WHAT? ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

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WHAT? ENGLISH M***********! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

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When Harry was in prison. I went with some coworkers for a birthday party at a local restaurant. One to many beers later. Feeling along and wanted some excitement. I hooked up with one of their customers. I didn’t take him home he didn’t take me home. We done the deed on an air mattress in the back of his Ford explorer. Hey I’m 42 and not 17. I will say this guy had a very nice Bratwurst. That completely overfilled Harry’s under used playground equipment. The event ended somewhere around 2 am with a knock on the back window. When one of my besties was wanting to leave because she was driving. I then kissed his Bratwurst goodnight.

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RE: I have never been able to keep a relationship because of having a micro pe.nis.

Small co.cks and pe.nis reduction surgery.

At age 11 I had a large co.ck and ejaculated frequently. It was over 7 inches long and large, thick and fat. It got rock hard and ejaculated across the room which upset mother. Mother had pe.nis reduction surgery done on me. Yes there is pe.nis reduction surgery. They reduced it to only two inches. Mother said it was supposed to be 4 inches but she is satisfied with the 2 inch result.

After the reduction surgery it no longer gets rock hard and doesn’t ejaculate very far. It now gets only a soft erection and I have to rub it a lot longer to get it to ejaculate. It is more like a large cli.toris. Mother said if I complain she will have the rest removed.

So I know what it’s like to have a tiny co.ck. It strains to reach two inches erect and never really gets erect. It only gets a soft erection. My sister said I will have a difficult time finding a girlfriend or wife.