Yesterday I had visited the car repair shop . On the way out I seen Jim from the deli department from the local store . He was getting ready to drop off his car . We started talking Then I said hey lets do lunch. I waited for him ....

and here i thought only young girls used different objects
surprise surprise … it’s amazing what women use

Corvallus sucked me off in the back of my Peterbilt at a truck stop. I’m not gay but I was h**** and he’s a good sucker. I watched a p**** movie while he did it so I imagined a woman fellating me. Only coat a tenner.

King Yellowman and Eek-a-Mouse spitroasted Henry Tarrio while Wildman Steve and Rudy Ray Moore slapped his nuts and glazed him. This went down in the jungle room at the Miami Executive on New Years Eve 1999

My man almost got his BACK-SNATCHED by a CRAB! Man had a crab in his toilet bowl, i aint seen that since waking up for school one morning to the same damn thing!

– CORVALLUS

I love Big Bufords and I cannot lie you other n***** can’t deny! They give me the stinkiest damn farts! I wish I could unload one on Corvallus face but he won’t let me. Typical Jew c*** tease!

ON THE TOLIET TO POOP

Josep Pederol y Tomas Roncero spitroasted Corvallus at Sauna Condal after El Clasico 2014 TIC TAC TIC TAC

Corvallus I’m asking you for the final time to stick your tongue up my damn a****** NOW. Grease my a** up real good with that Jew tongue so I can slam your cheeks afterwards! My ballsack will be hitting yours like a damn speedbag!

I’m a pig I’m a POPPERPIG!

*sniiiiiiiiff*

NOW FEED ME THAT JIZZLE JUICE!

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE, AHORA!

You arrogant and much more…Inbreeding is not mentally sane. Not even if your mom is old money rich. You fucked your mom, your dad, your cousins… ALAN. KILL YOURSELF. PAYBACK FOR TRYING TO SLANDER ME WHEN YOU ARE A FUCKED UP NARCISSIST.

Emptying a condom load of j*** into the toilet.

I give my Father In Law daily blow jobs and he insists on f****** me too. I hope I don’t get pregnant. My husband doesn’t know.

I just had a strange attraction to him. It started early on when I was dating his son. He has cash and connections...

Prestonian is back in the motherfucking house and I see Corvallus is still up to his old Jew games and some other mfer be saying he’s the Tyronian or Niggeronian and that he slams cheeks: wrong. I’m the chief cheek slammer around here and I don’t know Clark Hallisey so...

Maybe this isn’t the right place to ask this but I’m 15, White gal and my boyfriend is 17 and White too. But his c*** and balls are a lot darker than the rest of him. I don’t understand that. He is White but it is almost like he has...

Single dad here. So my 16yr old daughter had some of her cheerleader friends over for a sleepover this past weekend. They spent a lot of time in our pool during the day. One of her friends was changing into her bathing suit in the bathroom, and I accidentally walked...

I had a s****** LTR in my 20s where we both swapped and shared in bisexual couples. I secretly miss exploring my bi side with a woman and a couple. Its been about 20 years and now I want to swing again with my now wife of 10 years. She...

Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
She always ran away from the ball.
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When you get depressed in the middle of winter, just chuck some butter from your window. You’ll see a butterfly.
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What do you call the wife of a...

My parents fired the babysitter and are considering reporting her to the police after they found out she has been making OF content in my parent’s bedroom for months so she wouldn’t get recognized by the background. How did she get caught? My little brother somehow screen shared her phone...

Good Job Gaslighting me with Slander. They do believe your b*******.

SAY NO TO GROUP HATE HATE GROUPS OR CYBERBULLYING SLANDER!

I never said my gender or where I am from.
RACISM or NATIONALISTIC GROUP HATE AND PEER PRESSURE IS A GLOBAL CANCER. EXPAND YOUR COLOR PALETTES.

Hating in Groups is the CANCER of hate. I HATE GROUP BULLYING, ABUSE OF “POWER” SHOULD NOT BE TOLERATED, RESPECT PUBLIC AND PRIVATE SPACE.

narc parents have a penchant for attaching to their genetically weakest child, and neglecting tf out of their innovator children…without fail. you’d think i’m talking about my case but i’m watching a brilliant guy break down several times a month to me about being neglected, and needing therapy, and his...

Glad I am not racist like some stupid insecure people. I look for smart, kind, brilliant minds not skin color or culture. I dislike group hate and bullies. Evolve.

Yeast infections . or UTI. FUN FUN

This is my first time saying this out loud, but I had s** with my mom. I am not lying, it was the weirdest experience I ever had in my life. I grew up my whole life just my mom and I. We were very close and we told each...

I have always loved k**** s** from the time I was 16 and was taught how to f*** a woman by my neighbors 35 yr old wife who he set me up to f*** (But that is a confession for later) My wife and i were at her dads house...

All it takes is a small handful of infected chicklefucks without mask to turn all of vaccinated and masked people into inert carriers. I hope you don’t have any friends or family you care about who are unvaccinated Siren, because if they get covid and die that’s your fault. Oh...

Corvallus is probably at Cleo’s right now getting his cheeks slammed by up to 5 African American individuals.

I hate the gamer community. Just passed by Reddit and they all sound desperate to be mean to elevate themselves. Life is not all about putting others down and win you know?

Lee Corso and Burt Reynolds hogtied and spitroasted Dan LeBatard while Bob Baumhower and the Keuch teased his nips and glazed him. Almost $10k worth of coke and poppers were consumed that October night of 1985 at the Mutiny in Coconut Grove.

Get down to Cleo’s tomorrow for SUCKOFF SATURDAY. If you want to get your crank worked simply walk up to any patron and say the secret code phrase:

S*** ME BEAUTIFUL.

If the recipient says NO YOU before you can finish the phrase you better hit your knees,...

I saw a supernatural thing…..

About 3 months ago, I was jogging on the road I live on. I waved when I saw a man across from the stop sign at the end of my road. He didn’t wave. I assumed he was with the logging crew, cutting timber in...

I want my woman to grab me and violate me and pushes me and uses me how she wants and kick me really hard in the nuts and have her high heels right on me. I want her to whip me and bend me to her will and calls me...

When i was in high school I got drunk before school it was my first time really drinking. My grandfather made his own wines from scratch so he had plenty, I didnt think he would notice if i took a bottle. I took one and he never said anything about...

I am 36 and Been eating all my Girl Friends Asses since I was 13 and I was going out with a 19 year old I was eating her p**** one night and I realized I had been in her a** and I instantly Came!

My daughter who is only 14 was brought home by her friends totally drunk. I made them up in the spare bedroom as They weren’t leaving drunk themselves. I couldn’t resist and used my daughters mouth and came inside it. She kind of woke up and mumbled who was I?...

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE 9PM

you know the deal

GREAZED & SLEAZED fresh poppers No Nasty Dicks Big Creamers to the front of the line!

A really good friend of mine I wasn’t into s******* asked me if I would show her how to give her boyfriend a h****** and a b******. We were both almost 14 and I was secretly with my beautiful, 24 year old neighbor who has taught me everything. My...