I flash my b**** for guys every single chance I get. Online, thru text, or in person. I get such a huge rush from how they react. I swear to god Im joining Onlyfans the day I turn 18 lol.

Sandy just finished a gem of a start 7IP/3H/0R/8K time to start the fun

321 SLAMMERS
321 W. SUNRISE BLVD

LETS F***!

– CORVALLUS

2015 right front me, she wouldn’t make eye contact! Facing me. Blue eyes? I found on Facebook she didn’t tag me, driving 2hr 4 BuildABear

I just had to break up with 3 of my girlfriends because they were all cheating on me.

A trans took my virginity during my honeymoon, And I’m straight ! Hi I’m married to the love of my life and during our honeymoon in Turkey I was with wifey in a restaurant and a this girl kept winking and smiling to me then when wifey went to washroom...

I was on a ft with my partner and obviously I thought it would be a great idea to take a stuffed robotic horse and turn its head 360 degrees.I tried at this multiple times, it wasn’t going a full 360 eventually I gagged it with a scrunchie eventually, and...

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!
Its our Pride Kickoff with DJ Titus D looking to get it started with some bangs, $3 Savoy Martinis and wells all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get...

The advantage of being an above average attractive older man (48) is that it attracts attractive older women, who let’s face it, is better than anything. That’s the ideal situation. Two people in the same age bracket who really like each other.

There’s a nice vibe to getting with...

I picked up a prostitute in Cambodia who turned out to be a ladyboy. Fucked the ladybody in the a** for $40

My first time wearing diapers, I’m so excited to wet myself. I can’t wait to feel myself grow wetter and wetter every time I piss. I want to hold it in until it finally all comes out. I’m so excited.

at college, i just got so incredibly h**** i got myself off inside one of the WC´s cubicles. I’m a young woman with a stupidly high libido but this was the first time it got to this point.

Stupid b****. Called the cops on my party, that’s why I stuck my d*** in your sons mouth when I jerked off behind the apartments and came inside him like I was giving him a treat. Told him to close his eyes and I’d give him candy. 😂😂

Many years ago, I was in a chatroom one night and I talked this really pretty blonde 14 yr old girl into sending me a bunch of dirty selfies. A few standing n*** in front of a mirror, a few in the shower, and one with her legs spread sticking...

To the feminism ranter, you are not alone, we are LEGION. My personal advice (if you haven’t already), is to escape into fantasy. I’m dating Miss Molly Coddle from a show called Bump In The Night– as close to perfect as I’ve ever found. Find somebody you like and date...

i had s** with a man

My cousin’s 21-year-old son bathes his 15 and 13-year-old sisters. He has been doing it since their birth. He never takes off his own clothes ever but bathes them fully naked.
Is it normal?

my neighbors son used to tell me he wanted to play with me when I was like 8 and he was 16. he’d take me into the woods right behind my house and he would take my clothes off and then he would put his fingers inside of my a**...

& I wish you would.

It was only a teeni tiny little toot …but I feel good now. You are welcome.. I shared with you

Hello Bob I am a nice African American gentleman and I’d enjoy slamming your white cheeks sometime. Do you enjoy eating hamburgers and parks?

Its even funniest…. When a rea! Dog farts ….they run …jump . Its hysterical

when I was 8 a mother goose flew and nipped at me so I got hairspray and a lighter and lit up the kids and dad but let her live. Tdh I dont feel bad and sometimes I laugh about it.

I had a fart a minute ago that was perfect for Corvallus face that damn fool won’t see that my farts were meant for his face and to accept my chocolate kisses. I’m having a lot of high gravity beers and I smoked a reefer stick earlier so maybe I’m...

Hey 375 want me to slam those big white cheeks of yours?

Corvallus you no good Jew I’m gonna s*** on yo damn face! Then you gonna get niggerfucked by the best in the biz!!! Jew a** pussyass probably selling his a** on the beach today.

This memorial day I remember all the whites who have serviced my damn joint!

I want a f****** from a specific gorgeous young woman.

I raped a pregnant Rottweiler once. I had to watch her for a few hours while the owner had stuff to do in case it gave birth. I hadn’t fucked a dog in years since my grandmothers sausage dog Jack died of internal bleeding. I didn’t go up her s*****...

At the local pool I saw this boy in the locker room changing and he was playing with his wiener. I got hard and started to play with mine too and when he noticed I was jerking off he asked if could make sperm yet and I said I’d show...

I’m 17 and bi secretly. My friend wanted to hang out at his house so I went over and we stole some of his grandmas alcohol. We got pretty drunk and he accidentally hit my d*** wrestling in the floor. I told him it hurt and needed a second and...

Crackers on here pretending to be the big bossman, probably that damn Robert Hamburger jew and his cousin Corvallus and oily a*** Alan and Mark Hallisey up to they old tricks again! One day I’m gonna split all your cheeks and slam your damn balloon knots! It will happen!

Presto Fucko and y’all think this is a game! I LIVE THIS LIFE! GREAZED & SLEAZED 💯 this my life! BACKSNATCH: Bred or Breeding. I live this!

F*** around in a pickle park wake up in a dumpster in Tijuana

BN

two years ago we met, hit it off, and were constantly f****** so I moved in and have fallen for her daughters as well. Mom is now 34, I’m 22, and daughters are 17 and 14. A terrific open family that was raised that n***** is the norm at home....

😂😂😂F****** priceless! Gonna be a great holiday for some, others not so much. 😂😂🤌🏽🤛🏽

To weigh in at 150 lbs and wow the mind of him.

what is s**? I had it once and the giver was revolting. Since then I m********* and I want a real s***** romantic good relationship because before it was a s*** show one and a s*** show guy. I need a real man. I am so sick of waiting. The...

to: marietta GA
me:they ran outta food?!

Waited in line at mcdonalds last night in marietta georgia for one hour got no food

$500 bucks let’s go p******

– CORVALLUS

I AM:

The Grandmaster of J***, Count Cockula, the Sinterklaas of Seed, El Comandante por C**, the Leche Lord, “Partyman”, greazed sleazed on my knees to please, O G popper-huffin’ jizzle-suckin’ GAPED god: CORVALLUS!

CLUB AQUA I WILL RETURN
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