Hey “G”…guess what babe. I’ve got a secret I’ve been sitting on for years. I cheated on you! Many times and it was wonderful. He was so much better than you. I didn’t have to fake it with him and he could do it for more than 2 minutes, unlike...

You sooo hawred… me sooo h**** !! 😁😁😁

Your entire story of “virginity” is a fairytale. But we know the truth. You lying sack of poop.

I might care about you , heck . also Love? I dunno. I do know , you will lie to get what you want.

Your given permission, to lie only...

i m not easy , and yes , get a clue, i am hard to get. you are free to leave babe…dont let the doors smack u in the a**. i dare you to go!! i double dare you to set me free! problem solved .

Tryna wait til 2.

Oh f***. This is bad.

Missing black hole in outer space found between Corvallus legs Rt news

Did I tell you how much i hate men?? Lol! Their disgusting faces, bodies, and the treasure chest of em all is the wAy they thinka nd process information. disgusting and filthy! Why do you think the world is a mess??? It’s ALL because of men. I mean that truly....

I’m going to go f*** a married guy I haven’t seen in over two years 😉 it’s going to be a lot of fun

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!

DJ Salacious C** will make you feel like you are in a galaxy far far away, serving you $2 well cocktails all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your...

Im a married man who also met the “Prestonian” (his name is Preston) on a gay hookup site. He also made me bring him two bufords and the cheap b****** made me reimburse him for gas for his niggermobile. When I asked why I should pay for his gas he...

Oh damn I need me some tender young white cheeks today. I remember once I went to this frozen yogurt shop I could tell the young dude working there was a damn f**. I asked him if he ever sucked an Alabama black snake and he said “no sir” and...

i had s** and i want. more

What came first the chicken or the egg?

I GET IT NOW! THE EGG!!!

GET IT?!?! THE EGG WITH NO CHICKEN. JUST THE INGREDIENTS.

Hi guys, I learned to s*** c*** when I was 12 and still consider myself to be a cocksucker. Im Arthur Hawks and love to be a c*** sucker. Can I be your f***** c*** sucker?

We could use video chat to have holding contests or m********* together but
You’re too lame T.

Army milfs and wives are the biggest sluts, they like it up the a** too

I once had t******** with my friend and her father

Beckoning brolic black brothers to bury b******** bones in my bodacious backsnatch! NO LOADS REFUSED! NO CONDOMS ALLOWED! WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE!!

I know I sound pumped to the max, I’m poppered up on PIG SWEAT poppers and also took my preferred mix of Gina Tina Charlie and Marley! (And boofed two champagne...

Troll Hedorian, I noticed something…You are such an a****** and jealous of my music because you make music, that you had to ask for a drawing to then use it on your stuff instead of promoting any of my youtube or bandcamp links. Selfish competitive loser. No wonder you have...

The humans with the dominant animal genes here again talking about *yawns* homicide AND R*** now.

About time. Took you long enough. I’m gonna go trip my nuts off and let the music f*** my ear holes through the nicest pair of headphones I’ve ever owned. Were done here. I’ve done everything I can. Peace!

HOW BIG CORP. IS HACKING:

1. ip
2. cache
3. cookies
4. javascript

Tables Turned – Girls in Guys Locker room
With recent news about allowing biological males into female bathrooms and locker rooms, it seems a group of women in our area has taken it upon themselves to turn the tables on guys by invading their space. I have a female...

Their specialty and research is making my life hell. I will not stop fighting for my joy.

No VPN protects from their stalking (Guugle)

I hate Google and Youtube (same co)and their abuse of cookies and privacy and advertisements.

Anyone GOONING today? It’s great Bator weather, put some PIG SWEAT on a sock, roll it up, and huff the day away!

I just turned 19 in the summer 2018 . We traveled back home for a funeral . With the covid problems we were having problems to find a place to stay . We ended up at my moms sisters place . Second night there We had door dash deliver dinner...

does anyone want to come along to drag queen bingo with me?

Why on earth you should miss me

I was smelling my dad’s feet as he slept. I was pressing my whole face against his meaty soles to rub off all the sweat. My face was fully wet.

Last time I saw Corvallus he was at a rest area off I-95 he was getting spitroasted by Big Herc, Clark Hallisey and Macho Man Randy Savage while he was covered in the spit and s**** of about 100 truckers.

He was drunk and kept shouting NO LOADS REFUSED! BREED...

Shhhh .. a lid is really a MOLE .. in the drug cartels … don’t blabber, they carry around lids of EYES 👀.

They iz nasty 🤢.. but useful to deter people from evvver doing .. dimes .
Ya know !!! Gonna drop a dime on ya !!!...

I’ve been screwing my next door neighbor for almost a year now. She recently told me she had a virgin friend who wanted to get laid and asked if I wanted to f*** her. Of course I said yes and my neighbor brought her home after school one day, and...

I can’t wait to feel him f****** me….

my stepdad lets me tickle his huge feet and my c*** gets so hard

some male prostitute came to the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE trying to sell me his c*** for $40. I’m like, you see these other 4 men? They want to pay ME! But i aint a w****, now get your a** outta here!

I dont pay for p****, d***, mouth, or backsnatch! I...

When I was 8 I ✂️✂️ With my female cousin in the shower she was 9( I’m a girl)

Why do ugly guys feel the need to neg you when you are 100 times cuter than they could ever get 😂 like b****, I wouldn’t sleep with u nor date you even if I was as ugly as you. Don’t think u have a chance with me oogly.