In a perfect world I’d be balls deep instead of jacking off in the bathtub

in a perfect world id be taking you as a guest to my sisters wedding. but the world isnt perfect sadly. Mine certainly isnt.

My parents were assholes and then I met a guy who molested me when I was 12 years old. Now I am a twisted old homo – CORVALLUS

K im gonna go jerkoff while you cry yourself to sleep, a******.

The only way you ever see me again is if you confess.

I am one of the sickest bastards to ever live – CORVALLUS

Ill post the link to my twitch stream before I jump so yall can figure out the truth and hunt that b**** down for me.

Nah. Im not gonna do a flip. Im gonna do a swan dive so i snap my neck like a slim jim and die on impact.

to the person whose number/email got leaked can you f****** chill like its not a big deal just block the numbers/email and besides you prob deserve it you dumb f****** c*** go s*** a d*** you ugly w**** f*** yourself like the s*** you are tf

I am definitely a lesbian. It’s taken me years to be able to say that.

She’s got less poise than a cockney harbor wench.

That b**** disgusts me. Straight up. Repulsive drowned f****** rat.

F*** OUT OF MY LIFE GO AWAY F*** YOU ILL LEAVE MYSELF SINCE YOU REFUSE YOU STUPID F****** RETARD

I miss you.

I found a cuter w**** whos cheaper, not pee shy, and gets off on p****** herself just as I do watching her. Either way im not seeing anyone face to face, not playing video games with anyone, and not getting any cuddles, but shes cuter, cheaper, and kinkier, and shes...

Youre just mad I found a replacement s** object.

I got a gorgeous 19 year old girl russian girl sending me custom made piss videos and learning english for me and you think Im stupid enough to violate a restraining order to hurt some horse faced dope head psycho c*** who is trying to make my life a living...

That b**** isnt even that cute anymore. Shes a butterface. I was just really desperate because I didnt realize how hot I actually am. I can do way better.

I havent been within 100 yards of that b**** outside of a courthouse in 7 f****** years because I prefer to not break the f****** law. Im not a god damned criminal. I didnt use her last name and I made up that f****** nickname myself. F*** off my nuts...

I am 3 moths pregnanat with the husband of my sis

Stop pretending like im some kind of monster and youre some sort of f****** damsel in distress you psychotic evil f****** b****. Stop pretending you arent thirsty as hell for me and obsessed as f*** in every way with me. Just f*** off and never return. Get the f*** out...

This is not a public building. I had no way to know you were f****** here. The post where the phone number was posted was made BEFORE ANY LEGAL ORDER WAS IN EFFECT. WHY WERE YOU READING MY AUTISTIC SHITPOSTING 8 MONTHS LATER AND LOOKING FOR A REASON TO F***...

Im gonna take all of your modeling money in a civil judgement if you dont f*** off out of my life and stop harassing me you stupid f****** b****.

Also im gonna sue your dumb a** for illegal surveillance. This is an anonymous public forum. Why the f*** are you survieling me here. Youre just looking for a reason to f*** me over you dumb gutter s***.

Lawyer up s*** because once I have the criminal case thrown out, Im gonna sue you and the districts asses off for discrimination and targeted harassment.

Being a belligerent a****** is not a crime, thats why my dad always won in court. Thats why im taking this all the way to trial. F*** you. Im gonna turn your life into a circus sugartits.

I wonder if she’s ever been cross examined by a veteran defense attourney with a mountain of circumstancial evidence. Itll be quite the show. Might make this all worth it even. She’s not exactly stable. She’ll crumble like a cookie.

SOMEBODY SHOULD PROBABLY BE ON PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION INSTEAD OF HARASSING ME FOR ROLEPLAYING WITH THE F****** POLICE AND FORCING ME TO KILL MYSELF YOU F****** CRAZY B****

Get the f*** out of my life you life ruining s*** b****. I never want to see you again. You ruin everything you touch. F*** outta my life. F*** outta my God dammed life. Leave me the fick alone. Stop watching me. GO THE F*** AWAY. YOU WERE NEVER IN...

It’s cathletic way for me to vent my intrusive thoughts and get the out of my God dammed brain so I can go about my day like a normal God damned person. It’s not my fault the b**** was watching me like a hawk. I never used her legal name...

Why dont you get me a wheelbarrow to carry my gigantic nutsack?

Im gonna make a mockery of your court, warrant officer. You know damn well you were stifling a laugh reading that s***.

I deserve a god damned award for how convincing my writing is. F*** every last one of you all for being stupid marks who thought I was actually capable of violence and not just venting my thoughts therapuetically in a safe space to AVOID INCRIMINATING MYSELF. Youre f****** stupid. Eat...

Youre all f****** morons. Congratulations. I never leave my f****** house unless its for food or medical care. S*** my f****** d*** assholes. Youll never take me alive.

Anyone who takes me seriously as a threat is a f****** retard. But I guess the requirements for becoming a police officer aren’t what they used to be. Why dont you all get off my nuts and let me act out my puppet shows in peace. Faggots.

You are wasting tax dollars on performance art and forcing a performance artist to f****** kill himself to avoid jail time. Don’t you f****** fascists morons have actual criminals to bother besides a roleplaying internet troll? I am making a mockery of the Us Legal justice system.

I am the filthiest homo in the world – CORVALLUS

I used to watch p*** obsessively. I first started when I was 8 years old and was finally able to give it all up successfully at age 15.

I WILL CUT OFF MY OWN N******, POUR RUBBER CEMENT IN MY A******, AND TURN MYSELF INTO A HUMAN S*** GRENADE. DO NOT TRY ME SUGARTITS. IM SUPER SERIAL RIGHT NOW.

I will nail gun my fucked up hand to my own face and s*** blood on your floor. Don’t f*** with me fascists.