First I’ll steal your Christmas tree Next your Christmas spirit After, your HOE
The Grinch
One of my aunts came down after my dad died to help around the house and my mother was coming in my bedroom a lot and my aunt ask her what was she doing in my bedroom so much. Well my mother told her the truth of what we were doing and she said that she wanted some too. This is the aunt I never would want to cheat on her husband and she told my mother that she wasn’t getting at home and she wanted to try me out. So my mother asked me if I wanted to give her a shot and I said yes. She dressed up very s*** and came in my room. We started slowly like kissing and very little touching. Then I put my hand on her p**** and slowly started to rub her c*** and then more and then one finger went inside her and then two. She took of her underwear and opened her legs for me and then I went down on her and her husband never did that to her amd I even rimmed her a**. She started to c** and I put my lips right over her lips and started sucking her c***. Her c** was all over my face and then she guided my c*** deep inside of her and that’s when we first did it I was f****** her and pounding her really hard I couldn’t help it she was the one that I never thought I would have s** with out of the whole family of my mom’s she was so dedicated to her husband and I knew that and I asked her if it’s okay if we keep doing this while she’s here and she said yes she wanted me to come inside of her as much as possible to get her pregnant and I asked her if the if she gets pregnant will you know it was me or somebody down here she said yes you’ll know it was somebody he just don’t know who but I want to have s** with you everyday now I’m going to be here a whole month so we’re going to f*** every single day I told her okay she wanted to have my baby and I was going to give her one and my mom kind of disagreed with that but it happened I got her pregnant and when she went back home she was pregnant with my baby but nobody ever knew except for my mom and my aunt and me she had a little baby girl and her husband thought it was his cuz they did fool around a couple of times right after me and her did so he thought it was his which is a good thing but the next time she came down the little girl wasn’t that little anymore she was already 8 years old and her mother and I did it again and she asked me if I would do the daughter too so I did I did my own daughter I ate her out I fingered her a lot just getting her ready for my c*** and I did I spent a whole day with her in my bed f****** her every which way and she loved it we fucked with the rest of the time that they were here which was 3 weeks and I fucked that little girl so much every day it was at least five times a day that we fucked and we fucked in every single room in the house and I got her pregnant at the age of 9 years old she just turned nine when she got pregnant when I got her pregnant it was her birthday down here so that was her birthday present at 9 years old.
Yo yo yo any HORSEHUNG wild rough and ready STREETNIGGERS wanna come through the alligator fuckhouse and slammy my backclammy in Miami while eating a MOONS OVER MY HAMMY?
I’ve got a $50 Denny’s card some tina fresh pig sweat poppers and a need — a need for SEED.
HMU CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III
Try to carve me, and ill fucken cut yer face off 🔪🎃
🎃 PumpKil King of the pumpkins 🎃
Can I leave now? Are you feeling defeated and dehumanized yet or should I keep going? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I always win in the last inning.
Im a desireable hypersexual male virgin t****. I ain’t no poz pig you gross butchering b****.
I fingered my dog and used a*** beads on him
I slept with my best friends sisters. He called me to drive them home since he was too drunk. Long story short I ended up bringing both of them home and had a t********.
WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
DJ Delicious is in the house making it tasty, all wells 2 for 1 all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find out...
I drive uber food delivery in a major city . Last night was pretty busy delivering pizza’s to the homes because of the hockey game . I showed up to one of my regulars. Knocked on the door the husband answers . Takes the pizza’s and his wife said party...
She did something very weird but I loved watching her. Becky is 21 and a lovely girl , really beautiful and great company we have been dating for a few weeks. Last weekend we booked a cheap hotel on the coast for two nights and had a good time...
i lost my virginity when i’m 19.he started to hug me first,then he kissed me and fingered my private part but he never f*ck me.i’m addicted to it.i watched p*** since that moment and imagining i’m doing it with him.then i met my boyfriend.we are in ldr.whenever we meet each...
I had a dream that our car ran off the road into a deep body of water. My dad was driving and there was a baby in a car seat in the back. When we hit the water and started sinking i couldn’t believe what was happening. The feeling was...
Americans are so racist they will treat a non local white like a black person if not a “true yankee”
Jizzlemen, mount up! It was a queer b*********, some clear white s***** Corvallus B was on the streets trying to consume… Sixteen big ole c**** and one in your hole Raww Dogg is about to make some booties feel gold Now they greazin’ and sleazin’, let’s CUMunionate
Who you calling a n***** whitey? You racists make my d*** hard because I think about snapping your pink balloon knot and getting my damn nut using your tender white a**! On your knees white b****!
I will be at Clubhouse II for Bear Night this Thursday, if you mention my name at the front desk when paying you will get $10 off a room($16 total).
– CORVALLUS
My backsnatch was still cooling off from Saturday, so you’re a liar Prestonian.
Today I’m getting bred by TS Laura. Check her out folks, what a smokeshow!
My name is The Prestonian and I have a confession to make. I stacked Corvallus and Clark Hallisey up like a London bus and took turns entering their damned backsnaches, one after the other until I blew my load on both of them. I was eating a super Buford and...
