GO S*** AN EGG YOU ROUGH EDGED TROLLOP! I HOPE YOU HUMILIATE YOURSELF IN PUBLIC WITH TONS OF WITNESSES. GTFO F*** OUTTA HEEYAHHHH

IM GONNA DIE A VIRGIN BECAUSE NO ONE DESERVES TO RIDE THIS 7 INCH MAGNUM DONG. I WAS SAVING MY VIRGINITY FOR YOU SEAWEED BRAINS! F*** YOU ALL!

Stfu you ugly c***. I’m sure there’s a rock somewhere you can go find to worship because that’s how fuking stupid you are, stupid a** b****.

IM A FUCKIGN VIRGIN YOU DUMB DITTY BOPPER

f****** squaresville over there. what you laughing at s***? Ill put a curse on you.

may not look like it but im more goth, more punk rock, and more crazy than you b****

H**** suicidal h**** suicidal hornny suicidal hungry sleepy tired h**** suicidal kill me KILL ME

When the flames trap you an the smokes choking the one’s you love just know I’m literally driving over there to kill them the same way an shoot the rats jumpinship

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I’m bored.

I’m so in love with p***. Nghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my p*** piggy mating call nghhhhhhhhhh

I filmed for you tonight. All of it. Im so f****** stupid. You’ll never see it. F*** you. I ruined my favorite new blue pair of underwear for nothing.

You are not the man I once liked and I don’t see you as a part of my future. I wonder how long until be break up and I don’t know if I will be sad or happy once it happens.

guess hte only foolproof way is to memorize the late night freight train schedule just like i did 7 years ago. the tracks not far. ill dive headfirst into it

JACKNIFE TO A SWAN AND HE WAS GONEEEE

If i owned a gun I would tottally shoot myself int he head right now. Id take pills but Im afraid ill wake up retarded and id jump but im afraid of heightrs. fgor some reason I cant crash myt car. F***. I tried getting really high and drowning myselkf...

Im not gay but ill make one of you faggots see god as long as you promise to empty a 44 or 50 caliber firearm clip into my brainstem after. Ill even drive to you. If you dont shoot me Ill cut your d*** off though.

I want 5o dei I hate my life I wish I was never born KILL ME FAGGOTS do ittt PLEASE in begging youuuu 🙏 please end it for me

I hed yur hand and wiped your tears away. Why won’t you hold me? Why don’t you love ne? Make it all make sense, I’m begging you. What do you want from me?

I Hateo you alloshi never met uou

You could tolaty hve your way me right now and I wuldt be abel 2 fight it.

Think I took too much this message brought to you by the letter drugs Goodnight everybodyyy I’ll be here all week

I’ll be your puppy tonight.

Youre just f****** with me but I would totally drive over there , stick my bonee in your mouth, and piss in your mouth if you werent. I just took a c*****.

“THIS IS A SCAM,CON PERVERT LINE 716***0246!”

Hit me up on snapchat. Ill be your slave. One night only. Will you take control, mistress? I’ll do whatever you want. I’m your submissive little pissmop slave boy. Use my body.

Alright im tripping balls so bad that everythings echoing and colorful and wonderful. Im gonna go listen to music and take a bath and hold it upside down til I piss in my own mouth. Always leave on a high note. Later queen of the karens.

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WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE WOMB OF ETERNITY? YOU KNOW TOO MUCH! INB4 VANND DARK APOTHEOSIS MUST BE KEPT ENSHROUDED

WHAT? ENGLISH M***********! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

I want to eat Mr Peanut’s a**. I bet it tastes like peanutbutter.

PERRY THE PLAYTPUS! BEHOLD MY SIMPLYCONFESSINATOR! WITH THIS I CAN DRIVE EVERYONE OFF OF THIS GARBAGE WEBSITE AND TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE TRISTATE AREA! HAHAHAHAHAHA

MODS ADMINS SOMEONE GET THESE FAGGOTS OUT OF HERE AND BACK IN THE ASYLUM

If you don’t put your d*** in my mouth, They wont find your body pretty boy. I own you. Now kiss my feet and beg for forgiveness.

Im gonna hang you from your feet and slit your throat like the v***** pig you are, Johnny Garcia. Nobody says no to me….

No means no Faith…I’m done. I’m moving to the midwest.

FYI, I dont like feet or a*** but I totally would have ate your a** and sucked on your toes if that’s what you’re into. Id do pretty much whatever you wanted to get you off. Dumbass. Im doing shrooms and ignoring you again.

F*** off. Master is starting a hold. You aren’t my slave.

Little bit of the giggle leaf, a bit of romanticism, and a couple jokes and Ill have those b****** ha ha hopping on my d*** in no time.

If my game is still good enough to get you conflicted after all the s*** weve put each other through, then just imagine how good itll be on a nerdy young college girl who just wants to f*** me. I dont f****** need you.

F*** you im downloading tinder and getting pissed on.