I have a fetish that desperately need to be fulfilled any ladies here wanna try twisted fetish? Dm on Instagram @hannah_westonland.

When I was little my sister pissed me off so bad that when she went to her room to take a nap I grabbed a big a** knife from the kitchen and watched her sleep as I held the knife. Luckily nothing happened and I put it back.

Yeah whatever Jenny, hmu when you’re ready to cheat on your boyfriend, wouldn’t be the first…or second….or third time you cheated on one of your men after all. I’m just tryna practice making girls o***** and pay you for your trouble…but now you’re too much of a saint to cheat...

@CORVALLUS how was the BLM (Black Loads Matter) party at Cleo’s yesternight? I wasn’t able to attend cuz my brother Leonidas was in town and he don’t know about my side game.

–Dookie Dunker Dushawn

I eat crickets with chile to win a bet and I like it. Mmm 😋 tasty and crunchy.

I once accidentally bumped into Justin Beiber in the tower of terror at Disneyland and nobody belives me to this day, still makes for a good story though

If you want to f*** a p**** I’ve got one, the only catch is that my p**** is inside my a******! I call it my Backsnatch® and it feels as good as any p****!

—CBW3

Choo choo 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃 🛐🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🎱

Not bad, no one’s ever written a song for me before. 5/10, woulda been a 6 but the name is dumb and the lyrics, though well written, don’t really tell a coherent narrative or thought process. Why would the filthy degenerate in the song be getting lots of incoming communications...

Pickled red cabbage. Yum

MAYCHO MAYCHO MAN I WANNA BE A MAYCHO MAN

tonite! at CLEOS!

I’ll be coated in Hellmann’s ready for all the fixins!

– Kum Kavern Keith

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Rico Sabroso setting the attitude to be n***, $3 St. Ides and Schlitz Malt Liquor all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find out...

Corvallus your friendly neighborhood trucker sucker here off I-75 ready and willing to offload some heavy loads! I’m the original CB Savage, breakeroo!

Been holding my piss in for hours, currently bent over in my bathtub trying as hard as I can to not piss myself. It’s gonna feel so good when I lose control and completely piss myself. Wish someone would tickle me right now.

are you really trying to make your lover feel bad for not caring enough about you when you have a spouse at home? would you be there if your lover were on their deathbed? probably not, because you’re not their one, get it?

Raw bottom looking for bbc must be fit!

I AM ONLY INTERESTED IN REAL MUSCULAR BUILT BLACK BULLS WITH A BEARD OR FACIAL HAIR. MANLY STRAIGHT BLACK MEN ONLY! KIK ME AT DarkroomCmdump4BBC or on FB Clark Hallisey

On my first trip to Miami I walked around a corner and into an alley and saw a man with his pants around his ankles and a line of abouy a dozen hobos behind him.

“Corvallus I presume?” I announced.

“Black bucks and chinks with nunchucks to the...

I’m a different guy, you can call me Thick D*** Ric. The first time I split Corvallus cheeks he let out the stinkiest weirdest smelling fart and it wafted right up to my nose like Toucan Sam smelling those fruity rings. I was like “s*** that smells like sweet garbage...

I have been submitting lots of ads seeking doms to come by and turn me from a bi k**** shy dad into a slutwhore by being held down and forced to take some thing like weed, coke, or others but without much success. Recently ‘tho, I met up with someone...

I was gonna take a break but now that I know it’s getting to you I might have to put the gas pedal to the floor. Plus my best friend is never gonna talk to me again because his ex is a narc and wouldn’t f*** me. Plus I figured...

Last night went to one of Austin’s many homeless camps. Got fucked by six nasty men. Got beer bottles shoved in my c***. Hosed down in pisss. KittyVoxxx

This s** story made me remember da first time I done split Corvallus cheeks at Cleo’s. Damn that fool said “use me and abuse me Nick, call me everything but a white man!”

+++N***** Nuts Nick+++

When I headed to the park restroom today I was under no illusions. The restroom would be dirty and the men would be too! But the sun was out the men in the park had their tops off and I was needing it. I went down the path through the...

pornhub:stormthedream
snapchat:stormthedream
I ask how much you got rather than tell you what I want cause I might can work
with you long as its more than $40 I love sucking d*** and getting head I DON’T
get FUCKED but I will f*** you and make...

LET S*** YOUR SOUL DADDY 👅💦
F*** ME😍 IM YOUR S*** DADDY
P**** OPEN 24/7 🤪🥰
F*** MY THROAT UNTIL YOU NUT IN MY MOUTH 😛
BACKSHOTS😩
Every Mans Fantasy & Best Kept Secret.❥Sweet Seductive & Intelligent🎀💞1OO%
Reallllllll ❥Always discrete & No drama! Best...

Beautiful Ts Christi Here looking to hook up
have my own place Can Face Time Verify I don’t do FaceTime shows I only meet
local Who wants that d*** s*** from the back while eating there a** until they
hust huge loads every where im
Only...

I was watching the Dolphins and Inter Miami with my ciswoman lady last night. Presto SexChango was out at the TA selling his backpussy as a lot lizard.

– CORVALLUS

Spread my cheeks and fill it with sweet pearly manjam! I want to look like a cannoli when this pack of homeless I just hired for $20/each is through with me.

My jampony is jubilant this Saturday evening!

Simply,

Corvallus

Bttm Looking For Top I Can Travel 23 years old 5’11 Into Kissing And N***** Play is A Must I’m Into Latin Or Caucasian & Blacks I’m Open Minded Into Hairy Men And Bears Daddy’s Where Y’all At
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A couple years ago, I made friends with a gorgeous emo girl who I’ll call T.We quickly became best friends and developed a mutual physical attraction to each other which was never acted on because she had a boyfriend. She was the kinda girl who wore stalkings and skirts every...

I SLAM WHITE CHEEKS EVERY TWO WEEKS!

STOP RESPONDING TO POSTS PRETENDING TO BE OR SOUND LIKE ME. MY FIRST AND LAST POST IS THIS ONE: “To think you TRIANGULATED me into a situation that ruined my life just because you are in your fantasy reality that I ever wanted to be with you while you had...

To think you TRIANGULATED me into a situation that ruined my life just because you are in your fantasy reality that I ever wanted to be with you while you had a wife you never told me about. You cheat on your wife with multiple young women and because I...

Clark Hallisey took Tgurl p**** up his p******** in some bushes behind the Culmer Metrorail Station two nights ago

He’s being a lot nicer and actually doing chores after I started living like I was single and ended up getting more done than he and I usually do together. I’m giving less concern to his temper tantrums and telling him no when he wants to spend unnecessarily and our...

Ladies, try m*********** with a full bladder, but make sure you put some towels down first, you’ll thank me later.

At midnight all the corpses at the Calle 8 cemetery did a Monster Mash/MJ Thriller performance and then all came and zombiefucked Corvallus in every hole. He did not refuse any green zombie loads. One b**** broke off in his beloved backsnatch. He pulled it out and waved it in...

i’m drinking coffee at 12:42 am. I”ll be up all night. 🙂 but i do not care. i will spend my night drawing and sketching. Fun fun i’m an artist by night, and a heroine by day

I can s*** my own d***. Enough to make myself c**. In my mouth. Then I swallow it.

I’m confessing I enjoyed it. I didn’t do a think but sit on a bench leaned to the side with my head back and mouth slightly open. I didn’t s***, but if you want to bust on my face I was there for it.

Calle Ocho in front of the...