So we had a little mini-carnival around my area. You know the kind. Sketchy rides that you try not to think about when you’re on them, all the food that’s fit to be fried, games nobody can actually win. And it was at said carnival I was walking around, bored, wearing my “Breeding Stock” shirt and throwing dollars at said carnival games. One of the carnies – and man, this guy was a carnie – smirked at my shirt and said “If you’re just gonna advertise it, I need to drop a load.” And so it was I found myself bent over in the back of a carnival tent, with a stranger’s raw d*** in me. Didn’t take long for him to plant his seed right up inside, and I’m pretty sure his neighboring tents knew what was going on based on the looks they gave me after as I walked past. But hey, I got the load. Still didn’t win a damn prize, though.