There is only one way to make sure no more felonies, no more dictatorships or fascist regimes, no more disgusting ugliness, no more religious nutjob extremists, no more bloodshed, no more cowardice and messed up severe mental diseases and retardation, no more terrorists and no more fucked up stuff and...

Oh geez, that’s a freaking red flag. I hope y’all won’t get driven with anger. *sigh*

I am naked laying on my bed and playing with my d***.

Now f*** off with my other ex best friend. He has legit beef. Losing him is driving me to be a better person. You just s*** and bring nothing to the table. All you give me is a 123 resting pulse. Go give someone else a heartattack. You won’t piss....

BURN EVERYHANDICAPPINTHREE UNITEDSTATES
BURNEVERY DYKE INTHEE UNITEDSTATES
BURNEVERYHOMOSEXUALINTHEE UNITEDSTATES

You will never be capable of inflicting even a fraction of the emotional damage to me that I just did to you. You were smart to keep your distance.

I actually hate you now. I hope you get hit by a bus for wasting 7 years of my time waiting for you when you cant even take a d***. Thats like finding out you have testicles. You should wear a sign around your neck saying your p**** dont work...

Expecting romantic love when you cant take a d*** is such an entitled attitude.

You’re welcome. You ain’t s*** but a pretty faced defect. I have no use for you beyond entertainment. I don’t derive my self worth from how pretty the gal I’m dating is, I derive my self worth from how many orgasms I can give her in a day. And when...

Id rather have a emotionally unavailable slutty stupid best friend who’s down to cuddle after coitus than an intellectually compatible romantic dream girl who I can’t s******* defile and who cringes at physical affection. Less headache. Thanks for wasting my time. All you’re good for is fetish fulfillment and video...

I will not give you my romantic love if you can not satisfy my s***** lust. That’s not fair to me. I dont need romantic love, I need s** and cuddles.

No cunillingus? No chivalry.

No creampies? No cuddling or commitment.

If you cant take a d*** the right way, you are a useless s** slave. That shits treatable, so if I were you, that would be like my number 1 priority in life. Thats why I got my ED treated.

There was a post like days ago trying to counter what I said about girls. Honestly I don’t care. I can s*** shame any girl if I want. It puts them in there place. Coming from a women in her 20s. You’re just mad that I’m tell the truth. Why...

im in love with my close friend. and i dont know if ill ever tell her. im scared she wont feel the same way -L

I hate poopy pooer head doggy women titfighting everywhere flash flogging with their dog long n****** weighed down with bricks for years they look like bananas hanging off some bells.

A woman who’s p**** don’t work in the bedroom should just accept that she’s s******* worthless and gonna be alone or dating Trans women for the rest of their life. No cis straight man wants to deal with that.

It’s not your fault that you are physically incapable of engaging in penetrative vaginally i********** as a result of s***** assauly, but it is a deal breaker for me personally. I’m selfish.

Fix your clenched p****.

I f*** pussies, not assholes.

im in love with you tory. you deserve the whole world and then some.i dont ever want tou to question my love and i will love you forever. youre really one of a kind. <3 -zoe

I would’ve raped those fellas and made them all bleed out from their torn backsnatches

– CORVALLUS

You were a little off tonight. I guess you being a little different is better than you not being in my life at all. But I hope to get back to what we had together real soon.

Goodbye.

You are a narcissist, but not a particularly self-aware or intelligent one, so you work off a very predictable script. The problem with your grand master plan is it hinges on me always being the bigger person in the end and falling victim to my own mentall illness. Any time...

I guess you’re all business and not about friendship and romance. Especially not with someone who hides their identity and will not verify the truth. Dumb to think you can waste people’s time by wearing a mask and not being honest about who you are online. Even using an alias....

In order for your gaslighting to work, you have to twist the truth, not make one of the most ridiculously untrue statements about me I’ve ever heard. You’re not even trying. Youre just going through the motions because you long ago gave up on gaining any semblance of impulse control...

I spend all my time trolling an anonymous confessional and im all about business guys. I totally got 3 lambos in my garage.

I give away all of my products and drugs for free and Im all about business.

Yes, the type b deadbeat tech hippy consumer w**** with hair to his bellybutton, who spends all his time getting high, playing video games, listening to music, pleasure cruising, hiking, being a horndog, and stuffing his face with empty calories is all about business. Absolutely.

I guess you’re all business and not about friendship and romance. I should just give up on trying to be more to you…

Youre wrong.. I have proof. but OK, ill play along…so what you’re saying is I’ve deluded myself into self confidence, self validation, self worth, and peace of mind? What exactly is the issue here? The ends clearly justify the means.

You’re delusional as f*** johnny.
They are all laughing at you. Everything you’re so sure i
Of is nothing but delusional fantasy and pattern seeking. T doesn’t give aa single f*** about your pathetic washed up simp a**.

Size 12 isnt even fat. Lol.

Wanna know how I went from a size 12 to an extra smal a******? I printed out all the pfps of all the e-whores you cheated on me with, posted them up on the wall and used them as skinny fuel. I hope you rot in hell you lazy prick....

Ask and you shall recieve.

We wish you’d retire PERMANENTLY.

Aight im bored of this website now. Ol Capn PissBottle is retiring. Later nerds.

I was joking because I got some folic acid vitamins today for no reason. I have a cat if you want to share