I would literally give up s** to be with you. I s*** you not. The most important thing is that you’re here. I dont need anything from you besides your company. I just want someone to do nothing with. You can wear the pants. You can pussywhip the s*** out...

That doesn’t work for me. You ARE my future. Im gonna marry you in Hawaii. We’re gonna have a family. But first were gonna make up for lost and wasted time. Just hold me… You cant expect me to let go NOW. I will NEVER recover. GIVE ME A CHANCE.

Can’t get the image of you getting ready to purposely m********* to my videos with a full bladder and accidentally p****** on your floor out of my head.

Let’s have a holding contest! Whoever wets themselves has to get their a** eaten.

Peg me with a full bladder til we both piss everywhere.

Tell me where to piss and I’ll do it. I’ll even wet myself in the car. Just let me see your p**** spray.

If thats not good enough I’ll start drinking and make you a custom videos tonight.

Ill trade you a squatting pov g************ from my b**** video. I’ve also got one of me p****** in my sink and one of me having a combined d*** and n***** o*****. There’s desperation, weed smoking, and my face in all of them.

Battling COVID…again. I’m fighting so hard but for what? For who? Should just relax and let it win. I’m not worth being here anymore. I literally hate everything about myself. Why in the hell would I ever think anyone would actually love me?

I never “pegged” you as having an a*** fixation but it actually makes me hot. It also explains the egregious amount of BOOTY pics. LIKE DAMN YOUR BOOTY IS FINE. Besides, who am I to judge? Ill breed your backsnatch and even let you breed mine. So we doing this...

I got lube too! Jackpot!

It’s a testament to how much I want you that the idea of buttstuff is turning me on for the first time in my entire f****** life. Probably because getting you off is what gets me off.

Ima padlock your pants and control your bladder and refuse to let you go to the bathroom. Ima literally sit on the toilet and make you potty dance and beg til you start leaking, then I’m gonna pin you to the ground and tickle your armpits and feet til you...

I’m not c****** til I see you. You’re gonna get juggernutted in.

I’m not sad anymore though….thank you.

B**** you got me leaking precum. RUDE!

God I want to taste your smelly nasty beer pee. Let me fill up your bladder, eat your p****, vibrate your c***, and finger your a****** til you break the seal in my face and soak my hair.

I think you meant cannonball whiskey, but continue.

when is your troll-a** going to leave?

Ima pee in your b***.

Nah but I actually am really f****** bummed and listening to creed right now. I just dont want you to worry about a pathetic sadboy like me. I have lost everything. My friends. My pride. My reputation. My sanity. My soulmate. im 50/50 on actually really wanting to die right...

If you expect me to c** inside you, you better be ready to let me eat you til piss and c** all over my face. I got enough c** to fill all your holes. Also I had you going there didn’t I?

I choose p****.

Enjoy the 1282 song playlist I made for you. I just made it public. I love you…Goodybe…

You can’t just leave me hanging….Please…I’m sorry.

Im quite torn between wanting to bang you like a drum til your p**** goes numb and crying in the shower in a fetal position. I’d settle for just playing some video games with you and watching some tv.

Anyways I guess I’ll leave you alone now. Im gonna go m********* since you keep triflin.

Were gonna RUIN those hotel sheets. And the chairs. And the carpets. And the blinds. And your a******. I’m not even into a*** but I am sure as f*** into you. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. I will do whatever you want me to do.

You want me to tie you to the bed and tickle your feet til you piss yourself, then eat your p**** til you c** on my face. Then you want me to rim your a**.

I have never wanted you more than I want you right now you crazy b****. Should I rent a hotel room?

You’ve been a bad little girl so come report to the prinicipals office for your paddling.

You think you’re crazy b****? Ill show you f****** crazy. Im gonna hatefuck the s*** out of you.

Somebodys gonna get hurt over this if I dont get something out of this.

I told you not to f*** with me again. You wanna see how quickly I can do a mental 180? You better calm me down right now. You owe me. I know everything now.

If it turns out this was all a complicated revenge scheme and you want nothing to do with me, you’re super fucked. You realize that, right?

like anyone needs to compare notes when someone’s strangeness is one in a gross million. no one cares who that sneaky little w**** fuks. washed up balls seldom work. they’re too overused.

Im tryna f***.

Yeah so either hit me up or go f*** yourself I guess. Lacuna coil is trash btw.

Oh well, I’ll be here if you want me….bathmat girl.

All of your secrets are safe with me. Consider us even.