Yesterday , I put another notch on my bed post . His name was John . I had to visit the mall for college supplies. I ended up food court for lunch . Sitting at a table this kid sat down at the next one . He interduced himself .(...

I currently live a hetero cisgender lifestyle; nobody knows that i’m closeted, gender-fluid.

Jason Voorhees and Tommy Jarvis spitroasted Corvallus at Camp Crystal Lake and they were having an amazing time til that b**** Tina broke them up. If it weren’t for nosy women, a whole bunch of people would still be alive.

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Me too.

Just jerked off to a picture of Katy Perry wearing black pantyhose and fantasized smelling her pantyhose feet.

o m g. its a FROGday the 13th. Yip yip yereeee

ayyye, a Treasure map. Mmmmm…me thinks you are bluffing. Mine army thinks you are bluffing ya are a handsome devil pirate. Yer gonna walk the gang plank. 5 paces. tis all it would take. Ayeee, yer never gonna escape.

Ye bet yer soggy hornpipe I have a map to the treasure lass, but I ain’t sharing the beauty I’m voyaging for with no one no how. Ye ain’t the mermaid queen, she would sooner run me through than parlayy. And you damn sure ain’t me cap’n, I’m the cap’n...

@Corvallus I know your sister and that b**** ain’t s***, she slaved me and all the boys and even sucked our dicks!

–Brother Marquis

I SHOOT ROPES is my new single coming at you live and in charge on Chodilia Records. From my debut album “REARRANGO” you’ll also find those club bangers like “I SLAM CHEEKS” those sultry romantic hits like “BRING ME A DAMN BIG BUFORD CRACKER” and simple tender songs about friendship...

so we each had a drug vision at the same time, each in our lonely little lives, so what. each revealing what’s inside, mine was all lit up in gold and yours was dark like your insides. I don’t care. I’m numb with trying and I just don’t care. we...

I successfully hid a spy cam in the bottom corner of the sink last nite ND finally seen my step daughters naked body. Best 25 bucks u could spend. Otherwise never would have seen or touched her but the wonders of tech gave me a nice view

The thing that was shocking about the accusations she made at me was not that it happened at all, but how completely and wildly out of touch with reality she revealed herself and her thoughts to be. She genuinely believed herself to be the center of the world. She genuinely...

My mother is currently having a psychotic episode.
I woke up to her hitting my dads arm and yelling last night at 1:08

Her delusions make her think he’s a paedophilie.
The only people she seems to listen to in these episodes are sister and I as she...

hi
im 15 years old
and i have DID (used to be called MPD)
technically im diagnosed with unspecified dissociative personality disorder but i cant be diagnosed with DID till im 18 my doctor just says thats most likely the case
i have 7 alters and...

Anyone have any ideas on how to get away with arson?

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! DJ Lucky Pierre will have you all sandwich artists by the end of the night, 2 for 1 Labatts Molsons and Elsinores all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your...

Last night I experienced my 5th s***** act . It was truly amazing . He was four years older than me . I felt his release . He didn’t pull out like the others . He Raised my legs over his arms. And started thrusting more intensely. My breasts felt...

For too long one entity has controlled the S****-party game but NO MORE: next month we bring you: JIZZLEMANIA! JIZZLEMANIA! is a co-production of 321 Slammer, Club Aqua, and yours truly CORVALLUS where we celebrate Jizzle everywhere. Safe play folks don’t have to feel left out, at JIZZLEMANIA! we provide...

Woof woof who is heading to Cleo’s tonight? I haven’t shaved my crotch in a month I’m so ready it’s gonna be my first time hope I get my backsnatch bred like my role model! I love Florida!

Tony secretly has man on man s** with Aubrey Huff

I’m 61 yr old Married man. I have made a b*** playdate with a 20yr old ftm with all original parts. I’m into light b*** and forced multiple orgasms. She picked the number 4 in a pick a number between 1&6. So 4 orgasms is the minimum she will have...

I also remember seeing Rick and Suds spitroast Corvallus in the parking lot of WIOD AM 610 after one of their live appearances. How many other radio sidekicks have emptied their nuts in Corvallus’ guts? Desus & Mero? John & Jeff? DJ Envy & Charlamagne? Opie & Anthony? Cooter and...

Wouldn’t that be 4 way spitroasted? Why wasn’t George Norrie or Rush Limbaugh there too?

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Phil Hendrie, Neil Rogers and Art Bell 3-way spitroasted Corvallus at the WIOD 610AM Christmas party in December 1996.

While down in Florida for a family reunion. I was staying with my sister’s family . Guess what ? Two of us came down with covid . And both of us are in lock down . It’s been ten long days . Woke up this morning and went down stares...

I was renting a small house as my new place was getting remodeled and next door had a small inground pool and a very cute girl and a few of her friends using it about every minute. I had been invited over anytime Keri saw me. And had to try...

Yesterday , It’s been almost two years . Went on my first date after losing my past husband . Great time . After he walked me back to the door . He kissed me good night . I melted right there . And invited him in . Couple drinks and...

I told her that she must wear a decent bathing suit and get rid of that string bikini. Her a** is totally bare. It attracts a lot of attention as she walks along the beach. Too many guys and cameras behind her watching and filming her bare a**. She said...

I had a run in with a man who molested me when I was kid at a grocery store. I had no grudge against him and wanted to just talk to him. It some how led to going to a motel to have s** with my child molester. It was...

Sick of people acting like b****** when literally all you do is try to f****** help them. At least ACT like you’re grateful you entitled children.

Presto Chango gave me a r***** in exchange for a combo plate but that id have to sit and eat lunch with him. So we ate he gave me his side of beans and he was ranting about the 49 Laws Of Power(he said there is a secret one) and...

Preston Manzy sells his booty out of the TA on 65 & 80 every since the Flea Market furniture place closed down the road. Presto used to turn tricks on the beds and couches people would later buy, that’s why they got shutdown. One time Slammin Sammy Stephens and Michael...

Richard don’t be on here dragging my damn good name through the mud! I’m gonna slam your damn cheeks again if you keep downgrading me up on this website!!! You know how I be and if you listen to my damn song you already know that I SLAM CHEEKS.

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I miss getting fucked by my babysitter. He did try to face f*** me at one point but my kid mouth was too small so he fucked my p**** while he held me up from touching the ground. He made me his f*** toy for the longest time since my...

So h**** I literally got off by bouncing on my socks balled up while on my period…in the living room… infront of a giant picture of Einstein

How to Speak Biden-ese: A Hilarious Lesson.

Learn to speak BIDEN-ese. You can be an educated person who keeps up with the “president”. All you need is a little understanding of the language. In only a minute you can learn more Biden-ese than most people.

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