Listen up white people: if you’re reading this message now your tongue should be firmly lodged up my a******. You might not know me but I’m that fast talking cheek slamming better grease your a****** up before you go out bout it brother The Prestonian, in the house and in full motherfucking effect. If you’re new around here then let me tell you the three rules I have for whites:

1. Fill my belly
2. Drain my balls
3. Don’t ask me for s***!

If you ask me to leave a tip at a restrant I’ll blow my top because that ain’t happening no how no way, it’s like stealing money out of my pocket.