer that white hole until my chocolate bomber explodes in dat a**!

Oh snap, you must really want me to f*** off.

Are you saying I’m not macho? I’ll go to Cleos right now wearing leather chaps, a construction helmet and some really aggressive looking cutoff jean shorts and construction boots and take on all cummers! I’m macho man Randy Corvy! Breed my backsnatch you roughneck cowboys!! No condoms allowed and no...

My friend Barb called and asked for a favor . Since we’re pretty good friends It’s hard to say no . I asked what’s up . She said it’s better to ask you in person . Well ok Today ? She replied oh that would be great . Only if...

Do you like truths. I love them. I love nothing more but the truth let’s get into details but not between you and I per say. It’s the little details that make the difference.

I’m a h**** c******. Watch my s*** livestream at girl4.cam/laura

Yesterday my phone rang . I checked and it was my friend Sue. So I answered. She asked if I wanna do the lunch thing with her . I replied sure off I went . Afterwards she asked about stopping by and having a drink . Her place was on...

How Exciting. The food court has reopened yesterday . I returned to my hobby . Finding virgin teen boy’s . When you gotta help them find the entrance way . Oh I score . Three out of three needed help . I get wet just thinking about handling those first...

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I’m a straight girl in love with another straight girl and not sure how to bring up the point that I want us to be a couple in the most serious sense ever since we already do the stuff girls do in their friends groups like making out and kissing...

Some relations are beyond any relationships.

Rob van Winkle, Violent J, and Andy Milonakis spitroasted Prestonian at the 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos

Dave Winfield and Keenan Ivory Wayans spitroasted Corvallus at a Kool Moe Dee concert in 1987.

What feels better frontsnatches or backsnatches?

i am interested in s** chat and online s**.
call me +15412565410

C** s*** my d*** dry!

– CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW