Who the f*** are you, Mr Smiley? Mr Smiley? Yeah. You’ve had this idiot grin since I walked in. So, are you happy? Are you stupid? Or get punched in the face too many times? Honestly, it’s probably the punching
Knox from roadhouse
I have to admit that I love to flash my c*** to adult women, of any age actually. I flash my c*** in my car, on webcams or in hotel windows overlooking parking lots or beaches like in Florida. My c*** is slightly larger than “average” but certainly not huge. Two women have told me that my c*** is really hard. I believe that several women have seen me though none have reported me and that’s a good thing.
One time in Florida I was laying on the lounge with my c*** surreptiously sticking out the side. Across the deck was a beautiful black haired lady in a bikini. She had really b*******. She was wearing sunglasses and getting some sun. Her lounge was slightly elevated but I couldn’t tell if her eyes were open. If they were she would have seen my c*** which of course was really exciting me. We were like that for about 15 minutes when another lady approached her and said something. She sat up, raised her glasses and took a clear look at me. She then lowered her glasses and resumed her position. She didn’t do or say anything. The only thing she did was bend her knee blocking my view between her legs. I didn’t trust the other lady so I left right away. That lady really took it in stride. I often wonder if she was offended, neutral or excited.
One night I was cruising with my c*** in my hand looking for a flashing opportunity. Up ahead was a girl hitchiking. She was wearing a loose dress from what I could see in the headlights and she was perfect. I decided to offer her a ride with my c*** out. If she got in, great and if she did not that was cool. I pulled up beside her and she opened the door. When that happened the interior light came on. She could see my c*** but I was so excited that c** exploded out of my c***. It happened so fast that I reached over, closed the door and took off.
I often wonder what she thought. Oh yeah, I also j******* to those memories.
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Matte black Cadillac Escalade at Cumberland terrace
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Just met a local woman online who sells her worn socks for $15. She’s going to wear white cotton socks for 1 day in tennis shoes for me that have never been worn barefoot (barefeet in shoes is f****** repulsive and disgusting). Hope her socks smell amazing and not pungent....
I sucked them juices up at the One Stop Jizzle Shop! Steve keeps it clean, there are gloryholes in the booths but they’re big enough to let another fella in and take his JIZZLE JUICE any way one likes! Thanks for those breakfast protein shakes fellas!
Hope the rest of...
ONE STOP JIZZLE SHOP
AHORA
sucking all summers
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I wish there was a way to record my damn farts so corvallus could hear them
🌈 Swagglin’™ & 🌈 Fagglin’™ down the strip tonight Pop my 🍒 🌈Faggletronic™❗
me and the bois raped an 13 year old boy
Does anyone know how to get in touch with A*** Aioli Alan or Sucio Sam? I need me some cheeks pronto!
I met up with a very well endowed bbc yesterday from an app, we talked for a while and exchanged pics but he still liked the idea of me waiting face down a** up for him, and tbh I love it too. This was our first hookup so I...
I downloaded Grindr this morning i thought o what the heck . Last time i was on it 3 months ago it was a bunch of fake profiles and i mean every single profile was fake chat bots. I logged in now and most profiles now looked real ....
Beauregard shat liquid diarrhea on my face during our coke-fuelled tryst. The smell is still in my nostrils some 36 years later.
Male (20) I was about ten when my uncle started to let me drive his jeep. He told me I could practice on dirt roads etc for when I got older. He would let me drive up and down the dirt roads for hours it felt like but the catch...
I raped a girl. After a couple of minutes, her p**** started getting soaked. She fucked me back until she came. No she is my soon to be wife. Morale? No chick wants to be raped, until your c*** is inside them. Then, biology takes over. All girls want to...
It’s pouring and I’m sitting here at the Alligator Fuckhouse watching pods, don’t even have the drive to get Greazed & Sleazed today. Feel loved and enjoy Pride all you jizzleers
– CORVALLUS
I’ve learned that I’m a sub and it’s killing me 😔 I’m a middle Eastern writer and IT worker, I have always been a strong and independent man, I’m married to a classic girl who enjoys her womanhood fully, but I’ve had this fantasy of having a woman who can...
I was driving and thinking about a video my gf sent me playing with her p****, my best friend and I had just finished smoking a couple blunts and was high af. I got a b**** and didn’t realize it focusing on driving too hard and my friend pointed it...
I’m usually a top, but I’ve been in a versatile mood lately. Today wasn’t much of an exception. I hadn’t planned to get in anything (or anyone) today, but in the morning, while I was in a meeting for work, an FWB hit me up to see if he could...
