When I was in high school, I was an up-and-coming DJ and was travelling up and down the east coast of the USA with a group of other teenage and young musical artists performing festivals and side gigs like roller rinks and strip mall all ages joints.

So I was in NYC and we had done some kinda showcase at a place down the street from the NY Roxy, where I met a bunch of old school hip hop heads. I was invited to an afterparty at some club, and having my own hotel room key i went out with a bunch of these dudes. I was already a regular drinker at the time, but i didnt smoke weed. Well between the weed and Johnnie Walker, i was twisted by 2am, and around me were the members of Full Force. They all adopted a very fatherly role to a young me, and told me they’d take me back to my hotel. We shared a blunt and some more drinks on the way back to my hotel; or what I thought was mine. They escorted me up to what I thought was my room, but Baby Gee had the key for the door and they all huddled and pushed inside with me, and then slammed the door. Without a word, my clothes were being torn off me, and Bowlegged Lou boasted “i’m starving for white meat!” and the next thing i know a foot long glizzy was making its way, fighting, up my p********. II struggled a bit but one guy each held me down by the shoulder and i was being force fed two c**** at once. One of them had put on the House Party soundtrack on a boombox, and over the next hour I was spitroasted, DMDA’d, and left looking like I had an accident at Krispy Kreme. About halfway thru I was fully sober, and had to imagine that every c*** was attached to Lisa Lisa, it was the only way I was able to survive.

– excerpt from “The Corvallus Chronicles” coming next Spring from FSG