I love coffee so my wife said I should train as a barista and work in a cafe. No. I am an important person. Too important to work in a cafe unless I own it.

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What do you think will happen to us after death? … The truth is, each of us will stand before Jesus one day and have to answer for their life and He is HOLY.

Can I ask you: How many lies have you told in your life ? ...

Well, still haven’t got my answer, which I guess really is the answer. 😞 I mean, that’s good for you right? Means you’re happy?? Whatever, if you need me, just say the word.

I feel like I’ve made you angry and now there’s nothing I can do. (3 Doors Down just flashed into my head). But I will merrily move along, don’t get me wrong.

Shayne roe s**** d*** for sling shots

I’m glad you stopped tormenting yourself. You are far too smart and bright to be stuck in those dark places, just like him. The world needs intelligent bright people to be at their best. You actually have the skills to reinvent something it is missing, just look for it. Don’t...

Found the edge lord(s). Does it really tickle you that much to publish a bunch of nasty s***? 🤨

Gary M , I will do whatever

My backsnatch is PAININ after that 100 man train at the Purple Cucumber last night! Even my ballsack and taint are bruised after B****** Balls Brian wreckingballed them for 10 minutes!

What a way to get back into the game.

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW

We switch places when we feel like it.

The new patient is very ticklish. Once he’s in a the straight jacket, I recommend forcing him to drink water, then tickling his feet and armpits until he wets himself. Then you should probably sit on his face and c** and piss on his face. If he does a good...

You had it coming boy. Insecure or not, You punched low. No excuse. Anyways. Sorry miss. I’m gonna go join the circus now.

Nah man that’s nasty. Unless she’s into it. I’d much rather get high as a kite, make fruit salad, and whoop her a** at mario kart. Take it slow. It’s about the journey.

If you’re taking the secret to the grave, there’s no reason you can’t make money off that crazy simp. I’m sure he’d take whatever he can get at thus point. He’s wedged that far up your a**. Dude like him probably prefers eating p**** over getting his d*** sucked. Can...

Limited time promotional chonky boi. A necessary setback to achieve the coveted 8 pack. I am incredibly fucked up from celebrating. This is a good way to go put on this website don’t you think. Here’s to the next chapter, whatever that may be. Remember. You owe me nothing. But...

I get fat and hairy every fall and winter, then when I cut 10 pounds and start working out and shaving again I look like a million bucks by comparison every spring.

I’m a straight guy but I’ve sucked about a dozen dicks by now. I did it purely for the money, which they offered. It’s disgusting but I’m too depressed and poor.

Ooh. So autocorrect fucked me. You got a free coupon for a man-slave not a manslaughter. Although I would totally kill a dude for you if he had it coming and I thought we could get away with it.

Roe a hoe thinks i care he don’t want me fact is i been trying for years to get rid of his stinky limp d*** fat a**

Its only a date if thats what you want it to be. You can bring a friend or 2 either way. No touching.

Or we just found out a foolproof way to channel telepathy. Who knows? How else do you explain us finding each other here? If you told anyone the truth, they wouldnt believe it. Our story? Its stranger than any outlandish work of fiction ever written.

Keyword number cipher therapy works wonders for introverts with trust issues.

I’M GONNA RIP YOUR D*** OFF PRESTON!!

– CORVALLUS

Im trying to hook up with guys in my new town I am lookimg for Head for Head I really wanna s*** on some Penises!

Listen to your heart. You don’t owe anything to anyone. Be true to yourself. Courage is not the lack of fear, it is the determination to defy fear.

You’re still a fantastic muse, thanks for that.

I keep boomeranging between hopelessly depressed and incredibly h****. Mental illness is fun. It’s Just spring things I guess. Speaking of springs, i think I heard a shot.

Ewww. No thanks

I have very bad days at Work, The only thing to make it better to Go over to Jenny S*******s Apt and S*** on her Toes and All over Her Feet and then I will releave my Fantasy all over her feet and then leave her placean her with Saliva...

Yeah it is.

This whole site is a datasink own by the UAE to collect information on people for potential future use

For anyone looking for BABY/TODDLER s** dolls just Google “REBORN DOLL” pedos have been using then for ages and they are 100% legal. They don’t come with f*** holes but you can modify them yourself. It’s not illegal. The most lifelike dolls will cost you the most and you can...

My friend has done nothing but ignore me for more than a year. I tried to cut him off completely a couple of times and at this point nothing matters anymore.

“The Hallisonian” is another C.I.A. snitch.

Thank you for inspiring me and saving my life when I thought All was lost.

WOW! F*** YOU!

Im sorry if you feel that I pinned all my hopes and dreams on you. I never meant to place such a burden on you. But I didnt expect you to bear the weight of my world…I just wanted you close to me…

I believe that you love me, I do. I also believe that you don’t love me enough. Sure you gave me your phone number and forgave me..youre incredibly physically attracted to me..you like being my muse….but in the end… You would rather get away with it and let me take...

I spent years trying to change myself into someone that you couldnt resist, that you couldn’t help but love and be attracted to. I spent so long trying to accomplish what everyone said was an impossible task. I was branded a creep by the entire world and still I kept...

I never wanted to give up on you. You were everything to me.