Yes I realize Nobody gives a s***. Ill shut up now. I’ve said all I need to say. To Nobody: You should try out Zombies Ate My Neighbors on Switch. It’s cheap and it’s good and it’s 2 player internet coop with friend codes.

Its hilarious to know that you cheated on your wife with the HOA w**** and broke up your marriage, but that w**** well she’s done it before! Now everyone is just waiting to see if it’s going to be you or the w**** that cheats first. That’s a beautiful relationship...

Im not that tone deaf.

Not because I dont want to , but because that would be presumptuous. Id be more than happy to just have somebody to play video games with right now.

I wasnt the one that wrote about f****** the s*** out of you by the way.

My god . Im getting skinny!!

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

This s*** is so wild if you wrote it in a book, no one would find it believable. The universe certainly does work in mysterious ways. Now I get to prove my true character to you. Now I can be vulnerable without assuming foul play on your part. This is...

Alright Ill shut up now. It’s like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders. What would have been a herculean struggle before will be effortless now. Thank you again.

My God I’m getting fat.

This the B******** Brothas Brigade talking we dont like no pantywaists talking s*** about our BBBB brothas and we sure as s*** aint gonna put up with no two bit sissyfied shitbag threatening them! our BBBBB(B******** Brothas Brigade brothas) are coming for your Prestonian, we aren’t sure if you are...

You have melted my black heart and chased all of my fears and doubts away…Thank you! I love you! I can never repay you for that! But Ill try!

We both tried so hard to push the other one away because we both thought we weren’t good enough. But…neither of us could walk away.

You’ve stared down all my shadows and yet you are still here, being gentle. Thats how I know its real love.

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Dave Grohl was a decent Satan.

Pretending to have Tourette’s Syndrome is one of the best things I’ve ever done! During Christmas Eve church service I cried out “a** to mouth!” and everybody just sort of had to take it. A few people looked at me disgusted but I was prepared to show them my forged...

Mom’s memory loss is getting worse by the day and she won’t go to a doctor to be seen about it. I believe she may have the warning signs of Alzheimer’s Disease.

I am a woman, a mother and a grandmother and I masterbate using internet pronography. Sometimes my husband is viewing it with me sometimes he is asleep beside me. I feel horrible shame when I do this and carry that shame with me throughout the next days. Then I am...

Butterfly effects can be on In the back and in a very light way as the sun comes in and is not the only way that the skin is used in a way shifts can I keep it fresh from a dry skin that can I keep it fresh in...

when i was a child i could do all sorts of things, like kill pain and make myself stronger, make my breath last longer but then i got older and we couldn’t do it anymore, but now that she’s killed daniel and he’s rottting deep inside my- our mind theres...

The chinese should all be killed. They literally just try hard to abuse and torture and kill anything that moves regardless of what that thing is! They grill donkeys and eat them alive, they drink piss, they eat bird saliva, they abuse and torture cats and dogs and bats and...

I need her and none of these dimwit guys that lurk around me as my “friends” get it at all.

Men are ugly. Their faces are ugly. Their bodies are ugly. Their hair and thin skin are ugly and gross. Their soul is ugly. Their skull is ugly. Their thoughts are ugly. Their lies are ugly. Their delusions and g******* are also very ugly and vomit level disgusting. Their minds...

I wanted to make sure I wasnt wasting my time waiting for you. Now I know I’m not.

When I cut throat it’s a unique slash

I feel guilty about this that I was at a group event for a social club and they gave me some cake and I didn’t want to get fat so I didn’t know what to do with it. I wanted to eat it madly as I love it, its like...

I have always tended to have teeth cleaned more than the recommended minimum of once a year, usually at least twice. For the last 2 years have been going every 3 months, but not because I am a tad ocd about clean teeth. It is far more about my dentist,...

Another beautiful morning reading this site as I sit on the toilet, steaming s*** crackling from my a**!

I’m about to go to the store to get the stuff to make lasagna and I’m going to try really, really hard not to make it for breakfast.

Men are not only ugly but completely mentally problematic both in terms of lacking all sanity and lacking all intelligence. Any man that drops dead is a gift to the world since it will become more beautiful and much safer. Truly the killing all men and aborting all male fetuses...

I’ve lost everything I’ve ever loved all because of my immaturity so it’s pretty damn s***** actually. It’s not like I want to be immature.

Take all the time you need Tara. I’ll be here when you’re ready to start over.

DDD & NNN is just “Prestonian” posting under a different name. I dont know if he’s just a shitposter or actually crazy.

Me, I’m definitely the latter.

– CORVALLUS

Wondering if you remember a promise you made to me?
You said you were going to make my next b-day special.
What did you mean by that?
I hope it’s something I’ve asked you about.. 😊☺
… Deep inside, I feel like you won’t remember.
...

I wont let you down this time. Its the least I can do. Thank you for trusting me even though you had no reason to. Sorry i tricked you. Its gonna make this much easier for me though.

You didnt have to say it. I know now.

You still love me. 😏

Thanks for making sure i was ok without tryimg to get me in trouble. That says everything.

All my doubt and paranoia is gone