I spent the day procrastinating and putting off the Mother’s Day visit. Had to fill the time somehow so I loaded and smoked through my bubble several times while hitting the various apps and sites. I finally had to pull myself together and headed over to do the family thing....
After work I was feeling really slutty so I stopped at the park and ride. Saw this hit pull up and he was wearing a wide brimmed sun hat and mask. He walked by me as I was parking and made eye contact so I quickly followed but didn’t...
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING; in this world…feels better than when I am getting a few pool balls up inside me one after another. G*******, it’s just fckn e***** and wonderful beyond words. Try it if you never have, you can thank me later , girls 😉
about three months ago someone i far-too-confidently call the love of my life broke up with me under the assumption he was aromantic. three weeks ago i began dating someone new.
theyre both friends through me, and hanging out together had my old boyfriend come back to me and...
Ever since I started lying about being “queer” on my resume, suddenly all these companies want to hire me. This is after 6 f****** MONTHS of no luck!
I went to my local pickle park(Indian Hammocks) last night where you play in the dark nature trails. I couldnt find anyone for a while, and walked around for about 10 minutes before I herd grunting in the distance. It took me a while to find the right trail and...
When I (M 28) was a teaching in a primary school I often had to help out with the other female teachers as the only male teacher for duties like PE, swimming, etc…
One of the other teachers (Rach 27) was a very close friend of mine. She was...
C** one c** all TONITE is the first of what I’m hoping becomes a biweekly tradition, the late night JIZZLE stroll! 10pm start at Domino Park and we take a 20-30 minute stroll around the heart of Little Havana, seeing what kind of good trouble we can get in to....
At a small local park quarter of a mile from my place, Squirt says its a good hookup place. But over the years I have never seem any actions, and I use it as a nice walk or jog. It’s well maintained with little cover for action. It’s in the...
I had s** with my aunt’s husband’s brother, therefore my cousin’s uncle. We’re close(ish) to the same age, I’m 20 and he’s 24. We were all hanging out at a mutual friend’s house and it just happened. And then it happened again. And it’s probably going to happen many more...
I went to Steamworks bathhouse last night. This would be my first time going to a public place like this, as I went down the steps to the door my c*** was getting harder and some pre c** started to leak out. The person at the counter was friendly and...
Since I was 5, I have had a fetish of loving to smell women’s sock feet as well as nylon clad feet. Back in 1999 I was living in So Cal. My hormones were raging. I decided to cut the pocket on my silk sports pants so I could j*******...
I just blew my load up some cute little asian twinks fuckhole. l fucked the 5 ft 2, 100 pound b**** in his parents bed while they were at work and his sister is at school. I got him to wear his little sister’s pink bra and white frilly p******...
Jay Stahlberger Jaiystn “fulfill your Destiny” excited.
Grindr and Scruff are for pissheads the action is on BAREBACKRT where real playboys like me CORVALLUS are looking to F***
Prestonian when you s*** that jizzle juice from those white c**** do you take your dentures out and give them a gumjob?
You aint nothing but a two-bit gas station guzzle guy
my ldr younger boyfriend just used me since the dawn. he made me h**** and make me f****** two triangular fabercastle pencils, my c*** is hurting right now but it was all worth it, finally i made him c** this week🥰 then of course he left me after...
I give blowjobs to my neighbor. I’ve been sucking his d*** every week for 2 years.
If you a real bad racist and you wanna get cured of your evil racism by the high priest of equality and goodwill between men I beseech you to journey to Alabama and get niggerfucked by The Prestonian® at a rest area bathroom off I-65. I will give you a...
Corvallus is a ratsoup eating n***** c*** avoider! I’ve tried to meet him 3 times to try out his “bodacious backsnatch” and he always cancels! Don’t be a racist like Corvallus Winslow III, let the Prestonian cure you with his magic n**** s**** shooter. Please partake my powerful pooper pounder!...
never seen anything like it these rolls bulging out the top of the backside of her bra, it looked like there was 2 socks stuffed completely full of jello and they had a mind all of their own jumping up and down all over the place lmao! I had to...
Holy jiggling backfat…what the f*** 😂😂😂
I confess I love wearing p****** and yes I’m a guy. I love stealing p****** to sniff the crotch. My wife knows I wear p******. I live in hurly Mississippi. I tell women on tictok who shows themselves in p****** that I would love to have them p****** to sniff...
I 17 F think im falling in love with a teacher in my school but I don’t go to a public school it’s a school for a little more help for students and I skip a lot and never do my work and I got in there for those and...