I can only think of him and his beautiful body in the e***** sense. I even tried looking at p********** to be normal but it doesn’t turn me on unless the man’s body looks like his and I can imagine it’s him. I’m insane.

Im excited that you’re gonna be doing a bunch of photo shoots. The only way I get to see you is in photos so I’m glad there’s more.

12 hours rapid d starting now.

I have been flashing my mother in law. I’ve been so h**** the last few months and recently went to stay with my in-laws on my own for a few days on business. I’d fantasised about this in advance so had taken appropriate clothing, a pair of pajama bottoms that...

I’d rather her laugh at me than hate me or be afraid of me. I’d prefer if she wanted me though.

Okay, so a little bit of background. On one of my usual trips through the Internet looking for things that might or might not be interesting in the land of o*******, I stumbled upon a little article someone had posted somewhere on how to achieve very rapid and powerful desperation....

Im trying not to blow it again.

this is why i love you

your holding back your love from me shows me that i’m the one

for, if you were to carelessly slather me with love, without looking for reassurance,

it would mean i wasn’t much, as no reassurance was needed

because your hesitency and wanting to...

Took me a year to discover you had a girlfriend. You’re lucky I didn’t told her you cheated and lied to both

Just woke up and I gotta pee

um hey, if you are reading this then thank you for sparing your time. i will just be speaking s*** about myself but if you still read it then thank you. so i am tired of everything. like everything. the biggest problem is that i overthink a lot. like since...

You do realize that you fucked up your whole life for some b** a** b****? You being the narcissist that you are and even despite you yourself being such a cheater, the biggest insult to your ego would be to have someone cheat on you, yet you somehow managed to...

Having no friends and living alone has been a blessing. I have more time to focus on my work and ideas come in the purest form. Had I been distracted by a partner or friends I wouldn’t had done much but still enough considering how good my focus is.

My job is unmageable and huge but really we don’t need managers and as much as I hate the place sometimes, I love the place so I hope it survives.

Brought in a manager a year ago, who is weak, lazy, and kind of dumb. All talk, no real...

Karma is real. You can’t keep doing people dirty and being a complete a****** and think God is going to bless you. It may not be today or tomorrow or next week but what goes around comes back around and when that b**** comes back for you it’ll be tenfold....

I hope my job collapses under it’s own unmanageable hugeness, and the company goes out of business…..

Ah, another day of misery for you. Another day of you barely holding it together trying to pretend your life isn’t complete s***. Another day of knowing that absolutely EVERYONE is talking about how f****** ridiculous and stupid you continue to look. You have no friends. They are polite to...

I am stand here waiting to stand next to him, and talk, to get my fix, its torture around him and not when i am around him, just one touch, then i will know, but dont have the guts, to try.

Im not desperate for any s**, I’m desperate for s** with her. If i just wanted to get laid I could do it tomorrow.

Good things are worth waiting for and doing right. That means two things.

Not really. I have no shame, it’s the funniest thing I’ve done in years, plus now I know she wants to f*** me. I’m sure she has a sense of humor. I thought it was her idea.

Sorry I’m a pathetic desperate p************. Good night.

You’ve survived the last temptation of the broodwhich. Congratulations!

That’s Fair.

Lmao you ain’t gotta worry about me bothering you again after this. 🤣 hopefully you thought it was funny and not offensive T. I’m gonna be laughing/cringing at this one for the rest of my life.

It really seems like you are answering for me… F*** OFF LOSER!!! No one speaks for this sick fucktard! Please.

Why am I like this? 😆 I’m f****** dying.

Whatever chance I had, I definitely just blew it. I’ll just leave you alone now. I’d be upset if I wasn’t laughing so hard. Real life situational comedy at its finest. God I’m gross. Lmao.

Do you know my demons? 😅
I inherited it from my dad.. The b******.. F*** you for making me….i will never forgive myself… –
Kelly.. Why do you think I like punishment.

*Curb your enthusiasm theme plays* well s***, that’s embarrassing, that’s enough internet for me this week.

Aight Im gonna stop edging and go watch some p*** and bust then.

Oh I get it, playing some five finger filet.

I am feeling better since posting here.

Ill pay for the hotel room and bring some weed and mushrooms. You just need an alibi.

Ill make you c** til the sun comes up if that’s what it takes for you to get clean. Please take my virginity while you’re in heat.

You can sit on my face. It’s for a good cause.

i’m a guy who really really really like men’s feet. more than anything else. i genuinely would spend my entire day underneath a guy’s big, square, hairy, sweaty feet if he’d let me. i get shivers just thinking about it. men’s feet are my biggest passion in any context.

Haha I can have the car running in 5 minutes if thats really what you want.

Agreed. The opioid crisis is a tragedy.

I am sleeping with a friend who had admitted to liking me a few months ago. He knows that I am in love with my former mentor. I sometimes fantasize that it’s the one I love who is in bed with me when I get intimate with my friend. Although...

I think my mom knows she doesn’t have a good catholic daughter when she saw my not today satan socks and I laughed. Good lord I think I just outted my self