If anyone has a problem with 5 football teams worth of blacks using my a** like a prison Fifi tonight at Cleo’s that’s YOUR PROBLEM and not mine, I’m a s** positive jizzle forward pansexual fuckbeast who is merely looking for the sweetest jizzle in the country while I show blacks that I am down for the pound and down for the cause, mi backsnatch es tu panoche mi amigo, n****! Jiggas jizzle my jampony jubilantly! I like to think of myself as a jizzle jockey Joe Biden– come on man, if you don’t choose my backsnatch then you ain’t black!
— Corvallus Bronson Winslow III
