this tarort reader says way out stuff in the cards from dead bodies and clowns f****** coffins and cheating the system with deep glasses and PR actioner. good lord this can’t be real in the cards.

So I hit a parked car today. And the guy didn’t give me any of his information. Thing was I was still groggy and just didn’t care anymore. I hit a car and I’m okay. Not really a big deal right? Right? Thing is this is giving me flashbacks to...

5 years ago while I was in my senior year of high school I wanted to go on my phone because the class was getting boring and there’s not many people to talk to. So I asked to go to the restroom. On the long walk to the restroom one...

No you don’t. You speculate. Knowledge is power.

We’re going on his private jet and helicopter next week, I am elated.

I hope the ugly humans get wiped out in some atomic solar explosion or a nuclear reaction I hope the yellowstone explodes already. I hate the humans. They are DEMONS.

I hope the human race gets wiped out. F****** monsters full of s***, hate, envy, obsessed, fake love, fake friends, fake family. No wonder even their God hates them.

I hope all the people that spied on me die a horrible death. I hope my stalkers get sick and die, I hope the people that gossiped about me get the worst curse ever. I hope that the cheaters get physically sick, I hope the liars get lied on forever....

Taking a trip overseas with my wife. I told her it’s for a show and antiquing in the city she’s always wanted and we are doing that, but it’s partly to get her close to a Red Light District in the midst of all the debauchery and s** and lust...

Back in high school I was an up-and-coming DJ, traveling up and down the east coast of the USA with a group of other teenage and young musical artists performing festivals and side gigs like roller rinks, mall courts, and all ages joints.

i was in NYC featured at a...

I literally can’t stop grinning widely like an idiot, so this is what they mean to be in love. For once in my life I have complete trust in the other person. Never thought this day would come. None of my ex lovers come close to being the amazing influence...

Somebody “JUST HAD A PEW” or did you say few? dumb dumb wants come come stay away fruu mi arse hall yee fookin coont

A mafia brainwashing music industry made for elites will never get the approval of TRUE artists. They can get their whole 20 studios for one toxic brainwashing song up their stretched a**.

Some girls in their 20’s are bad. Young girls. I’m late 40’s, but I really look in my 30’s. I’m pretty good looking I look after myself work hard and I have a nice one. Not t sure how nice, I’ve never compared, I’m not a f*****, I don’t ever...

How can someone record themselves daily for almost an hour to talk about “love” daily for more than 5 years!? THAT IS NOT NORMAL. I swear this is toxic.

What the f*** did you just f****** say about me, you little b****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare...

my dad jerked off his giant horse c*** while putting his huge white smelly feet on my face, love my daddy

Lol ok

Herbert Hartounian, The Prestonian, the Hallisonian, Jizzle Jim Brush and Dookie Dunker Dushawn all ran a train on me. I enjoyed it.

Shaun King AKA Talcum X

Once after a very incredible overnight l********* bout with my aunt, once she caught her breath she started crying. It took a lot of convincing to get her to tell me what was wrong. She told me that she hated that she was wanting s** with a man despite being...

Бердик любит кого-то

It s**** to meet a legit schizophrenic that is to this day talking s*** about me here, stalking me, harassing and believing I am into him just to pretend to reject like the narcissist he is when he is just trying to keep me around as he knows he lost...

The girl that I like confessed to me last night and I couldn’t sleep all night
I’m scared.

Fire if she gets closer. Fire if she leaves. Fire if she does anything. When she stands still the world stands still. I want to see the lines that appear when she smiles, and hear her laugh again. I do not want to see these truths reflected back at me...

if you are given the chance to marry the most beautiful man/woman in the world. why me?

Please STOP USING SIMPLY CONFESS it has malware and people are managing to hack devices and others are gaslighting and lying so DO NOT SHARE ANYTHING HERE. Have a problem? GO TO THE POLICE OR REPORT THERE. THIS SITE IS UNSAFE. BYE AND I HOPE IT GETS SHUT DOWN AS...

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, Simply, Corvallus

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Orlando’s own DJ Icey is joining us tonight for a special Wayback Woofining, single canned cocktails $2 all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe...

ах, горячее вонючее дерьмо, вытекающее из моей задницы!

Today I molested a 10 year-old boy. I sucked his cute circumcised little boy p**** on video and I made him o*****. He was a virgin boy before I molested him. He’s got no pubic hair and he’s too young to ejaculate when he climaxes. He’d never seen or touched...

Sixteen big ole c**** and one in your hole
Raww Dogg is about to make some booties feel gold
Now they greazin’ and sleazin’, let’s CUMunionate
Raww Dogg and CORVY B had to popperbate

Last time I saw Corvallus he was at a rest area off I-95 he was getting spitroasted by Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, and Alex Jones while he was covered in the spit and s**** of about 100 truckers.

He was drunk and kept shouting NO LOADS REFUSED! BREED MY BACKPUSSY!

“Miranda, I just didn’t want to drag things out. I left early, but I promise I’ll call you later. If I don’t, please don’t come looking for me. Just leave me the f*** alone. I swear I’ll call you later,” Andy said as she cried.

“You son of a b****!”...

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конь поднялся на задние ноги и сожрал задницу Кеннета Пиньяна гигантским конским пенисом. за кадром Джеймс Майкл Тейт закричал: «Он пришел, он пришел?»

My gf and I are both witty, sarcastic, and profane. If I give her s*** about something she will usually laugh and come off with “oh go eat a d***”. But now that is very limited and has a different meaning. While alcohol played a part, for some time every...

In 6th grade me and my friends all peed in a condom and threw in at the school.

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I have a stalker. He has been stalking me for a decade now and there is nothing I can do about it. Police offer no help due to lack of threats and violence. Why must I wait for him to hurt me to be protected

F*** around and find out pffff hear that hot air leaking out of your head? Let me be the one to put another hole in it. I’ve been taking lives for 20 year’s