you’re trolling me and someone i care about and you think i’ll let you come near me? no

What life you c** dumpster. I’m going to bust an Activision style f****** on these witch’s just for being mean. Acting like I don’t exist. You’ll s*** bloody

FOR…..”If Trump doesn’t run and win 2024 I will f*** em all to death. We’re going to make this country great again.”

Trump will not be winning again. The voting machines are rigged. That should be obvious. The recent NJ election was another example. Voters filmed the machines on their...

REply TO: “The circumcision center in Atlanta is the best place to get your c*** cut.”

Maybe but they don’t have any young cute female cutters. I want to get mine cut by a cute b**** with a passion for her work!

Still not looking for a drone on you’re walkabout back to the car???

The circumcision center in Atlanta is the best place to get your c*** cut.

If you could spam this number please, that would be great- 07306659190. thank you! <3

If Trump doesn’t run and win 2024 I will f*** em all to death. We’re going to make this country great again.

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by CLEO’S tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man! Orlando’s own DJ ICEY will be in the house to get you moving and warming those bodies up, 2 for 1 Sutter Home singles all night. We think a hairy chest is best,...

PEEPING TOM GETS PAYBACK PUNISHMENT

I confess when I was younger, I (male) was visiting my cousins (females) and they had a pool with a bit of a pool house for changing/showering. My aunt caught me trying to catch a glimpse of my two female cousins and their cute neighbor...

So after I turned 18 in the spring I had been working and making some money at Hardees and my older sister Dina had recently got her own place well she and I would spend a lot of time together, We would go do things after work and she would...

Tonight’s late evening installment of the CORVALLUS CUMGUZZLER CHRONICLES, the story of the Octopus O*** on Calle Ocho:

I was in the alligator fuckhouse having some cocktails and tina and found 10 men on BarebackRT and invited them over. Usually you invite 10 and 3 show, this night was...

Tune in for tomorrow’s episode of The Corvallus Diaries where Corvallus meets A*** Afro Alan!

Nah, im cruising for peaches

11/16/2021

Just got finished sucking off Basketball Bush Boberto in the alley behind La Caretta (look for my sign). What an experience! It’s like sucking a kielbasa with a clown’s fright wig attached to it!

||The Corvallus Diaries||

what kind of sick b****** invites people to “breed” his “backsnatch” every single night for over a year at the Orlando International Airport?

Prestonian your kind of guys are on BarebackRT and Growlr

Watch your cholesterol

Simply,

Corvallus

the old man who lives across the street from us would come over and shoot the breeze and talk about how if he were younger, he would take Monica from me well one day i asked him if he would like to f*** her he is in his 70’s and...

If anyone is gonna get spitroasted around here I’m gonna be on that a**, believe dat! Yes I went to Rally’s tonight and got me a Buford but didn’t have no white to unload my assgas on.

Damn crackers from Grindr and OnlyGuys didn’t show up, don’t you dare...

Wily Mo Pena and Julio Lugo spitroasted David Ortiz in the offices of teammate Mike Lowell’s batting cages business the week before Thanksgiving 2007

Spent the night at my bfs house for the first time, he woke up and went to the bathroom to s*** i assume, and suddenly my stomach flipped and i had to s*** that very second. Long story short I s*** in a grocery bag in his room and threw...

So I met up with a friend from my graduating class. Things escalated and we ended up starting up some drama. So I was tasked to dm this guy I had a crush on back in our school days. I may or may not have called him a hoe and...

JIZZING & TRIZZING

I’m cuckoo for cocoa c****!

Shot a Big Mothercruncher Missile on some white fags face today at the rest area. I had two whites sucking my superior chinese c*** and I told one to go around and lick my a******. Soon as he got back there I shot a Big Mothercruncher Missile on his face....

Dropped a Buford Bomb on some white fags face today at the rest area. I had two whites sucking my superior b********* and I told one to go around and lick my a******. Soon as he got back there I fired a Buford Bomb on his face. “Oh no” he...

I’ve always wondered what it felt like to receive a c*******, at 24 years old I finally decided to post an ad on Craigslist.

The ad was named “wanting first time gay a*** with a deep breeding c*******.”

I wasn’t interested in blowjobs and anything I just wanted to be...

Nothing but whites & hispanics went to astroworld. Ya wanted to touch travis scott lil uglass so bad ya squished & trampled each other to death. 💀💀💀 F***** morons. Whichever rich white man who ownes travis scott will have the money to pay courts an walk away scott free cuz...

So we had a little mini-carnival around my area. You know the kind. Sketchy rides that you try not to think about when you’re on them, all the food that’s fit to be fried, games nobody can actually win. And it was at said carnival I was walking around, bored,...

If you’d like a third option, you could avoid me and save him by killing yourself. But you pushed too far to be allowed to get away. I’ve forgiven you one hundred times and you refuse to forgive me a couple times. Why do you refuse to love me? i...

I’m gonna split yo damn cheeks Corvallus! And im gonna eat me a Buford while I do it and let the drippings land all over your lily white cheeks! Your cheeks are mine jewboy, damn n***** c*** avoider!

Corvallus don’t threaten to dox people, you have the most boring tweets ever… check out Corvallus’ twitter @livensleazy …. what a boring f**!

Homophobic Guy™

This b**** actually thought she could get me arrested. Wow. Nice try you f****** s*** stain. I hate you even more now. Count.

So since your boyfriend obviously has a piss fetish(why would he post that otherwise.) and that means you clearly have pissed on him before(if you does and you haven’t your an awful girlfriend), how much are you gonna charge me to piss on me miss dollar sign hand sign deathglare...

Corvallus fucked more n****** than Equifax! I’ll meet you there Jew, better have two Bufords and a greazed and sleazed a****** b****!

Don’t be listening to CORVO BREEDO he gets bred every night at Cleo’s bar and takes horse c**** in Washington state!

Patrick is that you? You racist devil don’t be dragging my damn name through the mud. If you don’t wanna bring two Bufords and get your cheeks smoked fine I’ll find some other cracker. You better take off your dirty shoes when you come into my house whitey!

On what app/site are you communicating with this ThePrestonian? He is the Cumdump Master of the Priapus Temple of Montgomery, I think they have Cumunion tonight so he’s probably looking for all the loads

Who’s this crazy sonofabitch talking about me, I’ve been eating bufords since the 80s in Mobile Alabama and it was called RALLY’S and I still call it Rally’s you racist piece of garbage. You gonna get your damn cheeks slammed by the big bossman The Prestonian if you keep talking...

Who will Joel Osteen get spitroasted by today? C** to a Club Houston NOW and it may be YOU!