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When Harry was in prison. I went with some coworkers for a birthday party at a local restaurant. One to many beers later. Feeling along and wanted some excitement. I hooked up with one of their customers. I didn’t take him home he didn’t take me home. We done the deed on an air mattress in the back of his Ford explorer. Hey I’m 42 and not 17. I will say this guy had a very nice Bratwurst. That completely overfilled Harry’s under used playground equipment. The event ended somewhere around 2 am with a knock on the back window. When one of my besties was wanting to leave because she was driving. I then kissed his Bratwurst goodnight.

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Been a dry spell my friends. Haven’t had my backvagina blown out in months. Sad.

Corvallus

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I don’t understand why we can’t keep a third wheel? You abandon p**** more then me an my d***

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Take your apology and your lies and Shove it. Stay the f*** sway from me.

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Im sorry if I hurt you in the process, I just got scared thats all.

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I’m 26. In the past few years, I have been to many countries. While there, I always ensured I paid visits to local sluts. And I always ensured I nutted inside them. Whenever one insisted on a condom, I deliberately used faulty ones.

I never cared whether they were on...

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I might not be rolling in social security money.. but atleast I don’t act like a poser patriotic jackass. Years ago you paid taxes you leech

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Bad trip

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I hit 41% of the population with one sentence. Tell you’re wife’s to get off there fat a** and workout.

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Justin likes to put his hands up the cunts of witches. They like to pretend it’s Halloween everyday. The only day anyone would care to look their way because they’re too fuking nasty and ugly.

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GO S*** AN EGG YOU ROUGH EDGED TROLLOP! I HOPE YOU HUMILIATE YOURSELF IN PUBLIC WITH TONS OF WITNESSES. GTFO F*** OUTTA HEEYAHHHH

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IM GONNA DIE A VIRGIN BECAUSE NO ONE DESERVES TO RIDE THIS 7 INCH MAGNUM DONG. I WAS SAVING MY VIRGINITY FOR YOU SEAWEED BRAINS! F*** YOU ALL!

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Stfu you ugly c***. I’m sure there’s a rock somewhere you can go find to worship because that’s how fuking stupid you are, stupid a** b****.

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IM A FUCKIGN VIRGIN YOU DUMB DITTY BOPPER

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f****** squaresville over there. what you laughing at s***? Ill put a curse on you.

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may not look like it but im more goth, more punk rock, and more crazy than you b****

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H**** suicidal h**** suicidal hornny suicidal hungry sleepy tired h**** suicidal kill me KILL ME

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When the flames trap you an the smokes choking the one’s you love just know I’m literally driving over there to kill them the same way an shoot the rats jumpinship

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I’m bored.

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I’m so in love with p***. Nghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my p*** piggy mating call nghhhhhhhhhh

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I filmed for you tonight. All of it. Im so f****** stupid. You’ll never see it. F*** you. I ruined my favorite new blue pair of underwear for nothing.

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You are not the man I once liked and I don’t see you as a part of my future. I wonder how long until be break up and I don’t know if I will be sad or happy once it happens.

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guess hte only foolproof way is to memorize the late night freight train schedule just like i did 7 years ago. the tracks not far. ill dive headfirst into it

JACKNIFE TO A SWAN AND HE WAS GONEEEE

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If i owned a gun I would tottally shoot myself int he head right now. Id take pills but Im afraid ill wake up retarded and id jump but im afraid of heightrs. fgor some reason I cant crash myt car. F***. I tried getting really high and drowning myselkf...

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Im not gay but ill make one of you faggots see god as long as you promise to empty a 44 or 50 caliber firearm clip into my brainstem after. Ill even drive to you. If you dont shoot me Ill cut your d*** off though.

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I want 5o dei I hate my life I wish I was never born KILL ME FAGGOTS do ittt PLEASE in begging youuuu 🙏 please end it for me

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I hed yur hand and wiped your tears away. Why won’t you hold me? Why don’t you love ne? Make it all make sense, I’m begging you. What do you want from me?

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I Hateo you alloshi never met uou

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You could tolaty hve your way me right now and I wuldt be abel 2 fight it.

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Think I took too much this message brought to you by the letter drugs Goodnight everybodyyy I’ll be here all week

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I’ll be your puppy tonight.

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Youre just f****** with me but I would totally drive over there , stick my bonee in your mouth, and piss in your mouth if you werent. I just took a c*****.

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“THIS IS A SCAM,CON PERVERT LINE 716***0246!”

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Hit me up on snapchat. Ill be your slave. One night only. Will you take control, mistress? I’ll do whatever you want. I’m your submissive little pissmop slave boy. Use my body.

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Alright im tripping balls so bad that everythings echoing and colorful and wonderful. Im gonna go listen to music and take a bath and hold it upside down til I piss in my own mouth. Always leave on a high note. Later queen of the karens.

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WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE WOMB OF ETERNITY? YOU KNOW TOO MUCH! INB4 VANND DARK APOTHEOSIS MUST BE KEPT ENSHROUDED

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WHAT? ENGLISH M***********! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

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I want to eat Mr Peanut’s a**. I bet it tastes like peanutbutter.

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PERRY THE PLAYTPUS! BEHOLD MY SIMPLYCONFESSINATOR! WITH THIS I CAN DRIVE EVERYONE OFF OF THIS GARBAGE WEBSITE AND TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE TRISTATE AREA! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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MODS ADMINS SOMEONE GET THESE FAGGOTS OUT OF HERE AND BACK IN THE ASYLUM

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