Aunty aunty I have to go pee. I have to go Yeah yeah so get up and go. Billy stood up. The d**** still buzzing away deep in his r*****. She watched him go to the toilet and listened. Ok sit back down. And do not touch your c***. He sat. “So it seems to me that nearly any exposed body pasty of a female will trigger your c*** and brain to go ape s*** s*****. Right! Yes. There’s a name for it but I can’t remember it. “ so if I pulled my skirt up and you saw my p****** it would enrage your d***. Yes. She pulled her skirt up belly high. Snd since she has removed her panhies , his organ jerked straight out stiff. Prec dribbled from the fat mushroom head. Lovely. She whispered. Scotch fireward. She moved close straddling his legs. His eyes were locked on her chocolate cake p****. She edged down and let hiss c*** head touch her splayed p**** flesh. She lowered herself to cup his fat c*** head in her p****. One inch she said. You like your dicky one once up into my p**** Billy? She pulled at her pelvic muscles. Do you feel my pus gripping your fat c*** head.? Yes yes just like mommies. Just like mommies. He breathed. How often does mommy do this for you sweetie? Every morning. Every morning. She sometimes just drops down on my dicky real fast and hard. And then just sits still. I like her doing that. It’s so hot inside her tummy. She kisses me a lot. Then she rocks back and forth. Yhat tickles. On Wednesday she uses hrr poopy hole, that’s really tight on me. That’s the only time she sometimes lets me peepee Jo into her tummy, she m as Les s log if noisy sounds. Giggles a lot. What fors mommy do then? She starts to cry and bumps down hard. Then jumps up and drops on my dicky a bunch of times. I tell her whrm I”’m going to pee up in her belly and she hurries up snd down real fast. When she feels me squirting in her she hugs mme real tight. Then what. After a bit she stands up and lays oon the bed with her legs up in the air and spread wide open. Ok Billy, now do me like I tought you. That’s when I take the giant dickiy and wet it with lotion, and put it into her tiny p**** hole. Then I get to make mommy scream snd pee. I have to push the giant dicky up into hrt brlly 20 times. Then I stop. When she pats my arm I quickly push it 20 more times. Usually I can feel it hitting hrt tummy. Each time she grunts. Then I stop a gain. Now she is slobbering all over. Faster faster snd she bounces all over snd screams real loud snd gets all stiff. Her legs bounced and jerked (orgssm) on the bed and she peepees in me. Then she lays still. I leave the dicky inside her s as bf go shower. Billy, i whisper. TODAY IS WEDNESDAY!!!
Blitzen Knocks on your door Rudolph kicks down your door And Santa puts 2 holes in your peep hole 🕳💥
Evil Santa Claus
He may be nice, but he’s fake as hell and I’m a real one. You’re as fake as he is though, so I guess you really do belong together. Id let you cash in on simps allll day and never take any of your f****** money. Just no cheating. S***...
Oh I forgot to mention. Not only does my “Friend” let her boyfriend sell nudes of her without giving her the full cut, as well as givingg most of her disability check to him. He also photographs beautiful, naked women every f****** week(a lot of them are hotter than my...
See what you make me do? I try to be nice and leave on a nice note, and you gotta act like a child. You really do like it when I drag you through the mud, don’t you you filthy w****? Suit yourself. Enjoy the venom you crave so much....
You’re a smart woman. If only my “friend” was more like you. She’s a slave to the patriarchy is what she is, Dancing for scraps and a place to sleep like an organ grinder’s monkey. Letting her boyfriend sell n*** photos of her and only giving her a cut when...
When hell freezes over the moment a guy takes my disability check . Not in this lifetime . No .
I once had a guy ask me to mortgage my car for him.
Lol…that ended real quick !
The only way it makes sense if you’re not financially and s******* retarded is if you’re really in love with him AND attracted to him. In which case, I’m so sorry your taste in men is so atrocious darling. How embarassing.
Id much rather make a bunch of money being a s*** while safe in my house and f****** someone I find attractive than depending on them to take care of me like a f****** puppy dog while they take 80% of my disability check to cover bills. Your priorities are...
CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...
they get off on s*** and are in a violent relationship that will fall down soon. count your blessings its not you there and its them who will suffer it out. It can be a long night in hell. a long day in jail. and a long bog in very...
I got married to hide the fact that I am transsexual. My wife got bored with my tiny p**** and told me she needed a c*** she could feel. She found a guy and brought him home and we went to the bedroom. She told me to undress and he...
