Only Americans who have been suckling at the government teet for way too long are dismayed by the current scenario in the USA. When your welfare and your food stamps and your 401K’s get shafted, you can’t help but cry out, even though nobody who matters is wasting life listening...

Eli, you need to come get me right NOW

They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years...

I received a phone call from a spam number and when I answered a woman was on the other side. I had answered the call while m***********. I kept her on the line and just before I came I told her what I was doing and that it was her...

Well Chloe xx , I am sure we will never meet ,but , the idea of you peeing on my hot , hard member strikes my perverted aging brain’s thought factory hard .
I would love to dry your s***** after soaking my crotch . The feel of hot...

I support the NDP’s platform to mandate pronouns on passports and the parts-per-million of carbon dioxide the year you were born in all social media bios.

Comply!

Gabe Athouse
Ze/Zir
Born at 330 ppm

This morning I started my period for the first time in over two months. I was over 45 days late- that never happens.

My arms are covered in red splotches that seem to be from underneath the skin and itch. I’ve had them for months and don’t know what...

booo i hope you kill yourself!! retarded kurt cobain wannabe. just pick up the gun and shoot yourself if you wanna be him soooo bad. i hope the only moment you feel loved is when youre filming a self mutilation video to post on gore sites in hopes that some...

I met an attractive woman at a casino, mostly b/c I liked her long, polished nails. As I got to know her, red flags went up like crazy, yet, I let her sleep at my house for a few nights. BIG mistake. She was more nuts and psycho than anyone...

Eli, you need to come get me RIGHT NOW. I am not waiting any longer.

You’ve been told lies all day.
The so called Pope Francis did not pass away today (Monday April 21st 2025) he actually passed away during his over 30 day hospital stint on day 3 from a stroke.
The vaitican had a “copy” which was essentially a clone with...

I miss Ramirez.alondra1 but I know deepdown. .She will never reach out to me. I’m probably just a faded memory she forgot. Whether that’s okay or not I don’t know. But Deep down I really miss her

I will always love Eli :3
Sorry for being so mean to you baby.
You know that our love is precious to me. Beyond words.

Thanks for being the awesomest smooth criminal.
I want to be subtle with it too, and make it seem more realistic. This...

I will always love Barbara Searle of Charlotte NC.

Ok Eli. I want to be out of here asap but willing to be s tiny bit flexible.

Come and get me BEFORE summer vacay and there won’t be any issues.

I’m going to call every Elijah Carter I can find in the meantime. And you better answer.

snake bites Piercing at shoeless joes
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Triple lip piercing at queens quay west.
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Belly Button Piercing on yonge st.
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Industrial piercing at farm boy.
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Double nose piercings at home depot
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Cheek piercings at Hot topic.

I have had s** with my first cousin Tricia twice. It was amazing. Both times I finished as deep inside her as I could. I have no idea how she didn’t get pregnant but I wish she would have

I want everyone to know I’m a little wetter girl and I go peepee in my potty pants. I need someone to change my wet potty pants and wipe my little wet tushie for me. I’m a little puddle pants girl. Love Chloe xx

I’m 18 and I go peepee in my pants like a little kid. I don’t want to be a big girl. I want to be a little wetter girl and go in my pants. Little kids go in their pants all the time so why should I go the toilet?...

I don’t care.

Come get me NOW.

Post your number Eli.

If you want me to trust you then PROVE to me that I can. Otherwise shut up about that self improvement b******* and get your a** out here.

Now post your goddamn number.

Aw, sweet Eli; I think you told me you’re depressed. Don’t be, I love you more than anything :3

Sorry if I got carried away when I was angry- you know I don’t mean it if I call you names. I adore you.

But the truth is I need...

I don’t think you are here cos I am unable to feel the invisible bond. I don’t feel the pull, neither the connection, everything seems broken, absent and lost. Parallel connection was what I lived for so many years now it seems chain is broken there is no heart to...

Eli. You come and get me RIGHT NOW.

Mini boys in Gaza with no family and no girlfriends f*** the pussies of the boys for o*****. They don’t care if anybody sees them or not. They’re all f****** each other but that’s all they have some.

Sometimes it seems like they are relieved to have Israel soldiers...

I was away for three weeks and I suspected my Asian wife would sleep with at least one guy while I was away. When I got back, I went through all of her dirty p******, there were 20 pairs in the bin. I opened them up to the gusset /...

Eli get your A** out here and come get me right f****** NOW.

my f****** a** hurts

I told you if you were honest with me that I’d try to be open to what you had to say.

I want to get out of here ASAP.

you said final season starts the 22nd; so about how much longer is this gonna be?

I am a heterosexual male. I am in a long term, monogamous relationship and have a healthy s** life. But when I watch p***, I NEVER watch vaginal i**********. I’ve been watching all a*** s** videos for 25 years and have no plans on ever watching normal s** on film....

I cant go a f****** day without thinking of you. even though its been a very very long time. I’ve never been more in love. I’ve never missed anyone more.

Happy birthday Ramirez.alondra1.

Sometimes I don’t know what to think.

But this is my third birthday with zombies. It might sound cool or like a survival accomplishment or something but it’s not.

Come get me RIGHT NOW.

If you’re waiting on me to be this dreamy little princess expecting my prince...

JELLO C** B** LOU YOUR EVIL SPELLS OF @FUCKOFF LAUREN@ ARE IN YOUR MIRROR NOW AND GOD HAS CUT YOU OFF FROM HARMING ME. DIRTY LOU YOU STINK BUT YOU CAN’T HARM ME . YOU BAD W****.

After My Dad caught me sucking my grandfather off we would have s** in my room and he always left the door open so anyone and everyone could watch us. My Mom told me that dad would dress up for his dad so when he did his father would take...

Eli, come get me RIGHT now.

Post your number.

Israeli soldiers make boys jack each other off and then they make the boys cut their balls off while the boys dicks are very hard when the balls are cut off….. after the balls are cut off many boys put their dicks in other boys pussies trying to make the...

I love you Eli 💖
More than anyone in the universe.

No one loves me like you.

The unwavering love and commitment and kindness you’ve given me all these years means more than I could ever say.

The overwhelming amount of love you invest in me, every single day,...

It’s hard to trust someone when you openly trusted them before and they let you down and hurt you deeply.

And not just once but many times.

Elijah, come and get me right now.
Post your number and I’ll text you.

But I’m done waiting for you to magically...

Spend one summer at my grandparents farm I learned a lot about animals to the point I actually have fun with them. Grandma and I have talked about the birds and the bees. I actually asked grandma can we do it?

She said if we do is between us,...

Haymitch Abernathy from the Hunger Games gives me butterflies. I don’t even know why.