I was waiting in line at the gas station and heard this. " Mannnnn, I'm putting this shit on the book." *Laughs* "Man, don't put that shit on the book."

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I was waiting in line at the gas station and heard this. ” Mannnnn, I’m putting this s*** on the book.” *Laughs* “Man, don’t put that s*** on the book.” “Why?” “Cause man, n***** be snitchin’ on that compurter” “yeah, you right.” It’s been hours since I heard that and my stomach hurts from laughing! Compurter!!!!

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my neighbour’s have s******* triggered me with their loud s** and noises often and dogs barking and f****** and they trigger me into m*********** when I am alone in the house . I been noticing this for a while now. even at night time. I don’t feel the s***** urge till they are s******* fighting or dogs are fighting and f****** and you hear moaning and loud bed room s***** squeaking beds and hammering bed heads on the walls as they screw. and its just something I noticed. can i sue them.