You’re hot enough to afford that mortgage by yourself if you had just listened to me, cut out the middleman abd became your own boss. Marra, Olya, and Jenny each got at least 500 dollars from me. One person. Your boyfriend made 100 off of me except not really. You...
Not clicking that reply. Trophy wife minus the wife part. Buh bye ya dicksucking booth babe. Keep getting your labor stolen by your boyfriend, you dumbass capitalist slave. I will have the last laugh.
babe if you catch me when i’m not busy i’m all for it. yes, i miss you too. of course, now i have to hide since every person in my life sees you’re bad for me, and will no doubt s***** up my phone and bury it for three days...
If your man does he squirt thing right, yiu will become physically addicted to him, be careful. With great power and all that jazz.
Re: Oh, and i wont be keeping tabs on any of your social media accounts or this website after this post. So if you have something you want to say to me, you’ll have to bite your tongue or find some way to get ahold of me, but dont expect...
Ladies take the best o***** youve ever had and multiply it by at least 30. Thats whats p******/squirting during s** with a full bladder could do for you. You might be weirded out by dudes with pee kinks, but they will show you a forbidden realm of pleasure that can...
P.s…. The t stands for trophy, ya know, as in trophy wife? Ohh…..wait….thats right……..yup, im leaving forever on that joke. Peace out b******. Oh how the turns table.
Oh, and i wont be keeping tabs on any of your social media accounts or this website after this post. So if you have something you want to say to me, you’ll have to bite your tongue or find some way to get ahold of me, but dont expect me...
If youre tryna brag about the money hes bringing in because of the magazine, you do know money only impresses you right? So ….Point proven. Thank you. So shallow.
Wait, which of us is the lamb, which of us is the wolf in sheeps clothing, and which of us is the snake. I’m confused. This metaphor f****** s****. And I know, Metaphors are kinda my thing.
The best case of the trash taking itself out is black males killing each other on a regular.
The world would literally be a better place if all black males dropped dead.
I catfish. Or what I want to say, is I use an alter ego online. I don’t show anyone’s face nor my own, I don’t speak, I don’t show pictures of anyone else. I use an alter ego because the person I am today doesn’t feel right. I feel alone....
i would blame the wolf in sheep’s clothing who savagely whispered lies into the man’s ears, telling him the lamb was a snake.
Whatever the case….Thank you…. for trying to do……whatever it was you were trying to do Siren. I’m sure you had good intentions. You actually did save my life by interveningg. I can’t take that away from ya in good faith. That’s the reason I have to move on. I owe...
I’m glad me and hall fell out, I just wish I stayed the f*** away, user and abuser. We could’ve been married with children. Why did you do this to us?
Only a woman not getting layed would complain about a guy being a nymph
I would net girls my age an down to 18 but they’re so emotionally needy after a taste of love. I’m like a cat I need space and I get mean. My age through 40 whoop whhoop nosayim? F*** cry baby lovers I want a girl who’s going to do...
Only a weak man would complain about a woman being a n*****.
I’m a f****** nymph so what. You act like you’ve never had an o***** 🙄😒😑
I c** harder when I hump a pillow with a full bladder
These LGBT freaks won’t be happy until they can force people to have gender reassignment surgery
The bladder and g spot are linked and both are linked intrinsically to female s********. Ya’ll aren’t ready to talk about how women’s orgasms and their bladders are linked though, none of ya’ll vanilla s**-shy fucks are prepared for the implications of that.
Squirting is when you c** so hard you piss. A peegasm is when you pee so hard you c**.
Re: Peegasm. Yup, I saw some girl in line for the bathroom at a festival tripping on ectasy who peed her pants and came pretty hard like halfway through. Girls legs even gave out. One of the hottest things I’ve ever seen.
so you’re saying Andre the Giant, Jimmy Superfly Snuka(a murderer), and Hacksaw Jim Duggan are pedophiles who raped a child?
You know what? No. I don’t care. I am Sorry I called you a dumb c***. Whatever your motivations were, knowing them is of no use to me anymore. My curiosity will only lead to more pain.
Got an out of the blue call from ex wife’s husband asking him to meet/talk. Said this talk was behind her back. When I met him he had multiplr topics. Thanking me for my enthusiasm at subbing to them. Telling me he was being sincere when he said that no...
My family is telling me to make amends with my biological father even though he is a piece of absolute s*** and only talk to when it is convenient to him.
Let me guess. You were expecting me to beg for forgiveness weren’t you? Well you should know I don’t deliver apologies in writing. That’s too impersonal.
Thats called a peegasm. Only women can have those.