Time to make some s*** up. I’m bored.

One night a few years back, I hooked up with this 22 year old goth-looking g****** Tinder who bragged she had absolutely no gag reflex. We met up, and she wasn’t lying… and when I told her I was about to c**, she immediately deepthroated my c*** all the way down to the balls and stayed there until I was finished. Every single squirt of c** went straight down her thoat. I have to say, that was by far the best o***** I ever had that was induced by another person.

As for the best o***** I ever had while m***********… Several years ago I was on an anonymous confessions app called Whisper, and I ended up exchanging Kik IDs with this young teenage girl named Lauren. Hey, she was cute and actually willing to talk to me, unlike every other girl I messaged. Like almost every young girl, she was really insecure and saw herself as this ugly little troll who nobody could ever find attractive. I encouraged her to take some pics in s*** poses wearing whatever tight-fitting or revealing clothing she had, and send them to me and I’d give her an honest opinion.

So she did. She took a whole bunch of pics wearing the sexiest outfits a teenager could reasonably be expected to own… First in a nice figure-hugging dress, then a short little skirt, and then super short jean shorts with a tight shirt. She had straight shoulder-length blond hair, and was kinda short with a thin, petite little body. Super freakin cute, and she was insane to not realize it. I’d be willing to bet she was almost certainly one of the top 10 hottest girls at her school, and I’m sure every straight guy she knew probably thought about her when they jacked off every night.

I assured her she’s damn near perfect, and she has absolutely nothing to worry about. And then she asked me if I wanted to see some bikini pics. I said of course, and so she sent me some mirror selfies of herself posing in a little bikini. I again assured her that she looks damn-near perfect, thanked her for sharing the bikini pics, and casually commented that I’d be putting them to good use later. She was all confused as to what that meant, and when I told her, she was shocked. Somehow this beautiful young girl saw herself as being so hideous, there was no way anyone could possibly want to touch themselves while looking at her. And again I assured her that she’s perfect, and her body probably makes other girls jealous.

And then she says “I’ll show you more if you want to see”. Um, YES. And literally within about 10 seconds, she sends about a dozen mirror selfies, one right after the other, and she’s 100% completely naked in every single one. T*** out with close-ups, full-frontal, completely shaven, everything on full display, and even one with her legs spread wide open showing her p**** up close. Holy f****** s***, I was NOT expecting all that.

I swear to god, I think that might’ve been the hardest my d*** has ever gotten in my entire life. I again thanked her for the pics, and assured her they’ll get plenty of use. She was absolutely flawless from head to toe, with the kind of body that you normally only see in p***, a s*********, or in P******.

Funny thing is, I’m probably not the first guy she’d sent those to.
She obviously already had the nudes on her phone because she sent them right away after asking if I wanted to see. This supports my theory that every female with a cell phone is gonna take n*** pics of herself at some point, even young girls who are still in middle or high school.

Anyway, the first time I jacked off while looking at her nudes was probably the hardest I’ve ever made myself c**.

Hope y’all enjoyed story time.