Do you have any idea how pathetic you actually have to be to get honey trapped by a mentally ill 30 year old Virgin with no social skills? B**** I might be crazy, but you’re retarded. And I STILL gave you another chance. Ugh. I just desperately wanted to hope...
The strangest thing happened to me the other day, I am a 25 year old guy who had a train run on me by Corvallus, Cream Gene, Jizzle Jim Brush, The Prestonian and Robert Hamburger. They said they just wanted to have a few drinks and talk. Dont trust them!...
I’m in Miami, are some good bistec empanizado from Sergio’s earlier. I’m not always out for booty bopping.
Gay cowboy seeking ride em cowboy
🚨🚨 WEE EWW WEE EWW PRESTO C** DROP 🚨🚨
tiny.cc/billpresto Checkout Presto & his favorite sucker Bill Pfaff having fun at the pickle park tiny.cc/billpresto Prestonian loves seeding white cheeks above and below tiny.cc/billpresto
flexoufo — Today at 2:05 PM a garl?
Scarmane — Today at 2:05 PM of course
flexoufo — Today at 2:05 PM um not lgbt bro
Scarmane — Today at 2:06 PM im looking for a girl
flexoufo — Today at 2:06 PM bye nice...
I finally became the submissive slave to my husband and his dominant female best friend. She took control and made me watch as my husband vigorously made love to her. She made me clean the messes they made and crawl to them on my hands and knees. I think he...
just read the Ringer article & found out the detective in The Snowman was named HARRY HOLE!!! Now that’s a guy CORVALLUS could get behind…& BREED HIS BACKSNATCH
Listen up white people: if you’re reading this message now your tongue should be firmly lodged up my a******. You might not know me but I’m that fast talking cheek slamming better grease your a****** up before you go out bout it brother The Prestonian, in the house and in...
Remember those super bowl Sunday evenings when we fucked our brains out? Best s** I ever had. why did you have to be such a wacko pain in the a**? At least we’ll always have the memories
Last Million Dollar Question, regarding us ever meeting: What were the odds that you would be on -probation- for a DUI car crash 12 years ago & I would be the -survivor- of a head on three car DUI crash where every car on the scene was totaled 6 years...
We are in open marriage. Whenever we go on vacation I used to lure young tourist boys to f*** my wife. My wife is too h**** and loves young c****. I pose as a pimp and facilitates them to f*** my wife for money which finances our trip expenses.
Prestonian in the damn house again b****** and yeah I’ve been drinking that damn ripple tonight and I AM FURIOUS that Robert Hamburger ruined my good name here to call me some nelly powerbottom b**** when everyone around here knows I’m the baddest cheek slammer and prostate pounder in the...
Can’t wait to take mdma and f*** tmrw 😉 it’s been at least over 3 years since I’ve had M!!!!! Excitedddd
YES! WHERE is Putin???? You said a Sunday evening invasion. Where is it?
I’m getting my backsnatch blown out by shebeef on Wednesday
Yummy
Very Disappointed! You said, “Russian invasion of Ukraine set for Sunday night Eastern Time U.S.”
Time is UP and once AGAIN, Russia has NOT invaded Ukraine. Your Moscow source is faulty. Go back to the Kremlin and get some accurate info!
I see when the big boss is away the children will play, I’ve been busy and not looking at this damn site for a few days so anything you read about me here is a baldfaced lie probably by that ratsoup eating cracker Robert Hamburger! Always trying to make me...
You picked the wrong tard to mess with… I’m clinically retarded. I neglected to mention. All your bases are belong to me! You are conquered. I am Mordor. I will rule the galaxy, soon will will feel my wrath and I… will rule the GALAXY!…… SPIIIIIDERRRRRMAAAAAN! Soon you will be...
I walk into his office, daydreaming because I have the weekend off. He stares at me, head to toe, focusing on my crotch. He stares, just stares before taking his finger and running it up and down my slit, gently almost not there. “Let me see a t**’ he says....
Maybe I wont kill you. Maybe ill just post all your nudes for the footfags and then forward all the evidence to your father and grandmother.
“This forced a surprisingly small spurt of urine out of my bladder and onto my bathmat.
It was so surreal that I originally thought that I had imagined the feeling (and the sound!). But, no. When I stood up there was indeed a wet spot on my blue bathmat about...
Prestonian here and I got my cocoa cream cacacoochie hit and split, greazed and sleazed last night at Slammers. Honkies and hillbillies to the front of the line! No Loads Refused! White dong ain’t never wrong and only white c**** can open my sissy lock! I’m gonna need to wear...
Had a wild s** dream about this guy I cut off who was WAY TOO MUCH (like toxic and immature – no regrets) but he’s cute and too young for me. The s** in the dream was pretty hot tho, I took it as a sign I should start looking...
I impregnated my neighbor’s wife while he was out of town on work. He told me theat they were trying to conceive and she was on fertility drugs and he was ticked off that he would be out of town during ovulation. He told me all the things she liked...
