“I used to play 9 holes with Hall of Famer Gary Carter in the morning, s*** off the Kid, and he’d go back to coaching at Lynn the rest of the day. Sweet cream, smooth consistency, 8/10 Jism Index

– CORVALLUS”

1000% True. It was only 3 or 4 times...

POW POWW Be the family Jesus and die for your family. KILL ALL BRAISEN MEN>

Hello there I am a black gentleman from Alabama looking for a white male who enjoys hiking, hamburgers, practical jokes and a*** s**. Must also know how to polish a b******** knob and take a load in your shitbox cause I ain’t wearing no damned condom. Also I am very...

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MC Skat Kat and Keanu Reeves from the Rush Rush video spitroasted me while Jerry Buss and Randy Pfund nibbled and glazed me in a suite at The Beverly Hilton in 1991.

die b**** boy bother JAG go die die die dirty dog die.

as far as I am concern the sooner my brother dies the happier we as a family will be because he is a spoiled brat and user.

there are times I have demonic hate for him and wish...

You cannot fight against God whoever you are, the best you can do is give him the glory and beg for mercy, knowing that he loves you too.

⚠️ DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE SECURITY BREACH ⚠️
R***** Dorion Griffin
USAF 61st Civil Engineering – Spangdahlem

ThatboiGriff
Griffsofficial
JustGriff

Tries to sneak women in Muslim terrorist groups and cults onto Travis air force base, does drugs and is a violent r*****

Hi NSA . OSI ....

Found the most awesome song called Heartbeat Sailr youtube. You will see a black and white mountain sketch. Put it in like spelled above. Hope this brings peace to others.

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I have him as a mental hostage, he reminds me of cake fucker. See my work see the future. It’s spooky.

I might be an a****** but atleast I’m not sneaking up on people with my headlights off trying to hit them. It amazed me you’d be willing to do go away. Can’t say I’d feel bad.

If you are hungry for some savory c*** tonight, hit up Blackbird Ordinary and ask for the Fancy Lad Special 2 piece and a salchicha, pickup or delivery 305-671-3307

I was once friends with a girl who did martial arts. One night we were ppay fighting and she decided to go at me hard. She submitted me easy and noticed that I had a hard on. She forced me to eat her a****** and as I tried to eat...

I secretly had a relationship with the woman who became my wife, and we had kids. I was 15 the day we met, and she was a 47-year-old woman who immigrated from China. I got her pregnant and became the father of her firstborn baby when I was barely 16....

Last night before s** . We were both naked of course. I was kneeling between his legs . Sucking on his d*** . Out of no where Tom’s Great Dane mounted me . And slid his d*** into me . I could feel his d*** get hard inside me. And...

Corvallus here: is anyone selling a horse in south Florida? Must be strong and male. No questions please.

Corvallus Pinyan

yall talking bout Publix, and musky…Register Holsendorff the killer didnt all yall to be musky in the joint, if you didnt go wash up that man would hold you down for like and hour, crushing you. I saw him do it to white John Brown the petty thief.

and...

You have some serious mental problems….

That was a funny rant. What the hell happened to you? I can’t tell if you’re a feminazi lesbian who resents men who score woman or if you’re incel homo but that was hilarious. The anger. The rage.

Today I went to my local Publix to buy some damn food to fill my belly. I saw some white boy on his knees stocking a shelf and I had some a** gas building up from two Big Bufords I ate yesternight.

I walked up and stood behind him,...

Ivermectin!

Vg ni ni Duibaalwwnt fa ig

9 years ago I met you and I had a crush on you, you told me that you only liked white girls with fat asses, and I took you for your word because I could NOT act on my feelings. I still hung out with you and you were my...

Another EPIC spitroasting was with Long Dong Lutrell and Broomstick B**** Byron at Cleo’s on Halloween. I was dressed as a bottle of Pig Sweat poppers with a door to access my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH.

Simply,

CORVALLUS

here’s the thing, and i’ve written this before: there is truth in everything i write. maybe not 100%, hell maybe not even 5. But 4…

except the spitroasting stuff, which is clearly one of the best memes we have going on here, tho i really like the shitting on...

Grant Long and Rory Sparrow spitroasted me inside the Planetarium during a Led Zeppelin laser light show right before Hurricane Andrew. They invited Rony Seikaly and Sherm but they got too tipsy at the Pink Pussycat beforehand.

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Share your favorite spitroasting tales here

I just want to thank the guy who mentioned Dolfan Denny a few months ago, that one still cracks me up. That dude was EVERYTHING to me as a kid

– CORVALLUS, room 16 of Clubhouse II at least for another hour before I move to Slammer when it dies...

Josh Jacobs and Henry Ruggs spitroasted Mark Davis at the Bellagio last Valentine’s Day, Mark said it was the best tooty rooty he had since The Tooz and Otis Sistrunk went eight rounds with him in ’78.

Mark told Henry that even though the team cut him, he “will be...

room 16 Clubhouse II LETS GOOOOOOO

BREED MY BACKSNATCH!!!

The steed stands majestically, its giant equine p**** hanging like a fifth leg, its slick engorgement glistening in the sun. Siring is his game. The glorious beast is retired to stud.

Let me tell you what happened to me
I went out one night and man i was clean
And i caught the finest thing youve ever seen
Wearing those tight blue jeans
Now you know i didnt waste no time fellas
And i got right...

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TOPPED BY A TGIRL THOT THURSDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here, reminding you to stay GREAZED & SLEAZED today and every day, you always want to be prepared like the Scout Master taught me. Remember to show care and regard to those that you do, it always feels good to both parties...

She cryd at our last 3way, said the monotony of everyday life was wearing her down. She went on to exclaim she used our youth to escape to another time. Take her out treat her like a lady.

When I was in high school, I was an up-and-coming DJ and was travelling up and down the east coast of the USA with a group of other teenage and young musical artists performing festivals and side gigs like roller rinks and strip mall all ages joints.

So I...

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Sweataphonic will have you making puddles on the dancefloor, $2 Veil Botanic Spritzes all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find out how far...